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Taking a swim at 1:30 am

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With every wave taking its toll on her already exhausted body, Kristin Masterson told herself she just had to make it to daylight. It had been hours since Masterson, 19, had seen or heard from any of her three friends who had all spent Thursday evening and early Friday morning laughing and listening to music on a boat on Lake Michigan. "If I wait for daylight, at least a boat will come," she said Sunday as she sat on her living room couch, the hospital arm band still wrapped around her wrist. A boat finally came. At first Masterson thought she was the only one to survive, and that all her friends were dead. But after a group of fishermen found her, they found her friend Irene Rogers alive, floating about 300 yards away. James Shepherd, 21, whose grandfather owns the boat, drowned. Police today continued their search for Chris Gary, also 21. The four boaters went sailing about 1:30 a.m. Friday. At one point, all four passengers left the 31-foot boat and got in the water. No one was wearing a flotation device, police said. Nor did they did not anchor the boat, which drifted from their reach and was found later Friday morning drifting near the 63rd Street water intake. At 3 a.m. today two Marine Unit boats and one Illinois Conservation Police unit went back out on the lake and were focusing their search for Gary east of Burnham Harbor, where two women were rescued Friday, according to police News Affairs Officer Laura Kubiak. Masterson, who graduated from Whitney Young High School last year, said she met Rogers at Beloit College in Wisconsin, where both are students. She had been friends with Gary for about five years, and Gary had introduced them all to Shepherd. Both she and Rogers were hospitalized after being rescued. Rogers was released from Northwestern Memorial Hospital this afternoon. This afternoon she said a "misunderstanding" led to all four of them being in the water, leaving the boat unattended. Before that there had been drinking, Masterson said, but "I wasn't intoxicated." About 15 minutes after the four friends took the boat out of its dock about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Rogers and Gary jumped in, then called back to the boat, saying "Hey, jump in," she said. Masterson said she and Shepherd jumped into the water almost simultaneously. "My guess is it was a split-second lapse in judgment," Masterson said. "Before I surfaced, he was already swimming after the boat." That was the last time she saw Shepherd. As hopeful as she wants to be about Gary's rescue, Masterson, who was still visibly shaken, found it difficult. They were close friends, she said. He often came to her Hyde Park home and asked her to play the piano while he worked on his computer.

"I was in there," she said. "It's really, really cold...But I think that if anybody could pull off a miracle, it would be him." Meanwhile, Irene Rogers' father, David Rogers, declined to allow a reporter to interview his daughter but said his daughter "is doing well under the circumstances, but obviously there is a great deal of depression and distress."

He said Gary gave Irene Rogers instructions, encouraged her to keep her head above water and attempted to hold her up.

"He is a genuine, genuine hero in the true sense," David Rogers said.

He said his daughter is a not a really good swimmer. She and Gary were only in the water together for 10 to 15 minutes before being separated.

When asked how his daughter survived in dark, choppy water for more than four hours by herself, her father said, "That's a question only God can answer."

He said his daughter and Gary are good friends and have known each other for about a year. Irene Rogers is a sculptor and Gary is a muralist, and they both had finished an art show in Hyde Park on Thursday before going boating.

"We are still (praying) about finding Chris. But of course, that hope diminishes," David Rogers said.

"But already, we have seen a couple miracles," referring to the rescues of Masterson and his daughter.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/08/police-resume-search-for-missing-boater.html?obref=obinsite

Submitted on 08/10/2010

Submitted by: Caroline Reesor
Reference: Chicago Tribune, 8 August 2010

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