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This item was recently submitted by a reader.
Should I include it in the archive?
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Flashbulb Prank Backfires ...

2010 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Reading over the Chemistry account and also the perfume over the light bulb brought back memory of a childhood prank. This one went real wrong but the gods were kind.

I always loved chemistry, electronics, the sciences. And of course picking on my little sister.

One night, I realized I could take a 6 volt battery, wire up a camera flashbulb to it to set it off.

The first prank went just fine because I correctly remembered to only touch ground on the battery after I'd slipped the flashbulb under my sister's door.

This partly went like the perfume experience. But much more controlled. It was hilarious to hear my sister's room go silent after this magnificent blue flash ... to later hear her holler out "Mom ... Mom ... I see spots!"

Of course, I scrambled back to my room, hiding under the covers while Mom, suspicious I was up to what had just happened, had no evidence. It seemed like forever until I heard Mom walk back down the stairs.

Of course, waiting a few nights for the heat to blow over, I HAD to try this again.

The only thing was I wired up the battery fully first, holding the bulb in my left hand, closing the connection just a bit early! (And painfully) In my rush to pull off this prank again, I'd forgotten to slip the bulb and wiring under my sister's door first ...

It was a 2nd degree burn of no major consequence, I just told my Mom I burned my hand while burning the trash or some such thing. Put some bandaids and Solarcaine on it.

Boy was that bulb hot. Not quite like the first experience where I had to muffle laughter to avoid a spanking, in this case if I screamed I'd have gotten it twice as hard.

I'm sure this is an at-risk survivor account. Or is it Law of Karma and thus out of bounds for the Darwin Awards site? You be the judge.

Submitted on 12/11/2010

Submitted by: Mike Durthaler
Reference: Personal Account

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Keep: Personal Account
Amusing, to be sure, though I doubt you were really in any sort of danger. Just the same, your sister OWES you one! :-)


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Hilariously funny, but you weren't really in any danger. Thanks, Mike, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
I have to agree with Candi on this one. To me this sounds like the kind of stupid antics that lots of kids get themselves into as they're growing up. It certainly didn't sound like you seriously injured yourself. Thanks just the same, Mike.


Graham said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
I guess you'll think twice before performing any more flash-in-the-pan ideas, Mike :)


Shadow said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
I agree you were safe and unharmed, but thanks!


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