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Flavio the retard with no bullets

2010 Reader Submission
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Flavien a 15 year old scumbag and his good friend Hassan Nassiri (19 yo) decided working and studying was too boring and not something for them. Both were allready well-known by the police for several burglaries and violence offenses, allthough parents of both youth insisted their sons had never done anything wrong or criminal before and where very kind, hardworking and peace-loving people.

So they decided to rob a jeweler, Paul Olivet from the town Tubize. They enterred his shop with a hammer and a fake gun (an alarm pistol).

Inside they found the elderly wife and the daughter of the Jeweler, they theathened both ladies who started to scream and forced both to lay down.

Alarmed by the screams , the jeweler went down with his hunting rifle, which unfortunately only contains 1 shot.

Once down the stairs the jeweler didn't see or hear his family anymore and probably assumed they where dead. Not being suicidal he aimed for the youngest burglar Flavien, who was holding the fake gun. He ordered him to drop the gun, but didn't shoot as he had only one opportunity.

But Flavien smart as he was, decided to shoot with his fake alarm gun in direction of the armed jeweler, so that the jeweler would drop dead out of fear. He shot at least three times before the jeweler finally decided to open fire with his hunting rifle, killing the smart burglar instantly. Then with an empty gun with absolutely no more danger, the jeweler aimed for the other burglar, Hassan Nassiri, who started crying like a baby and begged the jeweler not to kill him. The jeweler asked him to lay down, and the wining and cowardly Hassan, layed down in front of the danger of an empty gun...

Flavien will not be able to spread his superiour intelligence by making lot of babies, what a loss for humanity. Not!

Submitted on 12/16/2010

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: http://www.lameuse.be/actualite/faits_divers/2010-12-07/la-fille-du-bijoutier-de-tubize-se-confie-82

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks, but our maturity cutoff is 16 so we can't accept this. Besides, idiocy by burglars with guns is simply way too common.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said.


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