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2011 September Rejects
Michael David Cohen Ignored Warning
Air shaft doesn't lead to boyfriend
Swimmer loses legs after shark atta
Man bitten by shark despite warning
how to check your gun when it stops
Sharks are not dangerous
snowmobile accident -but no snow
guns vs. bullet proof charm
Vandalism fail
Man dies after snake attack
Nylon String Climbing Fail
Brothers get it right and drown.
Stupid People Own Guns Too
Late onset Darwin awards from sport
Buggin Me To Death
How not to hunt ducks
Flying Into Mountains for Fun
Fisherman Dies After Sampling Possi
darwin contestant
Driver dies in freak garage acciden
Polish Demonstrate Danger
Man Hunts Bear Hunts Man
Stoned won't fly
Beer Run All Washed Up
grizzly attack was shot by friend
Acute Illness...bed bugs
A coat to die for
Smoking Hot Train
Bullet Proof Charm fails to stop bu
death by beans
Rope Too Short
Breatsfeeding and Driving
Stuffed beyond Capacity
burn victim arrested for copper the
dirt road dummy
Locked-Out Man Climbs To 4th-Floor
Locked Out, Blacked Out, Fallen Out
Jeff Foxworthy Joke Writes Itself
Man Destroys Cable Barrier and Self
Man Crushed by Car While Trying to
Hunters hunted by grizzly
Washed up
Genius at the wheel
The lost phone
Bombing of a high voltage pylon,
Emulating Ben Franklin
Breastfeeding while driving
breastfeeding while driving
Mr (lol)
Rustling Rattlesnakes
Hamming it UP
Brighter than a wild boar?
You're All Sucked In
Prank backfires (literally)
Fire chief: LaGrange man blown up t
Man shoots son impersonating boar
Boar Imitator Shot Dead by Father-i
Man imitating a boar shot by a poac
Hi there do you want to swing?OOps
Not only boars grunt
Going Nowhere Fast
Man killed by Clothes Horse
Bored while hunting wild boar
Attack By Gator Didn't Kill Man
Florida woman killed by own SUV
Crushed playing catch with sofa
Woman Dies After Injecting Hot Beef
Man decapitates self (complete)
Hunter shot himself
I have to go now.
An unsuccessfull hunt
Man Killed By Clothes Horse
Dad killed in cloth dryer accident
A law student drowned while swimmin
Killer Hot Beef Injection
Man beheads self
Hot Cooked Crook
Girl killed herself in erotic game
Drunk student swims the thames
Woman dies after injecting hot beef
Kissing
Girl killed herself in erotic game
Cats cradle
The Hot Seat!
Train Incident
Woman Run Over By Her Own SUV
Woman Dies After Injecting Beef Fat
Lady dies after injecting beef fat
Do It Yourself Beauty Queen
Woman dies after hot beef injection
Fashion Kills
Man dies crushed by a couch
Man killed by clothes airer
One Way to Cause a Bang
Abandoned for two weeks, starving d
Cedar Springs man dies after his st
Dogs Eat Owner
self selection- Burglar Can't Cut I
Burglar kills himself during apartm
Burglar bleeds to death in campus-a
Burglar Cuts Self, Bleeds To Death
Campus Burglar Dies in Apartment
Trainee bus driver on phone
Boy dies after masturbating 42 time
Too obvious
Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protestin
Man Decapitates Self with SUV
Falling French Pee
Fair Window
Crash "Victim"
A hungry fish, an idea and sparks
Japanese Couple buried in Sand 2
Couple dies after birthday prank
man with cable about neck
Pleasant death
Car robbery gone bad
Niagara Tourist "Falls"
The Birthday pitfall surprise
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2011 September Slush Pile Rejects

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Michael David Cohen Ignored Warning

Air shaft doesn't lead to boyfriend

Swimmer loses legs after shark atta

Man bitten by shark despite warning

how to check your gun when it stops

Sharks are not dangerous

snowmobile accident -but no snow

guns vs. bullet proof charm

Vandalism fail

Man dies after snake attack

Nylon String Climbing Fail

Brothers get it right and drown.

Stupid People Own Guns Too

Late onset Darwin awards from sport

Buggin Me To Death

How not to hunt ducks

Flying Into Mountains for Fun

Fisherman Dies After Sampling Possi

darwin contestant

Driver dies in freak garage acciden

Polish Demonstrate Danger

Man Hunts Bear Hunts Man

Stoned won't fly

Beer Run All Washed Up

grizzly attack was shot by friend

Acute Illness...bed bugs

A coat to die for

Smoking Hot Train

Bullet Proof Charm fails to stop bu

death by beans

Rope Too Short

Breatsfeeding and Driving

Stuffed beyond Capacity

burn victim arrested for copper the

dirt road dummy

Locked-Out Man Climbs To 4th-Floor

Locked Out, Blacked Out, Fallen Out

Jeff Foxworthy Joke Writes Itself

Man Destroys Cable Barrier and Self

Man Crushed by Car While Trying to

Hunters hunted by grizzly

Washed up

Genius at the wheel

The lost phone

Bombing of a high voltage pylon,

Emulating Ben Franklin

Breastfeeding while driving

breastfeeding while driving

Mr (lol)

Rustling Rattlesnakes

Hamming it UP

Brighter than a wild boar?

You're All Sucked In

Prank backfires (literally)

Fire chief: LaGrange man blown up t

Man shoots son impersonating boar

Boar Imitator Shot Dead by Father-i

Man imitating a boar shot by a poac

Hi there do you want to swing?OOps

Not only boars grunt

Going Nowhere Fast

Man killed by Clothes Horse

Bored while hunting wild boar

Attack By Gator Didn't Kill Man

Florida woman killed by own SUV

Crushed playing catch with sofa

Woman Dies After Injecting Hot Beef

Man decapitates self (complete)

Hunter shot himself

I have to go now.

An unsuccessfull hunt

Man Killed By Clothes Horse

Dad killed in cloth dryer accident

A law student drowned while swimmin

Killer Hot Beef Injection

Man beheads self

Hot Cooked Crook

Girl killed herself in erotic game

Drunk student swims the thames

Woman dies after injecting hot beef

Kissing

Girl killed herself in erotic game

Cats cradle

The Hot Seat!

Train Incident

Woman Run Over By Her Own SUV

Woman Dies After Injecting Beef Fat

Lady dies after injecting beef fat

Do It Yourself Beauty Queen

Woman dies after hot beef injection

Fashion Kills

Man dies crushed by a couch

Man killed by clothes airer

One Way to Cause a Bang

Abandoned for two weeks, starving d

Cedar Springs man dies after his st

Dogs Eat Owner

self selection- Burglar Can't Cut I

Burglar kills himself during apartm

Burglar bleeds to death in campus-a

Burglar Cuts Self, Bleeds To Death

Campus Burglar Dies in Apartment

Trainee bus driver on phone

Boy dies after masturbating 42 time

Too obvious

Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protestin

Man Decapitates Self with SUV

Falling French Pee

Fair Window

Crash "Victim"

A hungry fish, an idea and sparks

Japanese Couple buried in Sand 2

Couple dies after birthday prank

man with cable about neck

Pleasant death

Car robbery gone bad

Niagara Tourist "Falls"

The Birthday pitfall surprise

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