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2011 August Rejects

Emergency workers find man dead aft died trapped in his car Couple dies as birthday prank goes Decapitation by SUV At risk electrical fire with hose At risk electrical fire with hose Court janitor drinks evidence Man dies torching gopher holes Candle in the wind Trapped by Birthday Surprise Barbecue In-tent! Russian Roulette 2010 man robs gas station to pay bill Hurrican Irene Candidates Masturbate to death Frog the size of a child reportedly Irene Goodbye Ultimate Graffiti Graffiti Vandal pays ultimate price Memorable Graduation Celebration Beach Pitfall Trap Harrisburg man killed in Hurricane Canoeing in a Flood? couple die in own sand hole Woman falls into niag with umbrella Double Down into Self-dug Pit Improper use of a bridge Japanese couple buried to death DANGER! Motorhome autopilot. Honey..Surprise! Not Understanding the Risks of Wind Niagra Falls Darwin Romanian killed while cutting a bom Great Time for a Final Stroll Drowning of surfer linked to Irene Parkade Climber Man shoots off his own chin A big bull, and a dead, naked man! Locked in a car..... Access through roof Fake gun, true retribution. Woman caught breaking into cars aft Think before you steal Its was just for joke ! Boiling hot New Zealand kid Serial Masturbator Killed Himself prank gone wrong Gun prank turned deadly Approach police with fake gun A fatal Carabinieri joke a toy pistol for a joke to police Woman gets hit by plane propeller 2 men injured in Michigan pickup tr How to see if container is empty Woman walks into propeller Woman walks into propeller Balconing game all over Australia Little knowledge, lotta danger Copper Thief Trying to Cross Railroad Tracks Blow Up At Cannon Creek Man Dies Torching Gopher Holes Driving licence to kill Michigan Driver Fails as Flintstone Hey Y'all Watch This! 3 Injured After Birthday Cake Explo Sitting Drunk Man uses feet to stop car Tiger Mauls Three Youths At SF Zoo Who's Lion Now? Niagara Railing & an Umbrella student fell into niagara falls Run over by OWN vehicle Driver Caught Using Two Cell Phones Skipping Snow Machine Toronto-area woman swept over Niaga Almost removed himself ... Don't hit cartridges with stones Just go to college Young Toronto woman swept into Niag Final Take Toronto Woman 'Dead' After Niagara Head throuh the sunroof Timber! Sled of Doom Rachel Corrie Stumped Man accidentally shoots own p*nis Pregnant woman killed by own pitbul Man in Bank Chimney Catching the Trolley Man digs a hole and dies buried Home-made Nuclear Reactor Honoring death with death Life's a beach David Markuze Arizona Gamecock Arizona man hospitalized after shoo No holster = shot penis, no pain I can help install wordpress for yo Ironic death in anti-helmet protest Disturbing the Piece Recycling bin accident Bin accident Man accidentally shoots himself in Man shoots himself in penis Women dies in recycling bin Man Shoots Self in Penis His aim was true... man shoots self in penis Non-swimmer tries water tubing Rock and bolt guncartridge Safety first Died hammering on a gun cartridge Man dies after hitting cartridge Dumb as a rock "Blow job" If all you have is a hammer... Hit a cartridge with a stone - died Smashing boltgun amunition Man hits bullet with a rock killed hitting cartridge with stone Hitting a cartridge with a stone Bolt pistol catridge Hits bolt pistol shell with stone Cartridge Basher Hits a boltgun shell with a stone Police urge holster use after man s Hitting cartridge with rocks... Found cartridge and hit it with a s Cartridge meets stone Hit a cartridge with a rock Sucked off Man shoots own penis with pink gun boltpistol ammunition kill Beating the cartridge with stone Stonecold Pole! Man shoots him self in the face Man beats cartrige with stone Explosive and cartridge-activated Hit shell with rock - died Man dead from nail-gun cartridge New Zealand Man Decapitated by Home Do not fire ammo without a gun! Man hitting catridge with stone Biting the bullet missing in tubing tragedy (Calgary) Woman, 59, killed in cliffs fall at Two bikers crash to each other Man in 'free running' falls 3 floor Dead Ringer! Kitchen sink reactor Shoplifting Suspect Drowns Chlorine Bomb Donated Her Life Slovak soccer fan died in Belgrade House kills houseowner How not to prove a point Cleaning with Gas kills two Car door on the way. Road sitting danger woman ran over by own van Atom smashing as a kitchen hobby Nuclear Reactor in the Kitchen Man decapitated by homemade hovercr Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protestin Hovering head Persistent Pilot Hovercraft decapitates owner Gaming to Death Skydiving quadriplegic plunges to d Do-it-yourself nuclear reactor Man Finds Suspicious White Powder i Quadraplegic parachute jumper Man Snorts Unknown Substance Hon. Ment: Drunks 8yr old chauffeur Man Finds white powder, dies. Man Finds Brick Of Unknown Substanc Lifejacket & Straitjacket Required Youth standing atop SUV dies Pink umbrellas annoy bulls Xed Out By X-Box Man Dies While Raping Elderly Woman Drugs don't kill ... stupid does Two brave men off the bridge Shooting Wartremoval

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