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china:男子半夜穿登山服配垂降装备从32楼坠亡

2010 Reader Submission
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professional thief died of little mistake In ChongQing,china,19/10/2010.A thief body was found before a 32 floors tower apartmenthouse.On the top of this house,one climbing rope was fixed and reached down to 16th floor . The thief wanted to slide into one aparpment and steale something at night.The slide equipment he used was very professional--climbing rope,rappel lock, Rappel round,rappel hook,Mountain bag and Mountain dress. How professional he was! But why he falled down from the climbing rope?

The first ,never believe a saleman of rope because they allways cheat customer--when you gave he 100 meters worthing money,they may gave you 90 meters rope. Maybe the unluck thief didnot see a film which name is CRAZY STONE .In this film, in ChongQing too,a big thief failed because of profiteer who gave he shorter rope. In the reality world,the thief had shorter rope out of his plan. This led he cannot rapple to the ground safely. The second,this thief maybe saw more Hollywood big picture including rappel(such as mission impossble),so he had cool equipment.But he never saw these details that the rope must tie a knot in the end. This fatal,foolish mistake led he cannot stop in the end of rope and falled , died.

Submitted on 12/15/2010

Submitted by: fatcat of wallstreet
Reference: http://news.163.com/10/1020/08/6JE4EESI00011229.html,2010-10-20

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Thanks, but we get lots of stories involving people falling from heights. Usually it's people trying to climb into apartments that they locked themselves out of, but we also get other stories of stupidity at heights like people falling off a roof while having sex or trying to jump from one building to another as a dare.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
What Bruce said.


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