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God married Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, not Adam and Steve. To be scientific, our species produces heterosexually. A male and a female

is needed to produce offspring. It is impossible for any human being to be homosexual since a male and a male do not produce our offspring. It is our very natures to be heterosexual. It is a biological fact of our existence. It has been and always will be. If God did put Adam and Steve in the garden that would have been the end of the human race right then and there. No offspring and no you, me, or any one. Those who seek to live such a lifestyle have doomed themselves to extinction. That is insanity. Doing that and expecting different results is the definition of insanity. Those who choose to do so are in a state directly opposed to their nature. If the entire human population were to adopt such a notion the whole earth would be depopulated from humans in a single generation. We would then be the only species on this planet to extinct ourselves. The beasts on this planet who we so highly prize ourselves above are not confused on how to use their reproductive organs. In fact if an animal species were to extinct itself in such a way would our first thoughts not be of how unintelligent such a species was to bring about its own demise in such a preposterous manner? And what other species on this planet murders their children in mass quantities? Those who favor mass murder of innocent children would call it abortion. It is murder to forsake the responsibility of bringing life into the world. Both destructive behaviors spoken of above are the definition of a Darwin award. Removing oneself from the gene pool without leaving offspring. Survival of the fittest indeed.

We have all seen the groups that desire to pursue self-extinction now wage war on all human beings across the earth who support marriage and family, the continuation of our species. It would seem they are angry at causing their own demise and wish to take as many people with them as they can. For how will their numbers increase? They know they will always have negative population growth on their side since those groups that cannot produce will have no children and those groups that kill their children have no offspring to teach their ways to. So they wage a war against children in schools. Sex education is nothing more than legalized pornography for children. If the same pictures and information were to be covered in a public forum, security would soon be called to escort the "teachers" and their material out. Would teen pregnancy be a problem without our current curriculum on how to have babies and hide the act from their parents by killing them with a supposed doctor’s aid.

Why are schools failing, especially in the United States in the state of California? By law in California the schools get money for each child that attends. Parents do not approve of the perverse ways fictitious teachers are attempting to teach to children. Home school has jumped up significantly. Thus schools are losing money and must lay teachers off or go bankrupt.

Who really wants to go against the law of physics and ridiculously suggest that perverts and child killers will be around in fifty to a hundred years since real parents love their children and are steering away from the nonsense of the two satanic groups.

By all means you two groups wipe yourself from the face of the earth. Members of both will die of old age, sexually transmitted diseases, vengeful hate against each other, and leave no one behind to bother civilization. The world will be civilized and peaceful again when perversion and Nazi holocaust plotters have exterminated themselves by falling off the evolutionary cliff.

No amount of law passing will change the laws of physics. Passing a law that the sun is instead a black hole does not change the truth. Those who attempt to pass laws against God’s laws, like the laws of physics and morality and marriage, only exterminate themselves in the most ridiculous fashion. Which is usually how a Darwin award goes down.

Submitted on 08/10/2010

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Sorry, but we don't award "mass" awards. Besides, there's no proof anywhere that Adam & Eve ever existed, nor that even the god you believe in exists (whose to say your "god" is the one true god and not one or more of the deities that Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Sikhs, Zoroastrians, etc. all believe in? I also personally happen to know many homosexuals personally, many of whom are happily married, and there is absolutely NOTHING in their behavior that fits into any of the posted rules. I actually feel somewhat sad that you are so blinded by your beliefs that you even think this way. Try actually learning a bit about your religion and living by what you preach. After all, "let he who is without sin, cast the first stone".


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Other
What Bruce said. This point was also addressed quite thoroughly by Darwin herself in one of the books.


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