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The fool who never gives up

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This is not so much a real life example of surprising demise, but a story of internet foolishness. Today, a phenomenon known as role-playing has gained popularity amongst many those who used to populate chatting sites. Gathering thousands of people across the globe to join and write stories. Fictional fighting having become a common form of interaction especially between the males. Many die, while others live on. A single case having caught my eyes. A player known to most as Blake Phoenix. His brave conquest at fighting has touched many hearts. Always challenging those way above his level, often ending with hilarious results.

The guy himself is a decent role-player, at least judging by the way he writes. But his fighting skills seem rather haphazard, considering the leagues he tries hanging out with. His own confidence has gotten himself in many a strange situation, most usually a kidnapping where he is tortured to death. Or at other times, having a snake bite through his ass or perhaps a thunderbolt through his ear. Despite his endeavors, someone stronger always seems to one-up him. Yet the person never gives up and runs away, always fighting until the very end. Really now, we should also nominate him for the "Bravest award". Now, you can find role-plays by this member from many Naruto RPing sites, and some Bleach RPing sites. There, his conquest for battle can be enjoyed in full glory. Often ending up in a hilariously brutal way. I nominate him for these awards, if only for the fact that he never seems to try and avoid getting killed. It just happens so naturally. Amen Blake Phoenix, we all loved your amusing antics.

Submitted on 10/27/2010

Submitted by: Samuel Breeze
Reference: http://bleachlife.darkbb.com/karakura-town-f29/arrival-in-karakura-t394.htm#2100 - Sun 24 Oct - 0:12

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
This doesn't follow any of the rules. Virtual death doesn't qualify.


James said:
Definitely Toss: Other
As Candi said, we only award the real thing. I myself die within seconds of playing (or attempting to play) any video game (and as such, I've avoided them like the plague). Thanks just the same!


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