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Man Using Lighter To Search Under M

2011 Reader Submission
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CHICAGO (CBS) – A man using a lighter to look under his mattress accidentally sparked an extra-alarm fire in the Uptown neighborhood early Sunday.

Firefighters responded to a fire at 915 W. Wilson Av. at 4:45 a.m. Sunday, and a 2-11 alarm and an EMS Plan 1 response were called about 15 minutes later, accordng to Fire Department spokesman Larry Langford.

The fire started on the third floor of the six-story apartment building when a man was using a lighter to help him see while looking for something under a mattress, Langford said.

The man was taken to Weiss Memorial Hospital for treatment of smoke inhalation, according to Langford.

Two others were treated at the scene, Langford said. The fire was put out by 5:30 a.m.

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/06/12/man-using-lighter-to-search-under-mattress-sparks-extra-alarm-fire/

Submitted on 06/12/2011

Submitted by: Vince Lavieri
Reference: http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2011/06/12/man-using-lighter-to-search-under-mattress-sparks-extra-alarm

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Thanks, Vince, but since two others were treated for injuries then we can't accept this. Even if it wasn't for that I'd probably argue that this sort of thing is way too common. We get lots of stories involving idiocy with lighters, including somebody who wanted to check the level of an 18-wheel fuel tanker truck with a cigarette lighter.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
What Bruce said.


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