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Dopey Detlef has car crushed

2010 Reader Submission
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This story begins with a bungled armed robbery on a pub in Scotland. The robber managed to pick a pub which still had people in it, and left his balaclava at the scene. It was also his local pub, he was over 6' tall, had bright red hair and a strong west country accent - so would stand out in a village in Scotland. But none of this is the reason for a Darwin award.

http://www.forres-gazette.co.uk/news/fullstory.php/aid/1809/Court_hears_of_pub_hold-up.html

He then went for trial and was released on bail, awaiting sentence. Despite being told he would get a custodial sentence... the following comes from the New Scotsman:http://news.scotsman.com/latestnews/Jailed-robber39s-car-crushed-because.3632274.jp

"A CAR belonging to an armed robber was towed to the crusher after he left it in a parking bay before being jailed.

Detlef Jenkins, 34, put a one-hour ticket on his Vauxhall Omega outside the High Court in Kilmarnock while he attended court for sentencing on 5 September. But he was subsequently ordered to spend four years behind bars.

Jenkins, of Forres, Moray, had been on bail after admitting robbing the town's Mosset Tavern at gunpoint with another man in December 2006.

Jenkins' car was given a penalty notice outside the court after the time ran out on his parking ticket. A second penalty notice was later issued. Finally, a DVLA clamp was fitted when the tax disc expired.

The car remained outside the court, in Kilmarnock's Dundonald Road, for more than three months – but has now been towed to a crusher.

A spokeswoman for Strathclyde Police said yesterday that lengthy inquiries were made to trace relatives of the owner when it emerged the car's driver had been jailed."

Submitted on 11/24/2010

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Forres Gazette 15 August 2007 plus New Scotsman 2 January 2008

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Thanks, but this really doesn't fit into any of our rules. Getting caught perpetrating a really stupid robbery and then abandoning a car so it's ultimately crushed doesn't result in the removal from the gene pool. Thanks just the same.


James said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Agreed...!


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