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Home Invasion Crooks get Juvenile S

2011 Reader Submission
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preceded by extensive mass e-mail, can't swear to truth, shouldn't be hard to check, still good story,(even if may not fully fit rules).

Sent: Tue, January 11, 2011 9:50:16 AM Subject: Butte, Montana

BUTTE, MONTANA

Shotgun preteen vs. Illegal alien Home Invaders...

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11-year-old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their

two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay-shooting champion since she was nine.

Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his

12-gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee-crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds

to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death

before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45-caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David 0'Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news........?

An 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself......against two murderous, illegal immigrants.......and she wins,

She is still alive.

Now THAT is Gun Control!

Thought for the day....

Calling an illegal alien an

'undocumented immigrant'

is like calling a drug dealer an

'unlicensed pharmacist'

I like this e-mail! American citizens defending themselves and their homes.

Submitted on 03/08/2011

Submitted by: Gordon
Reference: none specific

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, Gordon, but there really isn't any self-selection here. We don't count justified shootings as self-selection, and they're also extremely common (as are most gun related stories).


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
What Bruce said.


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