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Bullet Proof Charm fails to stop bu

2011 Reader Submission
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It was a sad end for the leader of the Odua People’s Congress (OPC) in Lagos State, Southwest Nigeria, when his friend, a one eyed man, shot him dead while testing the efficacy of his newly acquired bullet-proof charm.

The charm could not prevent bullets from penetrating into his body as he reportedly boasted before he was shot.

He slumped and died as a result of the injury he sustained during the shooting. His corpse has been deposited at Igando General Hospital for autopsy.

He was married and had six children.

On returning to Lagos, he was invited by his friends who are members of the OPC, to their base to celebrate his newly acquired power and the purchase of a new car by one of his members.

It was while they were celebrating that the nominee asked his friend, who had a locally-made gun on him, to shoot him to test the efficacy of the new charm.

He willingly obliged and the bullet tore his chest. He died on the spot.

Following the death of the OPC leader in this circumstance, P.M.NEWS talked to some traditionalists on the efficacy of the so-called bullet-proof charm and whether such exist or it is just in the realm of the imagination of the believers.

Dr. Bunmi Omosehindemi, Chairman, Lagos State Traditional Medicine Board said he has been hearing of the existence of such a charm but quickly added that he has not seen it.

“Some people say it exists but I have not seen it. I am a scientist,” he said.

A traditionalist, Chief Samuel Oluwasola Dedeigbo, however, confirmed that a bullet-proof charm indeed exists, adding that it is not easy to come by.

“Bullet-proof charm exists but it is not easy to come by. On the OPC leader that was killed as a result of using the charm, the one they did for him was fake. He should have tested it first on an animal before asking someone to shoot him,” he stated.

The 2011 Charles Darwin Award for Fatal Stupidity goes to this very dead gentleman who tried to test bullet-resistant Voodoo with his own now bullet-riddled chest.

If only the human target in this news story had read the fine print instructions on the Voodoo talisman packet, he would have been aware that NO bullet-proof magic amulet can withstand projectiles from a gun fired by a ONE EYED MAN, unless a sacrifice of three large dogs is made to Ogun, the God of Iron, immediately prior to that ballistics test.

Submitted on 09/23/2011

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://pointblanknews.com/News/os5596.html Date is September 2011

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Sorry, but the belief in 'bullet proof' magic is actually surprisingly common. As are fatalities resulting from such. The people are often convinced by a con job pulled by the sellers of these charms. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
As Candi said. Thanks just the same.


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