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2011 January Rejects

Suicide bomber killed by SMS suicide by heroin and bear french (almost !) runaway train Mother kills her children world of warcraft grenndal hated "Akbar the Dead Terrorist" Wannabe Unexpected Text Message Reportedly Gatwick security New Year Suicide Plot Pouring Gas into a moving car world of warcraft grenndal A Great Evolutionary Leap SMS Suicide Text message blows suicide bomber Black Widow attempted New Year Mosc A Bale of Hay Keeps the Idiot Away! Terrorist Meets Allah A Little Earl Spam Text Kills Suicide Bomber Victims in van fire filled carburet Terrorist fail don't text and bomb! Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by U FOX SHOOTS MAN SMS kills suicide bomber in Russia SMS Spam kills Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by U SMS kills would-be suicide bomber Alcohol + Redneck + Fast Motorcycle Happy New Year text prematurely blo kid tests stop drop and roll method Ed Reed's Brother Dies Evading Cops bartender shoots self greatest person in world shot self Electrocuted on Train Bartender Accidentally Kills Self Foot in Mouth Man robs shop where he bought mask BRAIN DEAD BURGLARS ROCKIN ON THE TRAIN TRACKS WOMAN RUNS OVER SELF Young woman, acetone and smoke Pocket knife Moses Lake woman fleeing police run How not to handle a Mortar Bomb Falling & cheating Unintended sepeku (suicide) Man dies after bashing mortar crawling with knive A fence too far Man dies after bashing mortar Mortar Bash Man vs Mortar Man dies after hitting Mortar Man bashes mortar Man dies after bashing mortar Man dies after bashing morta blowtorch and hammer versus Mortar Man dies after bashing mortar Man dies after bashing mortar Man dies after bashing mortar Man dies after bashing mortar Man mistakes bomb for scrapmetal Well-Read Car Thief Filling a Car While Driving Limpar vidro do carro com álcool Stow away in a planes wheel well. Disassemble the grenade Disassemble the grenade How Not To Drive a Van Hail a Cab Student vs the Drill Press I almost lost my world on a string Human Candle Don't Forget To Park stick my beef in your taco... refill the car while driving: fail Enough said big booby Maniac On Rails rowe woman killed by train Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W "Kids, DON'T do this at home!" Police: Victims poured gas into eng bucket of gas Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W Jets Fan Dies Celebrating Playoff Van blast caused by bucket of gas Bloopers but no brains Man, bitten after crocodile ride, g Gas+Exposed Carborator+Idiot=Boom! Idiót Flambe. pouring gas into a running vehicle Nutty Nuthead Victims poured gas into engine befo Police ID victims of carbon monoxid On Fire Too big to redneck fuel pump Beats Siphoning Gas by Mouth Fountain Texting quicky kill Teen's Body Likely Fell From Plane Fallen Computer Causes Death Explosive library! flam retarded Music Lover Struck by Train Oof-AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH! Copper thief electrocuted DIY Sex Change Electrocution Turn the Music Down Downed power lines kill 3 Downed power lines kill 3 Sleigh rider vs SUV Amtrak Train strikes jogger listeni No Drinking and Sledding NASA astronaut honorable mention Sledding and the Jets J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! CRASH! Killed Sledding Down Driveway Sledding Into Oblivion Jet Fans Dies Celebrating Jets win Jets Fan Over Celebrates Something to do while in a flood Frat Boys Staten Island man killed in sleddin Flood of Sex Teen dies electrocuted in Utrera Noise Reduction Backfire Amtrak train strikes jogger Flood-Affected Train kills oblivious jogger Train strikes jogger listening to Fox Armed and Dangerous Think before you text... Wife cuts Husband's face Fox shoots man Fox Shoots Man Fox shoots hunter Gridiron Kickstand Foxes Revenge Man shot by fox End run at rail gates fatal to truc Reading while walking Fatal Train Accident in Goleta Tray Sliding Youth critical after tray sliding Pair killed in spoof-style hijacki Bus driver run over by own bus outs Your nuts man! man killed by train A rock in the hand Granny's explosive doorstop Highway Vandalism, Closely Observed Sushi chef killed by his own sushi Police: Copper thief electrocuted i Electrocution in NC underlines copp Cops: Man died from ‘party game’ go NC cops: Man stealing copper wire g Man stealing copper got fatal shock Hijacking for Professionals Copper wire theft leaves man dead Pair killed in spoof-style hijackin Pair Killed in Spoof-style hijackin Cigarettes and petrol don't mix LT declines all future promotions Soldier Shoots Self I won Teen Drowns after game goes wrong Skating on thin ice Teen dies in swimming pool Answer to Burglary at Quarry Bottom fireworker blows himself up But I turned off all the breakers Fla. man says he'll live in lions' Dinner bites back Men on the mission .. if it smells like vodka- drink it! Leap of faith? BBQ in living room Gas Bucket Samaritans Please Reread No Hurt Bystanders Open bucket of gasoline Was it really worth it? Oregon teen jumps off bridge, dies open gas bucket in truck explodes. Teen's cliff sex ends in plunge Derbyshire Oysters Hot to Get Laid 1st DA 2011 Germany

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