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engineered fall

2011 Reader Submission
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My father is an engineer, he rbuilds bridges, big ones, he is also a retierd professor, he taught grad students. When i was littlwe, my ubncle owned a cabin on an island off the coast of B.C. (Canada) to get to his place, you took a boat, and moored it at the dock, then walked up the hill. There was a short bridge, that my father had build with his brother my uincle several years before, it needed replacing. SO my father the engineer put himnself in charge of the demolition of the bidge, it was made of wood, and the plan was to drop it onto the beach, and burn it. Father started his chainsaw and cut theough the supports on one side, being very careful to stand on the land side while making the cut, unfortunatly for him he was not so careful when he cut the remianing two suipports on the other side, he had better footing on the bridge, I watched in horrr as i saw my father the engineer standing on a bridge weilding a chainsaw. slicing trhough the final support. He somehow maaged to fall woth the bridge, while holding the running chainsaw above his head. somehow he managed to land withoug injury, turned the chainsaw off, stepped off the fallen remains of the bridge, put the chainsaw down promptly tripped and fell on th beach spraining his ankle and cutting his face.

Submitted on 06/14/2011

Submitted by: bruce Sexsmith
Reference: a family event, not a kill , but an at risk survivor

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Bruce said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks for an amusing story, Bruce, but to me this is very similar to all the other stories we have of people who chop down trees, do demolition, etc. without realizing they're standing on whatever it is they're trying to cut away. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Maybe Toss: Lacks Excellence
I have to agree with Bruce... tho this IS an amusing story, and I love the irony of him twisting his ankle at the end!


Shadow said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
I agree as well but thanks for submitting!


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