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Improper use of a bridge

2011 Reader Submission
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Graffiti Vandal falls to his death whilst trying to graffiti a bridge

Submitted on 08/28/2011

Submitted by: Gordon Byles
Reference: http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/breaking-news/body-found-at-morphett-vale/story-e6frea73-12261244

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks, Gordon, but we don't accept submissions that are just links or links with very brief summaries. The link you provided doesn't work, so we're unable to read any details about this submission. And "Graffiti Vandal falls to his death whilst trying to graffiti a bridge" just doesn't provide enough detail on its own. A writeup with all the specific details is required so we have something useful when links don't work like in this case.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said.


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