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2011 June Rejects
Safety On?
Changing a tire - in the fast lane
What crawled up YOUR vent & died?!
River Falls Man Charged for Killing
Don't kiss a King Cobra
Man shoots self showing gun safety
Metro Detroit man, 24, dies after h
Smoking & Home Oxygen
Uni Grad Drowned for Ceremony Photo
airhead
That's Not The Sharp Side!
Look Before You Cross
Man Killed Peeing On Bypass
Snake Santuary owner killed
Click, Click, BOOM
Man run over while allegedly steali
Sanford man shoots himself while sh
Safety can Kill!
Man shoots self showing gun safety
Sanford man shoot himself while sho
Man dies while showing gun safety
Marco polo
man shoots himself while showing sa
Sanford man shoots himself while sh
Man shoots self showing off safety
Sanford man shoots himself while sh
Man Kills Self Showing Safety
Man shoots self showing gun safety
Sanford man shoots himself while sh
Sanford man shoots himself while sh
How not to test a safety on a gun
ROASTED BY THEIR LOOT
Sanford man shoots himself while sh
If cows could fly
B.C. man nabbed over 1983 U.S. murd
Body of missing woman found in air
Don't lose your head for your habi
Do Not try to Smoke on the Tube
Tourist dies after falling from the
Smoking is Hazardous to your Health
Death by smoking
Dumbass Soldier
Smoker
Bad Flying Lessons
Tube decapitation
Passenger crashes airplane
Man killed while urinating in road
Don't walk on a motorway
Man dies trying to amputate own leg
Squishtol P
There Ain't No Wisdom Here
Drunken fall from pub banister.
Gastanker inspection with Lighter
mechanic mishap
It Worked When Houdini Did It...
Inspect gas tank truck with lighter
Man falls through skylight
Woman jumps out of moving vehicle,
Cancer Kills
VIDEO: How to become cool in Russia
VIDEO: How to become cool in Russia
What we always wanted
Steal Car and Crash
Eating loo paper kills
Jackass star dies like a jackass
A fate far worse than death itself.
Man dies in fall from trailer
Man Dies Flying Kite On Office Roof
Man showing girlfriend his gun shoo
Bob Pease - R.I.P.
Man Dies After Detroit Party Bus Ac
Jackass Idiot Dies in Car Wreck
Bang and the Wart is gone!
Party Bus Accident
A "Smart" and "Brave" Cop
Can't learn the hard way.
Man Tries to Put Out Fire with Beer
Police say man tried to douse fire
Black Mamba kills owner in NY
Darwinian direct hit
See link
Man blasts wart (and finger) off
Brock Anton Bonehead Rioter
Black Mamba Kills Owner
'Wart' An Idiot
Survived
Finger and Wart
Internet brides from Cameroon
Wart blasted off with shotgun
Bang - and the wart is gone
Look before you leap!
shot gun wart removal
Shotgun blast ends wart woe...
Sex crimes gone wild
Dang Warts
Give me a moment
Ice Scream
engineered fall
gangster contrappasso
Kid Sells Kidney for iPad
Man Loses Russian Roulette to Dog
They Call Me the Laser Pointer Guy
Man Using Lighter To Search Under M
Look Before You Leap!
car surfer ends up dead
Dead Bear Kills Two Canucks
impaled
Self circumcision
Self circumcision
Man Plays Russian Roulette with Dog
Blow up the cash dispenser and die
ormer meth addict saws own neck, di
Dodge a bullet...
Dont steal copper cable
Russian buried Alive
At-Risk Survivor. Bright Spark
Girl shoots boyfriend on dare
Syrian protestor's
Asleep Behind the Wheel
Carpenter Accidently Cuts Off Penis
A Geopolitical Minefield
2 pensioneers killed by spring gun
Russian man buried alive for luck
live wire... dead thief
Two teens drown in cesspool
live wires, dead thief
Not so lucky burying
Russian man dies burying himself
The ground is the limit.
Two Die in Cesspool Accident
Spring Gun
self-burial gone wrong
Russian buried himself alive dies
Russian who buried himself alive di
Buried Alive
Russian self burial
Russian buried himself alive
Being buried alive for good luck!
Russian buries himself
Russian who buried himself alive di
Self-burial, Russian style
Russian man dies burying himself
Texas Man Killed After Crashing Car
Illinois Man Killed In Lawn Mower A
Woman Dies After Being Swept Over N
Texas man, Richard Roundtree, crash
A child dies in a farce
Texas Man Crashes Twice, Naked
Man killed helping ducks off I-294
man dies after self-burying
Enfant-manteau
Selbstschussanlage
Effective Home Defense Device
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2011 June Slush Pile Rejects

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Safety On?

Changing a tire - in the fast lane

What crawled up YOUR vent & died?!

River Falls Man Charged for Killing

Don't kiss a King Cobra

Man shoots self showing gun safety

Metro Detroit man, 24, dies after h

Smoking & Home Oxygen

Uni Grad Drowned for Ceremony Photo

airhead

That's Not The Sharp Side!

Look Before You Cross

Man Killed Peeing On Bypass

Snake Santuary owner killed

Click, Click, BOOM

Man run over while allegedly steali

Sanford man shoots himself while sh

Safety can Kill!

Man shoots self showing gun safety

Sanford man shoot himself while sho

Man dies while showing gun safety

Marco polo

man shoots himself while showing sa

Sanford man shoots himself while sh

Man shoots self showing off safety

Sanford man shoots himself while sh

Man Kills Self Showing Safety

Man shoots self showing gun safety

Sanford man shoots himself while sh

Sanford man shoots himself while sh

How not to test a safety on a gun

ROASTED BY THEIR LOOT

Sanford man shoots himself while sh

If cows could fly

B.C. man nabbed over 1983 U.S. murd

Body of missing woman found in air

Don't lose your head for your habi

Do Not try to Smoke on the Tube

Tourist dies after falling from the

Smoking is Hazardous to your Health

Death by smoking

Dumbass Soldier

Smoker

Bad Flying Lessons

Tube decapitation

Passenger crashes airplane

Man killed while urinating in road

Don't walk on a motorway

Man dies trying to amputate own leg

Squishtol P

There Ain't No Wisdom Here

Drunken fall from pub banister.

Gastanker inspection with Lighter

mechanic mishap

It Worked When Houdini Did It...

Inspect gas tank truck with lighter

Man falls through skylight

Woman jumps out of moving vehicle,

Cancer Kills

VIDEO: How to become cool in Russia

VIDEO: How to become cool in Russia

What we always wanted

Steal Car and Crash

Eating loo paper kills

Jackass star dies like a jackass

A fate far worse than death itself.

Man dies in fall from trailer

Man Dies Flying Kite On Office Roof

Man showing girlfriend his gun shoo

Bob Pease - R.I.P.

Man Dies After Detroit Party Bus Ac

Jackass Idiot Dies in Car Wreck

Bang and the Wart is gone!

Party Bus Accident

A "Smart" and "Brave" Cop

Can't learn the hard way.

Man Tries to Put Out Fire with Beer

Police say man tried to douse fire

Black Mamba kills owner in NY

Darwinian direct hit

See link

Man blasts wart (and finger) off

Brock Anton Bonehead Rioter

Black Mamba Kills Owner

'Wart' An Idiot

Survived

Finger and Wart

Internet brides from Cameroon

Wart blasted off with shotgun

Bang - and the wart is gone

Look before you leap!

shot gun wart removal

Shotgun blast ends wart woe...

Sex crimes gone wild

Dang Warts

Give me a moment

Ice Scream

engineered fall

gangster contrappasso

Kid Sells Kidney for iPad

Man Loses Russian Roulette to Dog

They Call Me the Laser Pointer Guy

Man Using Lighter To Search Under M

Look Before You Leap!

car surfer ends up dead

Dead Bear Kills Two Canucks

impaled

Self circumcision

Self circumcision

Man Plays Russian Roulette with Dog

Blow up the cash dispenser and die

ormer meth addict saws own neck, di

Dodge a bullet...

Dont steal copper cable

Russian buried Alive

At-Risk Survivor. Bright Spark

Girl shoots boyfriend on dare

Syrian protestor's

Asleep Behind the Wheel

Carpenter Accidently Cuts Off Penis

A Geopolitical Minefield

2 pensioneers killed by spring gun

Russian man buried alive for luck

live wire... dead thief

Two teens drown in cesspool

live wires, dead thief

Not so lucky burying

Russian man dies burying himself

The ground is the limit.

Two Die in Cesspool Accident

Spring Gun

self-burial gone wrong

Russian buried himself alive dies

Russian who buried himself alive di

Buried Alive

Russian self burial

Russian buried himself alive

Being buried alive for good luck!

Russian buries himself

Russian who buried himself alive di

Self-burial, Russian style

Russian man dies burying himself

Texas Man Killed After Crashing Car

Illinois Man Killed In Lawn Mower A

Woman Dies After Being Swept Over N

Texas man, Richard Roundtree, crash

A child dies in a farce

Texas Man Crashes Twice, Naked

Man killed helping ducks off I-294

man dies after self-burying

Enfant-manteau

Selbstschussanlage

Effective Home Defense Device

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