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2011 October Rejects
Shad Mills, Electrocuted
Knife in the eye-socket.
Man Killed in Snow Storm
Man Killed After Jumping out of Car
Near Miss - Man Cuts off Arm
army amputee thrown from NY rollerc
A medical gamble
Hubby trying to cook ...
Reaching for power
Drunk, Texting Man Rear-ended State
Man + Guillotine = Man - Arm
Electric photo
California Man Stuck in Baby Swing
Arguing Couple Hit By Separate Cars
Stuck in a tree
He just screamed for Ice Cream
Man Found Dead In Back Of SUV
Man dies from carbon monoxide
Bamboo Rampage
Tank Buster
Swallowed plastic bag
FLAMING PORCUPINE
Retroactive Darwin attempt?
Modern Classic Duel
Driver/Suicide
last words "I love you"
2 inches...
Jobs Not Done Steve!
Santa Roast
Steve Jobs refused life-saving surg
Shotgun check
Catching a Coup with FBI approval.
jump out of truck
Brain freeze - not from a popsicle
Faith Healing HIV [not]
Brilliant icon's deadly stupidity
Man stabs self
Young, fast, and dead.
Half an Hour to Tragedy
Man accidentally kills himself
Man dies after stabbing himself
Stabbingly stupid
man stabs himself to death
What shark warning sign?
Don't put your pistol in your pants
180 on a Treadmill
Truckdriver drives in river + dies
No draining when it's raining
To hit the hay, indefinitely.
Shouldn't have stopped quitting
Ill. man killed trying to steal pow
Fatal Smoke Signal
They Call Them Hot Wires for a Reas
Man Dies Swallowing a Bag of Drugs
Darwin Award in the Making
Lighting problems with petrol
Look forward, not back
That was a good idea?
Man siphoning petrol badly burnt
Man shoots self in head
Fuel Siphoner badly hurt
Got a light?
Siphoning Petrol + Flame = Bad idea
7 Survive 20 Hours at Sea Clinging
Home invasion suspect accidentally
I beat the ocean
Sailor ripped to shreds after falli
Trains are awesome
Woman NOT Stuck Gets Killed
Mom hit by train
Climbed on a train, electrocuted.
Treating Pancreatic Cancer w/Diet
Flippin man died following jump fro
Charging your Kindle in Canada
Lost in Nevada
Gun toting idiot
Studpi
Missing Bainbridge Island kayaker p
Dive deep, screw up, no backup
Killing your own children
Peeing Soccer Fan run over by train
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Darwin Awards
2011 October Slush Pile Rejects

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Shad Mills, Electrocuted

Knife in the eye-socket.

Man Killed in Snow Storm

Man Killed After Jumping out of Car

Near Miss - Man Cuts off Arm

army amputee thrown from NY rollerc

A medical gamble

Hubby trying to cook ...

Reaching for power

Drunk, Texting Man Rear-ended State

Man + Guillotine = Man - Arm

Electric photo

California Man Stuck in Baby Swing

Arguing Couple Hit By Separate Cars

Stuck in a tree

He just screamed for Ice Cream

Man Found Dead In Back Of SUV

Man dies from carbon monoxide

Bamboo Rampage

Tank Buster

Swallowed plastic bag

FLAMING PORCUPINE

Retroactive Darwin attempt?

Modern Classic Duel

Driver/Suicide

last words "I love you"

2 inches...

Jobs Not Done Steve!

Santa Roast

Steve Jobs refused life-saving surg

Shotgun check

Catching a Coup with FBI approval.

jump out of truck

Brain freeze - not from a popsicle

Faith Healing HIV [not]

Brilliant icon's deadly stupidity

Man stabs self

Young, fast, and dead.

Half an Hour to Tragedy

Man accidentally kills himself

Man dies after stabbing himself

Stabbingly stupid

man stabs himself to death

What shark warning sign?

Don't put your pistol in your pants

180 on a Treadmill

Truckdriver drives in river + dies

No draining when it's raining

To hit the hay, indefinitely.

Shouldn't have stopped quitting

Ill. man killed trying to steal pow

Fatal Smoke Signal

They Call Them Hot Wires for a Reas

Man Dies Swallowing a Bag of Drugs

Darwin Award in the Making

Lighting problems with petrol

Look forward, not back

That was a good idea?

Man siphoning petrol badly burnt

Man shoots self in head

Fuel Siphoner badly hurt

Got a light?

Siphoning Petrol + Flame = Bad idea

7 Survive 20 Hours at Sea Clinging

Home invasion suspect accidentally

I beat the ocean

Sailor ripped to shreds after falli

Trains are awesome

Woman NOT Stuck Gets Killed

Mom hit by train

Climbed on a train, electrocuted.

Treating Pancreatic Cancer w/Diet

Flippin man died following jump fro

Charging your Kindle in Canada

Lost in Nevada

Gun toting idiot

Studpi

Missing Bainbridge Island kayaker p

Dive deep, screw up, no backup

Killing your own children

Peeing Soccer Fan run over by train

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