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Another one bites the bullet

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Funeral preparations are under way for a Battle Creek teenager who died Tuesday from what police are calling an accidental self-inflicted gunshot wound."He was one of those kids who, if he was around, you were smiling," said Pennfield School Superintendent Ben Laser. "He just had a way about him and brought out good feelings."

Riley Doubleday, 18, died Tuesday evening at Bronson Methodist Hospital in Kalamazoo where he was taken Sunday with a single gunshot wound to the head.

Capt. Matt Saxton of the Calhoun County Sheriff Department said Doubleday was injured about 9:15 p.m. Sunday at his family home on Rustic Lane in Pennfield Township.

Saxton said Wednesday that Doubleday was with friends at the house when he went upstairs and returned with a .45-caliber handgun. He loaded the gun, held it to his head, pulled the trigger and it fired.

But Saxton said the investigation thus far shows that, twice in the days before the accident, Doubleday had attempted to fire the gun but it malfunctioned.

Saxton said the first time was at a gun range and then a few days before the shooting, he tried to fire the gun in the backyard of the house.

"We don't believe he intentionally shot himself," Saxton said Wednesday. "We believe he felt it was not going to fire. He didn't think it would fire."

Saxton said deputies believe Doubleday had been drinking at the time of the shooting but they are awaiting laboratory results.

"The case remains under investigation, but from all the interviews and evidence, it appears to be a self-inflicted accident," he said.

Submitted on 02/10/2011

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/article/20110210/NEWS01/102100316/1002/NEWS01

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, but stories involving guns are simply way too common. We get tons of stories virtually identical to this along with tons of stories of idiots playing russian roulette, "proving" that a gun is unloaded, etc.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
What Bruce said.


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