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Man died grabbing Cap from Cab
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Convertibles are not for everybody
Man Finds Brick, Snorts & Dies
soccer fan loses his head, literall
Trucker who left cab to urinate kil
To Pee or Not To Pee
catching fishes using electricity
Soccer fan killed in bus accident
Slovak fan dies in accident in Belg
Overpass vs Drunk Football Fan
Joseph Schexnider, Remains Found In
Bridge kissing
Man blows head off with firework
Soccer Fan Died, Leaned From Window
Road Kill
Shocking mistake when fishing
drunk soccer fan killed on bus roof
Surfed To His Death
It was a Gas!
Raymond, a ladder & linoleum floor
Missing man found in chimney
Hernia Hatin'
Icky Feeling
Potty Go Boom
Another example how smoking is bad
Man killed by train in Surrey, B.C.
we have lift off
Manhole Mishap
Graduation
Man dies in scooter vs. car acciden
touching nature
Taking the Plunge
Give a Hand to this Copper Crook
Lights Out!
Trucker die by his own truck
Park won't add warning signs
Man shoots self in head.
Vernal Fall x Three
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Yosemite Waterfall Visitors
3 swept over waterfall presumed dea
Three idiots climb over barrier
Ape with an AK47
Ape with an AK47
Shuttered
3 Hikers Take the Fast Way Down
Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls
Yosemite vernal falls
3 people slip over Vernal Falls Yos
Man Test Driving Dirt Bike Killed
3 presumed dead after going over Yo
Hiking Over the Edge
Made a complete hash of it
Texas Woman Shoots At Pit Bull, Kil
Removing a cast with a circular saw
man raping women dies
Multiple Darwin Award, Death by Alc
Three Drowned In Waterfall
lacerates tongue with baked bean li
Man Burning Dead Dog's Body Sets Ho
Woman shoots puppy, kills Husband
US tourist David Potts sucked into
Me, myself, and Russian Roulette
Unfortunate decision to shoot a dog
YOUR BIG MOUTH IS GONNA PUT YOU IN
Jumping short: "off" the gene pool
Fireworks accident decapitates Farg
Nakelele Blow Hole
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Allergic to canine sperm
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Best Part of Waking Up
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Demolishing the Building
Who cut THAT hole?
Deadly Love
Glass Door Dummy
Illegal Fireworks + Stupidity
The gene pool
Open that Door First, then Run
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ventilation shaft
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An empty barn does not need a roof
clean out polluted gene pool
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Jump the Hill: Earn your wings
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Smoking and stupidity - Bad Mix?
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That Foul Ball
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'He was definitely not planking.'
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bareheaded biker irony
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Some Bright Spark a Stole Cable
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Russian roulette with dog
Use ur head
There's still hope for the gene poo
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The 13th floor.
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NY motorcyclist in helmet protest h
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brain drain
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Freedom from common sense
Boneheads: Meet the Helmet!!!
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Helmet Law Protester Dies @ Protest
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Helmet Irony and Motorbikes
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Motorcyclist dies on ride
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Don't need no stinkin helmet
Quit while your ahead
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Helmet Protester
NY motorcyclist dies on ride protes
Biker Protesting Helmet Law Dies of
Motorcyclist Dies On Ride Protestin
Anything to protect?
Helmet protester hits head, dies
Motorcyclist protesting helmet law
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No helmet, no problem!
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Protest against helmet laws
Helmet Law Protest
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Shoulda worn that helmet..
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NY motorcyclist dies on ride protes
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A study in irony
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Upstate NY motorcyclist dies after
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Maybe helmet laws are good.
Organ Donor
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Born to be Wild
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Jump the Hill: Earn your wings

2011 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Four Manheim teenagers who died in a January car crash were traveling between 80 and 90 mph when the accident happened, police said Monday. That is one of the findings in the ongoing investigation of the Jan. 16 crash in South Londonderry Township, Lebanon County. Investigators, who obtained search warrants for the teens' cell phones, also found text messages that confirmed that the boys had planned to speed over a dip in the road, "getting air," shortly before the accident occurred. The teens killed in the crash were: John Griffith, 16; Cody Hollinger, 16; Nicolas Bryson, 15, and DeVaughn Lee, 15.

VIDEO: Scene of the accident from a driver's point of view

They were traveling south on Mount Wilson Road about 11:30 a.m. when their car slid sideways into the northbound lane, where it was struck broadside by a car. All four teens were members of the Manheim Central High School Barons football team. The accident happened after the team had gathered for a breakfast at a Manheim restaurant. Earlier reports said police had received a statement at the accident scene that the teens had planned to make a video of their car jumping a hill on Mount Wilson Road that morning. South Londonderry Township police Chief Jeffrey Arnold said Monday that his department obtained search warrants to examine the teens' phones after the crash. Police did not find any videos on the cell phones of the car jumping the hill. But they did find text messages about the teens' plans. "The text messages," Arnold said, "told everyone where they were going, what they were doing there. "They were going there with the specific purpose: to jump the hill." Investigators, including the Lebanon County district attorney, plan to meet in the next month or two to discuss the accident investigation and decide if it can be formally concluded, Arnold said. cstauffer@lnpnews.com

Submitted on 07/10/2011

Submitted by: ranting
Reference: http://articles.lancasteronline.com/lavoz/4/359891#ixzz1RimMlLML

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks for submitting, Rantling, but two of the victims are underage (16 being our cutoff) and that constitutes an automatic toss!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
As James said. Thanks just the same.


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