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2011 January Rejects
Suicide bomber killed by SMS
suicide by heroin and bear
french (almost !) runaway train
Mother kills her children
world of warcraft grenndal hated
"Akbar the Dead Terrorist" Wannabe
Unexpected Text Message Reportedly
Gatwick security
New Year Suicide Plot
Pouring Gas into a moving car
world of warcraft grenndal
A Great Evolutionary Leap
SMS Suicide
Text message blows suicide bomber
Black Widow attempted New Year Mosc
A Bale of Hay Keeps the Idiot Away!
Terrorist Meets Allah A Little Earl
Spam Text Kills Suicide Bomber
Victims in van fire filled carburet
Terrorist fail
don't text and bomb!
Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by U
FOX SHOOTS MAN
SMS kills suicide bomber in Russia
SMS Spam kills
Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by U
SMS kills would-be suicide bomber
Alcohol + Redneck + Fast Motorcycle
Happy New Year text prematurely blo
kid tests stop drop and roll method
Ed Reed's Brother Dies Evading Cops
bartender shoots self
greatest person in world shot self
Electrocuted on Train
Bartender Accidentally Kills Self
Foot in Mouth
Man robs shop where he bought mask
BRAIN DEAD BURGLARS
ROCKIN ON THE TRAIN TRACKS
WOMAN RUNS OVER SELF
Young woman, acetone and smoke
Pocket knife
Moses Lake woman fleeing police run
How not to handle a Mortar Bomb
Falling & cheating
Unintended sepeku (suicide)
Man dies after bashing mortar
crawling with knive
A fence too far
Man dies after bashing mortar
Mortar Bash
Man vs Mortar
Man dies after hitting Mortar
Man bashes mortar
Man dies after bashing mortar
Man dies after bashing morta
blowtorch and hammer versus Mortar
Man dies after bashing mortar
Man dies after bashing mortar
Man dies after bashing mortar
Man dies after bashing mortar
Man mistakes bomb for scrapmetal
Well-Read Car Thief
Filling a Car While Driving
Limpar vidro do carro com álcool
Stow away in a planes wheel well.
Disassemble the grenade
Disassemble the grenade
How Not To Drive a Van
Hail a Cab
Student vs the Drill Press
I almost lost my world on a string
Human Candle
Don't Forget To Park
stick my beef in your taco...
refill the car while driving: fail
Enough said
big booby
Maniac On Rails
rowe woman killed by train
Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W
Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W
"Kids, DON'T do this at home!"
Police: Victims poured gas into eng
bucket of gas
Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W
Jets Fan Dies Celebrating Playoff
Van blast caused by bucket of gas
Bloopers but no brains
Man, bitten after crocodile ride, g
Gas+Exposed Carborator+Idiot=Boom!
Idiót Flambe.
pouring gas into a running vehicle
Nutty Nuthead
Victims poured gas into engine befo
Police ID victims of carbon monoxid
On Fire
Too big to
redneck fuel pump
Beats Siphoning Gas by Mouth
Fountain Texting
quicky kill
Teen's Body Likely Fell From Plane
Fallen Computer Causes Death
Explosive library!
flam retarded
Music Lover Struck by Train
Oof-AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!
Copper thief electrocuted
DIY Sex Change
Electrocution
Turn the Music Down
Downed power lines kill 3
Downed power lines kill 3
Sleigh rider vs SUV
Amtrak Train strikes jogger listeni
No Drinking and Sledding
NASA astronaut honorable mention
Sledding and the Jets
J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! CRASH!
Killed Sledding Down Driveway
Sledding Into Oblivion
Jet Fans Dies Celebrating Jets win
Jets Fan Over Celebrates
Something to do while in a flood
Frat Boys
Staten Island man killed in sleddin
Flood of Sex
Teen dies electrocuted in Utrera
Noise Reduction Backfire
Amtrak train strikes jogger
Flood-Affected
Train kills oblivious jogger
Train strikes jogger listening to
Fox Armed and Dangerous
Think before you text...
Wife cuts Husband's face
Fox shoots man
Fox Shoots Man
Fox shoots hunter
Gridiron Kickstand
Foxes Revenge
Man shot by fox
End run at rail gates fatal to truc
Reading while walking
Fatal Train Accident in Goleta
Tray Sliding
Youth critical after tray sliding
Pair killed in spoof-style hijacki
Bus driver run over by own bus outs
Your nuts man!
man killed by train
A rock in the hand
Granny's explosive doorstop
Highway Vandalism, Closely Observed
Sushi chef killed by his own sushi
Police: Copper thief electrocuted i
Electrocution in NC underlines copp
Cops: Man died from ‘party game’ go
NC cops: Man stealing copper wire g
Man stealing copper got fatal shock
Hijacking for Professionals
Copper wire theft leaves man dead
Pair killed in spoof-style hijackin
Pair Killed in Spoof-style hijackin
Cigarettes and petrol don't mix
LT declines all future promotions
Soldier Shoots Self
I won
Teen Drowns after game goes wrong
Skating on thin ice
Teen dies in swimming pool
Answer to Burglary at Quarry Bottom
fireworker blows himself up
But I turned off all the breakers
Fla. man says he'll live in lions'
Dinner bites back
Men on the mission ..
if it smells like vodka- drink it!
Leap of faith?
BBQ in living room
Gas Bucket Samaritans
Please Reread No Hurt Bystanders
Open bucket of gasoline
Was it really worth it?
Oregon teen jumps off bridge, dies
open gas bucket in truck explodes.
Teen's cliff sex ends in plunge
Derbyshire Oysters
Hot to Get Laid
1st DA 2011 Germany
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2011 January Slush Pile Rejects

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Suicide bomber killed by SMS

suicide by heroin and bear

french (almost !) runaway train

Mother kills her children

world of warcraft grenndal hated

"Akbar the Dead Terrorist" Wannabe

Unexpected Text Message Reportedly

Gatwick security

New Year Suicide Plot

Pouring Gas into a moving car

world of warcraft grenndal

A Great Evolutionary Leap

SMS Suicide

Text message blows suicide bomber

Black Widow attempted New Year Mosc

A Bale of Hay Keeps the Idiot Away!

Terrorist Meets Allah A Little Earl

Spam Text Kills Suicide Bomber

Victims in van fire filled carburet

Terrorist fail

don't text and bomb!

Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by U

FOX SHOOTS MAN

SMS kills suicide bomber in Russia

SMS Spam kills

Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by U

SMS kills would-be suicide bomber

Alcohol + Redneck + Fast Motorcycle

Happy New Year text prematurely blo

kid tests stop drop and roll method

Ed Reed's Brother Dies Evading Cops

bartender shoots self

greatest person in world shot self

Electrocuted on Train

Bartender Accidentally Kills Self

Foot in Mouth

Man robs shop where he bought mask

BRAIN DEAD BURGLARS

ROCKIN ON THE TRAIN TRACKS

WOMAN RUNS OVER SELF

Young woman, acetone and smoke

Pocket knife

Moses Lake woman fleeing police run

How not to handle a Mortar Bomb

Falling & cheating

Unintended sepeku (suicide)

Man dies after bashing mortar

crawling with knive

A fence too far

Man dies after bashing mortar

Mortar Bash

Man vs Mortar

Man dies after hitting Mortar

Man bashes mortar

Man dies after bashing mortar

Man dies after bashing morta

blowtorch and hammer versus Mortar

Man dies after bashing mortar

Man dies after bashing mortar

Man dies after bashing mortar

Man dies after bashing mortar

Man mistakes bomb for scrapmetal

Well-Read Car Thief

Filling a Car While Driving

Limpar vidro do carro com álcool

Stow away in a planes wheel well.

Disassemble the grenade

Disassemble the grenade

How Not To Drive a Van

Hail a Cab

Student vs the Drill Press

I almost lost my world on a string

Human Candle

Don't Forget To Park

stick my beef in your taco...

refill the car while driving: fail

Enough said

big booby

Maniac On Rails

rowe woman killed by train

Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W

Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W

"Kids, DON'T do this at home!"

Police: Victims poured gas into eng

bucket of gas

Burn Victims In Bellevue Car Fire W

Jets Fan Dies Celebrating Playoff

Van blast caused by bucket of gas

Bloopers but no brains

Man, bitten after crocodile ride, g

Gas+Exposed Carborator+Idiot=Boom!

Idiót Flambe.

pouring gas into a running vehicle

Nutty Nuthead

Victims poured gas into engine befo

Police ID victims of carbon monoxid

On Fire

Too big to

redneck fuel pump

Beats Siphoning Gas by Mouth

Fountain Texting

quicky kill

Teen's Body Likely Fell From Plane

Fallen Computer Causes Death

Explosive library!

flam retarded

Music Lover Struck by Train

Oof-AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!

Copper thief electrocuted

DIY Sex Change

Electrocution

Turn the Music Down

Downed power lines kill 3

Downed power lines kill 3

Sleigh rider vs SUV

Amtrak Train strikes jogger listeni

No Drinking and Sledding

NASA astronaut honorable mention

Sledding and the Jets

J! E! T! S! JETS! JETS! CRASH!

Killed Sledding Down Driveway

Sledding Into Oblivion

Jet Fans Dies Celebrating Jets win

Jets Fan Over Celebrates

Something to do while in a flood

Frat Boys

Staten Island man killed in sleddin

Flood of Sex

Teen dies electrocuted in Utrera

Noise Reduction Backfire

Amtrak train strikes jogger

Flood-Affected

Train kills oblivious jogger

Train strikes jogger listening to

Fox Armed and Dangerous

Think before you text...

Wife cuts Husband's face

Fox shoots man

Fox Shoots Man

Fox shoots hunter

Gridiron Kickstand

Foxes Revenge

Man shot by fox

End run at rail gates fatal to truc

Reading while walking

Fatal Train Accident in Goleta

Tray Sliding

Youth critical after tray sliding

Pair killed in spoof-style hijacki

Bus driver run over by own bus outs

Your nuts man!

man killed by train

A rock in the hand

Granny's explosive doorstop

Highway Vandalism, Closely Observed

Sushi chef killed by his own sushi

Police: Copper thief electrocuted i

Electrocution in NC underlines copp

Cops: Man died from ‘party game’ go

NC cops: Man stealing copper wire g

Man stealing copper got fatal shock

Hijacking for Professionals

Copper wire theft leaves man dead

Pair killed in spoof-style hijackin

Pair Killed in Spoof-style hijackin

Cigarettes and petrol don't mix

LT declines all future promotions

Soldier Shoots Self

I won

Teen Drowns after game goes wrong

Skating on thin ice

Teen dies in swimming pool

Answer to Burglary at Quarry Bottom

fireworker blows himself up

But I turned off all the breakers

Fla. man says he'll live in lions'

Dinner bites back

Men on the mission ..

if it smells like vodka- drink it!

Leap of faith?

BBQ in living room

Gas Bucket Samaritans

Please Reread No Hurt Bystanders

Open bucket of gasoline

Was it really worth it?

Oregon teen jumps off bridge, dies

open gas bucket in truck explodes.

Teen's cliff sex ends in plunge

Derbyshire Oysters

Hot to Get Laid

1st DA 2011 Germany

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