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Poachers swim with Great Whites Man dies after downing pint of vodk 23 shots. 4 seconds. 1 big mistake. it wasn't water he was drinking... Four seconds to oblivion Mmm... Vodka... Segway owner dies after falling off pint of vodka in 4 seconds Home, Sweet home Segway company owner dies by Segway Ugly Tattoo on Forehead Tree Trimmer Dies After His Head Ge Death Row Dummy Segway Company owner Dies Segway Owner dies in freak accident Owner segway drives off cliff on How to Invent Your OWN Death Segway boss dies falling off cliff Polar Bears Aren't Cuddly? I nominate myself Smoking is hazardous to your health Segway to Heaven Segway firm owner dies in Segway ac Segway Company Owner Dies on Segway The downside of success getting shot by a cop friend Segway inventor kills self onSegway Segway kills its Owner Segway Company Owner Dies After Dri Segway Wrongway Segway owner died in a segway crush Man tries to avoid Taser with paint Segway crash kills company owner teen plays chicken with train Segway owner segways own death Segway Owner Drives Segway Off Clif segway company owner drives off cli Drive into a tree segway Ghost Hunters get ghosted Segway boss scoots off cliff Killed by his own device All-Terrain Segway Segway bos Dies in scooter accident Segway Segway Boss dies in Segway accident Death by segway Teenager killed by donut Man loses bet, nature wins, again Dead Teens Both in Driver's Seat $50 Drunk'n Bet 2 teens die of laughing gas overdos top grade laughing gas kills two houdini Lovesick Dr. Stopped by Flue Man almost killed when his rubbish Fainting experiment led to death of Suspected Ikea shoplifter dies afte women killed by a smart Robbery Suspect Compacted in Garbag A 26 year old Italian has died afte Train VS Chicken, who wins? 5 die in Mozambique drinking contes Police shooting said to be ammuniti Spit and splash Polar Bear Plunge Man dies after touching live wire Man kills self without seatbelt Fraternity Thermite Explosion KU Freshman Injured At Frat House P Man Dies after Climbing on train Man killed on busy expressway Intelligent Student Proves Darwin Drunk Driver Ignored Warrants grower reports stolen pot plant Grilled bump.com mad dies playing russian roulette flugtag accident piano lands improprer dumb and dumber Choking game touching the wire TILLIKUM THE KILLER WHALKILLS AGAIN Woman dies in riding mower accident David Michael Miller Car surfing Beating the Bedroom Light Drinking right into the drink! Man vs Machine Drunk dies on way to DUI class Bonfire well done Vodka eyeballin transplant headless corpse found near bomb Fraud cheque man used real name Shark Eats Jaws Beach Swimmer Arsonist dies in fire he set Losing Your Head with Homemade Bomb Illinois pipe bomb decapitates user Police in Illinois probe blast that Lost his head over a hat pipe bomb Stabproof vest proven not stabprof balconing - Thinning the Herd Take a Stab at what happened stab-proof vest test gone wrong Testing out a knife-proof vest Dying to get home dive to fame shooter got gun from victim House punishes boy for being fussy Death by the elevator Woman killed by own mower Death by Lawn Mower Idiot Dead Protesters Karaoke Bombers Doctor in the house? Why use the bridge? Lawnmower Death Checking fuel level Bonfire Explosion sleeping on train tracks The Pearly Gates Wins drinking contest and dies Man killed by his own car Keeping promises More than the restaurant grilled Ho-Ho-Ho coming down the chimney Don't jump start your chest in shop Heart stopping class lesson Built Ford Tough Bonfire Explosion Drinking Contest Winner spider karma Pictures of party-loving Briton, 27 Rubbish Descision Can't be chased but sped off anyway No helmet motorbike theft suspect k Teen strangled after his cape caugh Zapped Nipples Holiday Brit dies in balcony plunge Look what a cool gun I have Just Hang in There! Dr found lodged in chimney DOA No helmet motorbike theft suspect k Man blows himself up "see how long I can hold on" Swimming against the Flood Brit Killed In Fifth-Floor Balcony rookie arsonist Killed after hanging off Balcony. Count how long I can hold on for... man falls from 30ft. U.S. student who electrocuted his n dick target Teen Dies in ATV Accident Count how long I could hold on Should have chosen the first floor woman dies stuck in lover's chimney Death by ipod hwy dare Cow Vs Train Bridge Jump Tradition Proves Fatal Exscuse me ? Lover Dies in Chimney Why van surfing doesn't work. help find a title Russian Airbag Explosion Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac Dies In Chimn doctor dies in chem chimney Bakersfield doctor gets stuck in ch Dr couldn't cure the flue A boyfriend to die for Man killed... jumping between grain Man burned in house explosion I Shot Myself Student shocks self run away by drowning Spurned girlfriend dies in chimney Cops: Calif doctor gets stuck in ch Doc Dies in Chimney MD Dies in Boyfriend's Chimney Doctor found dead, lodged in boyfri N.H. teen who zapped nipples during Doctor found dead in boyfriend's ch Doctor Stalker dies in chimney Woman's body found in boyfriends man runs over self Doctor dies in Chimney Lovesick doctor suffocates self Woman Dies After Chimney Break-in Man run over by car he was pushing August 2010 World Sauna competition Incy Wince-y Fry-der She's No Santa Doctor found dead, lodged in boyfri Lady dies in chimney of her lover. Spider 1 : Man 0 The Santa Scenario Doctor found dead, lodged in boyfri Santa Sweet Secretions Doctor suffocates in chimney Extermination Surprise Darling!!! The Filth of Civilization Doctor stalks ex and dies in chimne Share this on:Mixx Facebook Calif doctor suffocated in chimney Calif. Doctor Gets Stuck in Boyfrie Man blows himself up trying to kill Doctor found dead, lodged in boyfri Your request is being processed... California doctor suffocated in chi Coroner: California doctor suffocat Doctor Claus? He wanted to be an Electric woman who set herself on fire with Woman climbs into chimney and dies HonorableMention Doctor Dies in Chimney Woman dies in chimney Sliding down the chimney Calif doctor gets stuck in chimney. Calif doctor gets stuck in chimney A shocking realisation Chim chiminey Zapped! Doctor dies while stuck in lover's Doctor gets stuck in chimney, dies Woman found dead in chimney. women stuck in chimeny Dr Santa Woman's Body Found In Fireplace Flu Doctor stuck in chimney, dies Motorcycle and BBQ don't mix! Doctor stuck in chimney Electric Shocks Nipples

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