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2011 February Rejects
'Stand Clear' Means Stand Clear
Afghan Hot Potato
hug a drill
California man killed by armed bird
Man crushed by U-Haul truck in Denv
roof jumping
Man stabbed while testing knife-pro
Drunk Trainee
Not quite knife proof
cop kills himself with flash bang
Zwei Jugendliche schweben nun in Le
Stoping Rolling Truck By hand
Plane Crash Mom
Chinese online gamer dies after thr
Man Torn Apart By Own Crocod
Smoking Kills
Bibles aren't acceptable ransom.
The game is the game
Patience is a Virtue
VIDEOGAMES: CHINESE DIES AFTER 72-H
Alberta man dies in septic tank
Mooning The Train
Online gamer dies
Father and Son Die in Roof Collapse
Gravity takes the wheel.
copper thief electrocuted
Indianapolis Copper Wire Theif
Deadly swimming challenge
high marking, avalanche, death
texing
Man killed by own 'runaway' car
avalanche fun
Impatient man run over by train.
paint ball pain
Shocking End to theft
Copper Theif
Really!?
IMPD: Man electrocuted stealing cop
NEARLY A DOUBLE DARWIN?
Enjineers
Copper thief electrocuted
He just wanted to tap that
Drunk Swede drove to police station
man electrocuted stealing wire
12 yr old young man ignites ammo
Human Bug Zapper
Copper Wire Thief Electrocuted
Copper thief electrocuted on roof o
2 University of Florida Students D
Dumb and Dead
Flaming Turkey
Man loses penis in peeler!
bad blood
Electricity can Electrocute!
Two Moscow students. Dead
stupid question after acting
Hit and run driver finished off by
Proof of Natural Selection
Go, Gunners?
Dougie Fail
Attempted Death by 4 methods
UF Students Die Exploring Cave
Man shot by police twice in 3 years
Silicon Injection in Buttocks
Texting in a Carpark
Man Killed by Fighting Rooster
Boy-12yr Drives family into canal
Pilot survives balloon crash but di
Nudism, water and electricity
Another one bites the bullet
Man Killed by Cock
Sailor Killed trying to beat Train
British tourist dies after buttocks
Nine people suffocated by car fumes
Near Miss - Dude, Where's My Train?
A Doctor with a Flue
Car-bon Monoxide Party
Skaterboarder vs. SUV
Cockfighter killed by his own Roost
Don't Walk and Text
the last message
North Dakota team's title run ended
Woman dies after Butt injection at
Bridge Banner Bummer
Boys Dies From Packing Peanut
illegal buttock-enhancement injecti
Gamecock 1, man 0
Death by Armed Rooster
Buttock silicone operation in hotel
Cockfighting Bird Stabs Owner
He Who Crows Last, Crows Best
Cosmetic Hotel Surgery Gone Wrong
Man killed by fighting cock
19yo walks off carpark while txting
DELANO, California
Rooster with razor kills man
Watch That First Step...
California man killed by armed bird
Drunk stops cop preventing suicide
Text Till You Drop
Man Killed by Rooster at Cockfight
Robbery celebration ends with deadl
Man killed by armed chicken.
California man killed by armed bird
Riccardo Ricco - blood doper
Man stabbed to death by cockfightin
Armed Rooster Kills CAlifornia Man
California man killed by armed bird
Murder Most Fowl
Armed rooster kills man
Rooster kills man during cock fight
Rooster kills man
Man stabbed to death by cockfightin
Man killed by armed bird at Califor
Man killed by armed bird at Califor
Texting teenager falls to his death
Knife Fight
Man stabbed to death by cockfightin
Never Arm a Rooster
Man dies from Cock
Death by armed rooster
Man killed by own cock
Cock fight spectator killed by bird
Death by Cock
Orlando teen playing with gun shoot
Text Overboard
Armed Bird at Cockfight Kills Man
California man killed by armed bird
Gallo Diablo
Teen falls from multi story carpark
Calif. man killed by armed bird at
Fowl Play
Teen's SMS death plunge
One last goodbye...
9 friends die in Vietnam at New Yea
stop and wave.....
Man killed by fighting rooster
'Till death do us part
Anniversary poster
9 Die in Vietnamese New Years Party
TÖDLICHER STURZ VON EINER BRÜCKE BE
Running car in house to play music
lovefool falls for love
New Years is a Gas
Highway Love Letter
http://bit.ly/fybR33
Cyclone Yasi's only victim
Happy New Year - Not.
A Party to Die For
Death by Car - 9 Die in Apt.
Doctor dies in Boyfriend's chimney
Cock 1 Idiot 0
Man Killed by Fighting Chicken
A View To Die For
Man Killed by Fighting Rooster
Man Killed In Cock Fight
Generating Stupidity
Here Comes The Rooster!
Who you callin' Chicken?
Man killed by fighting rooster
A Bale of Hay Keeps the Idiot Away2
Zipper Head
Charging burglar
Power Outage!
Worst Refueling Technique Ever to B
Cyclone generator
grenrator degeneration
Cyclonic Asphyxiation
Visibility matters
Generator Death
Generators in power failures
asphyxiated
Death by diesel generator
No Oxygen... No life
Cyclone Survivor Kills Himself
Man, 23, suffocates in wake of Yasi
Cold beer or fresh air? A bad choic
Using generator in a closed room
Hazards of using power generator in
generating death
cyclone death by generator
Indoor power supply
Hiding with fumes
Generator induced suffocation
teen learns to fly...not really
Sexing a snake!
Cell Phone Robber
Branch killed by two trees
Look Out Below!!!
Sledding accident
Pickup Sledding
The Really Stupid Vermont Man
Trucker left crushed by his own car
HGV driver run over by own lorry in
Job seekers spit fire after ITBP me
Killed by his own truck
Cleaning non-stop
Woman killed riding sled in okc
Train Pain
NJ man in critical condition after
Guy burns himself to death
Petroleum Jelly Willy
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2011 February Slush Pile Rejects

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'Stand Clear' Means Stand Clear

Afghan Hot Potato

hug a drill

California man killed by armed bird

Man crushed by U-Haul truck in Denv

roof jumping

Man stabbed while testing knife-pro

Drunk Trainee

Not quite knife proof

cop kills himself with flash bang

Zwei Jugendliche schweben nun in Le

Stoping Rolling Truck By hand

Plane Crash Mom

Chinese online gamer dies after thr

Man Torn Apart By Own Crocod

Smoking Kills

Bibles aren't acceptable ransom.

The game is the game

Patience is a Virtue

VIDEOGAMES: CHINESE DIES AFTER 72-H

Alberta man dies in septic tank

Mooning The Train

Online gamer dies

Father and Son Die in Roof Collapse

Gravity takes the wheel.

copper thief electrocuted

Indianapolis Copper Wire Theif

Deadly swimming challenge

high marking, avalanche, death

texing

Man killed by own 'runaway' car

avalanche fun

Impatient man run over by train.

paint ball pain

Shocking End to theft

Copper Theif

Really!?

IMPD: Man electrocuted stealing cop

NEARLY A DOUBLE DARWIN?

Enjineers

Copper thief electrocuted

He just wanted to tap that

Drunk Swede drove to police station

man electrocuted stealing wire

12 yr old young man ignites ammo

Human Bug Zapper

Copper Wire Thief Electrocuted

Copper thief electrocuted on roof o

2 University of Florida Students D

Dumb and Dead

Flaming Turkey

Man loses penis in peeler!

bad blood

Electricity can Electrocute!

Two Moscow students. Dead

stupid question after acting

Hit and run driver finished off by

Proof of Natural Selection

Go, Gunners?

Dougie Fail

Attempted Death by 4 methods

UF Students Die Exploring Cave

Man shot by police twice in 3 years

Silicon Injection in Buttocks

Texting in a Carpark

Man Killed by Fighting Rooster

Boy-12yr Drives family into canal

Pilot survives balloon crash but di

Nudism, water and electricity

Another one bites the bullet

Man Killed by Cock

Sailor Killed trying to beat Train

British tourist dies after buttocks

Nine people suffocated by car fumes

Near Miss - Dude, Where's My Train?

A Doctor with a Flue

Car-bon Monoxide Party

Skaterboarder vs. SUV

Cockfighter killed by his own Roost

Don't Walk and Text

the last message

North Dakota team's title run ended

Woman dies after Butt injection at

Bridge Banner Bummer

Boys Dies From Packing Peanut

illegal buttock-enhancement injecti

Gamecock 1, man 0

Death by Armed Rooster

Buttock silicone operation in hotel

Cockfighting Bird Stabs Owner

He Who Crows Last, Crows Best

Cosmetic Hotel Surgery Gone Wrong

Man killed by fighting cock

19yo walks off carpark while txting

DELANO, California

Rooster with razor kills man

Watch That First Step...

California man killed by armed bird

Drunk stops cop preventing suicide

Text Till You Drop

Man Killed by Rooster at Cockfight

Robbery celebration ends with deadl

Man killed by armed chicken.

California man killed by armed bird

Riccardo Ricco - blood doper

Man stabbed to death by cockfightin

Armed Rooster Kills CAlifornia Man

California man killed by armed bird

Murder Most Fowl

Armed rooster kills man

Rooster kills man during cock fight

Rooster kills man

Man stabbed to death by cockfightin

Man killed by armed bird at Califor

Man killed by armed bird at Califor

Texting teenager falls to his death

Knife Fight

Man stabbed to death by cockfightin

Never Arm a Rooster

Man dies from Cock

Death by armed rooster

Man killed by own cock

Cock fight spectator killed by bird

Death by Cock

Orlando teen playing with gun shoot

Text Overboard

Armed Bird at Cockfight Kills Man

California man killed by armed bird

Gallo Diablo

Teen falls from multi story carpark

Calif. man killed by armed bird at

Fowl Play

Teen's SMS death plunge

One last goodbye...

9 friends die in Vietnam at New Yea

stop and wave.....

Man killed by fighting rooster

'Till death do us part

Anniversary poster

9 Die in Vietnamese New Years Party

TÖDLICHER STURZ VON EINER BRÜCKE BE

Running car in house to play music

lovefool falls for love

New Years is a Gas

Highway Love Letter

http://bit.ly/fybR33

Cyclone Yasi's only victim

Happy New Year - Not.

A Party to Die For

Death by Car - 9 Die in Apt.

Doctor dies in Boyfriend's chimney

Cock 1 Idiot 0

Man Killed by Fighting Chicken

A View To Die For

Man Killed by Fighting Rooster

Man Killed In Cock Fight

Generating Stupidity

Here Comes The Rooster!

Who you callin' Chicken?

Man killed by fighting rooster

A Bale of Hay Keeps the Idiot Away2

Zipper Head

Charging burglar

Power Outage!

Worst Refueling Technique Ever to B

Cyclone generator

grenrator degeneration

Cyclonic Asphyxiation

Visibility matters

Generator Death

Generators in power failures

asphyxiated

Death by diesel generator

No Oxygen... No life

Cyclone Survivor Kills Himself

Man, 23, suffocates in wake of Yasi

Cold beer or fresh air? A bad choic

Using generator in a closed room

Hazards of using power generator in

generating death

cyclone death by generator

Indoor power supply

Hiding with fumes

Generator induced suffocation

teen learns to fly...not really

Sexing a snake!

Cell Phone Robber

Branch killed by two trees

Look Out Below!!!

Sledding accident

Pickup Sledding

The Really Stupid Vermont Man

Trucker left crushed by his own car

HGV driver run over by own lorry in

Job seekers spit fire after ITBP me

Killed by his own truck

Cleaning non-stop

Woman killed riding sled in okc

Train Pain

NJ man in critical condition after

Guy burns himself to death

Petroleum Jelly Willy

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