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Emergency workers find man dead aft
died trapped in his car
Couple dies as birthday prank goes
Decapitation by SUV
At risk electrical fire with hose
At risk electrical fire with hose
Court janitor drinks evidence
Man dies torching gopher holes
Candle in the wind
Trapped by Birthday Surprise
Barbecue In-tent!
Russian Roulette 2010
man robs gas station to pay bill
Hurrican Irene Candidates
Masturbate to death
Frog the size of a child reportedly
Irene Goodbye
Ultimate Graffiti
Graffiti Vandal pays ultimate price
Memorable Graduation Celebration
Beach Pitfall Trap
Harrisburg man killed in Hurricane
Canoeing in a Flood?
couple die in own sand hole
Woman falls into niag with umbrella
Double Down into Self-dug Pit
Improper use of a bridge
Japanese couple buried to death
DANGER!
Motorhome autopilot.
Honey..Surprise!
Not Understanding the Risks of Wind
Niagra Falls Darwin
Romanian killed while cutting a bom
Great Time for a Final Stroll
Drowning of surfer linked to Irene
Parkade Climber
Man shoots off his own chin
A big bull, and a dead, naked man!
Locked in a car.....
Access through roof
Fake gun, true retribution.
Woman caught breaking into cars aft
Think before you steal
Its was just for joke !
Boiling hot New Zealand kid
Serial Masturbator Killed Himself
prank gone wrong
Gun prank turned deadly
Approach police with fake gun
A fatal Carabinieri joke
a toy pistol for a joke to police
Woman gets hit by plane propeller
2 men injured in Michigan pickup tr
How to see if container is empty
Woman walks into propeller
Woman walks into propeller
Balconing game
all over Australia
Little knowledge, lotta danger
Copper Thief
Trying to Cross Railroad Tracks
Blow Up At Cannon Creek
Man Dies Torching Gopher Holes
Driving licence to kill
Michigan Driver Fails as Flintstone
Hey Y'all Watch This!
3 Injured After Birthday Cake Explo
Sitting Drunk
Man uses feet to stop car
Tiger Mauls Three Youths At SF Zoo
Who's Lion Now?
Niagara Railing & an Umbrella
student fell into niagara falls
Run over by OWN vehicle
Driver Caught Using Two Cell Phones
Skipping Snow Machine
Toronto-area woman swept over Niaga
Almost removed himself ...
Don't hit cartridges with stones
Just go to college
Young Toronto woman swept into Niag
Final Take
Toronto Woman 'Dead' After Niagara
Head throuh the sunroof
Timber!
Sled of Doom
Rachel Corrie
Stumped
Man accidentally shoots own p*nis
Pregnant woman killed by own pitbul
Man in Bank Chimney
Catching the Trolley
Man digs a hole and dies buried
Home-made Nuclear Reactor
Honoring death with death
Life's a beach
David Markuze
Arizona Gamecock
Arizona man hospitalized after shoo
No holster = shot penis, no pain
I can help install wordpress for yo
Ironic death in anti-helmet protest
Disturbing the Piece
Recycling bin accident
Bin accident
Man accidentally shoots himself in
Man shoots himself in penis
Women dies in recycling bin
Man Shoots Self in Penis
His aim was true...
man shoots self in penis
Non-swimmer tries water tubing
Rock and bolt guncartridge
Safety first
Died hammering on a gun cartridge
Man dies after hitting cartridge
Dumb as a rock
"Blow job"
If all you have is a hammer...
Hit a cartridge with a stone - died
Smashing boltgun amunition
Man hits bullet with a rock
killed hitting cartridge with stone
Hitting a cartridge with a stone
Bolt pistol catridge
Hits bolt pistol shell with stone
Cartridge Basher
Hits a boltgun shell with a stone
Police urge holster use after man s
Hitting cartridge with rocks...
Found cartridge and hit it with a s
Cartridge meets stone
Hit a cartridge with a rock
Sucked off
Man shoots own penis with pink gun
boltpistol ammunition kill
Beating the cartridge with stone
Stonecold Pole!
Man shoots him self in the face
Man beats cartrige with stone
Explosive and cartridge-activated
Hit shell with rock - died
Man dead from nail-gun cartridge
New Zealand Man Decapitated by Home
Do not fire ammo without a gun!
Man hitting catridge with stone
Biting the bullet
missing in tubing tragedy (Calgary)
Woman, 59, killed in cliffs fall at
Two bikers crash to each other
Man in 'free running' falls 3 floor
Dead Ringer!
Kitchen sink reactor
Shoplifting Suspect Drowns
Chlorine Bomb
Donated Her Life
Slovak soccer fan died in Belgrade
House kills houseowner
How not to prove a point
Cleaning with Gas kills two
Car door on the way.
Road sitting danger
woman ran over by own van
Atom smashing as a kitchen hobby
Nuclear Reactor in the Kitchen
Man decapitated by homemade hovercr
Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protestin
Hovering head
Persistent Pilot
Hovercraft decapitates owner
Gaming to Death
Skydiving quadriplegic plunges to d
Do-it-yourself nuclear reactor
Man Finds Suspicious White Powder i
Quadraplegic parachute jumper
Man Snorts Unknown Substance
Hon. Ment: Drunks 8yr old chauffeur
Man Finds white powder, dies.
Man Finds Brick Of Unknown Substanc
Lifejacket & Straitjacket Required
Youth standing atop SUV dies
Pink umbrellas annoy bulls
Xed Out By X-Box
Man Dies While Raping Elderly Woman
Drugs don't kill ... stupid does
Two brave men off the bridge
Shooting Wartremoval
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2011 August Slush Pile Rejects

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Emergency workers find man dead aft

died trapped in his car

Couple dies as birthday prank goes

Decapitation by SUV

At risk electrical fire with hose

At risk electrical fire with hose

Court janitor drinks evidence

Man dies torching gopher holes

Candle in the wind

Trapped by Birthday Surprise

Barbecue In-tent!

Russian Roulette 2010

man robs gas station to pay bill

Hurrican Irene Candidates

Masturbate to death

Frog the size of a child reportedly

Irene Goodbye

Ultimate Graffiti

Graffiti Vandal pays ultimate price

Memorable Graduation Celebration

Beach Pitfall Trap

Harrisburg man killed in Hurricane

Canoeing in a Flood?

couple die in own sand hole

Woman falls into niag with umbrella

Double Down into Self-dug Pit

Improper use of a bridge

Japanese couple buried to death

DANGER!

Motorhome autopilot.

Honey..Surprise!

Not Understanding the Risks of Wind

Niagra Falls Darwin

Romanian killed while cutting a bom

Great Time for a Final Stroll

Drowning of surfer linked to Irene

Parkade Climber

Man shoots off his own chin

A big bull, and a dead, naked man!

Locked in a car.....

Access through roof

Fake gun, true retribution.

Woman caught breaking into cars aft

Think before you steal

Its was just for joke !

Boiling hot New Zealand kid

Serial Masturbator Killed Himself

prank gone wrong

Gun prank turned deadly

Approach police with fake gun

A fatal Carabinieri joke

a toy pistol for a joke to police

Woman gets hit by plane propeller

2 men injured in Michigan pickup tr

How to see if container is empty

Woman walks into propeller

Woman walks into propeller

Balconing game

all over Australia

Little knowledge, lotta danger

Copper Thief

Trying to Cross Railroad Tracks

Blow Up At Cannon Creek

Man Dies Torching Gopher Holes

Driving licence to kill

Michigan Driver Fails as Flintstone

Hey Y'all Watch This!

3 Injured After Birthday Cake Explo

Sitting Drunk

Man uses feet to stop car

Tiger Mauls Three Youths At SF Zoo

Who's Lion Now?

Niagara Railing & an Umbrella

student fell into niagara falls

Run over by OWN vehicle

Driver Caught Using Two Cell Phones

Skipping Snow Machine

Toronto-area woman swept over Niaga

Almost removed himself ...

Don't hit cartridges with stones

Just go to college

Young Toronto woman swept into Niag

Final Take

Toronto Woman 'Dead' After Niagara

Head throuh the sunroof

Timber!

Sled of Doom

Rachel Corrie

Stumped

Man accidentally shoots own p*nis

Pregnant woman killed by own pitbul

Man in Bank Chimney

Catching the Trolley

Man digs a hole and dies buried

Home-made Nuclear Reactor

Honoring death with death

Life's a beach

David Markuze

Arizona Gamecock

Arizona man hospitalized after shoo

No holster = shot penis, no pain

I can help install wordpress for yo

Ironic death in anti-helmet protest

Disturbing the Piece

Recycling bin accident

Bin accident

Man accidentally shoots himself in

Man shoots himself in penis

Women dies in recycling bin

Man Shoots Self in Penis

His aim was true...

man shoots self in penis

Non-swimmer tries water tubing

Rock and bolt guncartridge

Safety first

Died hammering on a gun cartridge

Man dies after hitting cartridge

Dumb as a rock

"Blow job"

If all you have is a hammer...

Hit a cartridge with a stone - died

Smashing boltgun amunition

Man hits bullet with a rock

killed hitting cartridge with stone

Hitting a cartridge with a stone

Bolt pistol catridge

Hits bolt pistol shell with stone

Cartridge Basher

Hits a boltgun shell with a stone

Police urge holster use after man s

Hitting cartridge with rocks...

Found cartridge and hit it with a s

Cartridge meets stone

Hit a cartridge with a rock

Sucked off

Man shoots own penis with pink gun

boltpistol ammunition kill

Beating the cartridge with stone

Stonecold Pole!

Man shoots him self in the face

Man beats cartrige with stone

Explosive and cartridge-activated

Hit shell with rock - died

Man dead from nail-gun cartridge

New Zealand Man Decapitated by Home

Do not fire ammo without a gun!

Man hitting catridge with stone

Biting the bullet

missing in tubing tragedy (Calgary)

Woman, 59, killed in cliffs fall at

Two bikers crash to each other

Man in 'free running' falls 3 floor

Dead Ringer!

Kitchen sink reactor

Shoplifting Suspect Drowns

Chlorine Bomb

Donated Her Life

Slovak soccer fan died in Belgrade

House kills houseowner

How not to prove a point

Cleaning with Gas kills two

Car door on the way.

Road sitting danger

woman ran over by own van

Atom smashing as a kitchen hobby

Nuclear Reactor in the Kitchen

Man decapitated by homemade hovercr

Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protestin

Hovering head

Persistent Pilot

Hovercraft decapitates owner

Gaming to Death

Skydiving quadriplegic plunges to d

Do-it-yourself nuclear reactor

Man Finds Suspicious White Powder i

Quadraplegic parachute jumper

Man Snorts Unknown Substance

Hon. Ment: Drunks 8yr old chauffeur

Man Finds white powder, dies.

Man Finds Brick Of Unknown Substanc

Lifejacket & Straitjacket Required

Youth standing atop SUV dies

Pink umbrellas annoy bulls

Xed Out By X-Box

Man Dies While Raping Elderly Woman

Drugs don't kill ... stupid does

Two brave men off the bridge

Shooting Wartremoval

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