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Possessed gets a town crasy

2010 Reader Submission
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Everything stared on a Wednesday afternoon after this 24 year old youngster had a quarrel with his father and during the scandal he cut off one of his father's ears with a knife.

After that he left the apartment and noticed in front of the building an unlocked VW with the keys left in the ignition. Without hesitating the hooligan stole the vehicle and drove it.

On a cross way in front of a local hyper store he consecutively hit an apprentice motorcycle driver and a car, resulting in an injury to the motorcycle apprentice driver. He is currently in hospital with a wrist injury.

But the adventure still wasn't over. He stepped on the throttle and continued racing the streets.

Near the cemetery park of the nearby village he left the VW and penetrated the house of a 54 year old villager.

After an unsuccessful try to burn down the the cattle buildings the 24 year old man killed one of the sheep and after that hit the owner's hands with an ax and ran away.

Minutes later on a bridge between the villages of Hadjievo and Trivodits the young man stripped all of his clothes and climbed a metal electric pole.

His helpless body was found at 17:30 by passing people. At current the young man is in in hospital in a heavy condition. Causes for his unusual behavior are still being investigated.

Taken from a Bulgarian news site.

Submitted on 11/11/2010

Submitted by: Pierre
Reference: Dnes.bg 11.11.2010

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Please make sure that submissions adhere to ALL the posted rules. We can't accept this story because the father, the motorcycle driver, and the villager are all considered hurt bystanders. Thanks just the same, Pierre.


James said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
As Bruce said!


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