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Bringing Sexy Back

2010 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Larry Bible, Jr., son of Larry Bible, Sr., died Wednesday after his Ford Mustang Cobra impacted a Tulsa apartment building after travelling over 100 mph.

On his facebook page, Larry is memorialized, "fronting" in a photo (dated July 5th, 2010) with his eventual killer. The car showed no signs of instability before yesterday. In-depth research of his facebook posts reveals no evidence of significant other or progeny, and his last status post exemplifies his bachelorhood:

"I'm Bringing Sexy Back."

Bible the Younger lost control of his cherry-red roadster, hit an embankment, and flew 90 feet in the air before bringing his Sexy Back into the brick structure.

He died on the scene.

Submitted on 07/29/2010

Submitted by: thesushi
Reference: http://www.newson6.com/global/story.asp?s=12891067

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Thanks, but car accidents are simply way too common, even ones where excessive speed is involved.


Tracy said:
Definitely Toss: Too Common
Just another car accident, unless there's more info available


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