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Man killed by friend driving hearse

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October 7, 2010

Macomb Township man dies after hearse hits him

BY CHRISTINA HALL FREE PRESS STAFF WRITER

A Macomb Township man died today after he ran onto 21 Mile Road and was hit by a hearse that was driven by his friend, who was on his way to help the victim, after friends said he was acting belligerent and had depressed thoughts.

Samuel Timothy York, 22, was pronounced dead at Mt. Clemens Regional Medical Center after the accident about 2:50 a.m. near the Hometown Macomb Mobile Home Community, Macomb County Sheriff Mark Hackel said. He said York's friend, Anthony Mazza, 20, of Clinton Township, who was driving the hearse, was not at fault in the unusual accident.

York and friends were at a party at a location 3 to 4 miles away and Mazza took him home to the mobile home park, where York lives with friends. Mazza left, returned to the party and received word from friends to return to York's home because of how York was behaving, Hackel said.

He said that York ran from his home to 21 Mile and into oncoming traffic and was hit by Mazza, who was driving eastbound with his girlfriend to York's home to help York. After the accident, Mazza stopped and he and the other friends, who tried to stop York from leaving his home, realized what happened and called 911, Hackel said.

He said there is some indication that York intended to run into the road. Hackel declined to provide specifics on the depressed thoughts that York expressed to friends.

Hackel said alcohol is believed to be involved in the incident in regard to York. Mazza was tested, but there was no level of intoxicants in his system, Hackel said.

Submitted on 10/07/2010

Submitted by: Steve Bell
Reference: Detroit Free Press

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Sorry, Steve, but there is no self-selection here. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Aside from what Candi said it sounds like this man may have been suicidal given the comments in the article, and we don't award suicides. Thanks just the same.


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