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Burglar dies after breaking into Double-Darwin? Burglar dies after breaking into ho British woman eats herself to death Man found dead cut self accidental burglar-dies-after-breaking-into Pilot dies in crash of homemade pla Third Try A Charm Backfired Bringing Sexy Back Men frozen to death while at work Killed by antique shotgun Joy riding on the hood Dentist shoots himself I tried...... Man Arrested In Burglary After GPS To kill a mouse Mouse kills dentist Man dies trying to kill a mouse Man shoots himself while chasing a Wedding photographer is shot dead a Too much wine and a shotgun Man vs mouse Man dies trying to kill a mouse Mouse turns rifle on hunter Mouse turns rifle on hunter Dutch dentist vs. French mice Too realistic wedding movie Hunting mice with a rifle Dutch dentist on mouse-hunt man vs mouse Dutch dentist tries to kill a mouse Wedding photographer shot dead afte Weddingphotographer shot dead Man finds pipe bomb in park totally on holiday smoking granny's O2 tank explodes Austin man dies after homemade bomb Driving Ms. Explosive Boy falls off cliff because distrac Son removes Father with Lawn Mower Slap Fight with a Train Death by swan Man’s body found underwater followi UK's fattest woman dies by eating Man dies catched up with proppeller 84yo pensioner goes boom Is brass from RPG good for fishing? Highwayman Don't Ignore a doctors advice. Police probe man bitten by snake Drunk Idiot Almost Becomes Crocodil Smoking is dangerous And one in the pipe Joyriders Wisconsin woman dies after mower tr Where the buffalo roam... Aboriginal Body Painting Suspect Accidentally Turns Himself SC man dies after trying to slap pa Slap the Train Don't slap that train! Killed while stealing traffic cones Man dies after trying to slap passi SC man dies after trying to slap pa Spook Gone Bad Man Wanted to Slap Train Mad Dies Trying to Slap Train Man Dies Trying to Slap a Train Man gets "slapped" by train Man 'slaps' moving train Summerville man dies after trying t Barrel Riding Train Slapper Man Dies After Racing Fuel 'Barrel riding a lit barrel of nitromethane Disciplining the Train Man Dies After Racing Fuel 'Barrel Man slapped by train Man killed after trying to 'slap' m Man Dies After Trying to Slap Passi Barrel rider now dead Barrel ride Man dies attempting to slap a train Man Killed Trying To 'Slap' Train Man Slaps Train SC man dies after trying to slap pa Do Not Slap When Drunk Slapping a Train Man killed slapping moving train A watery grave Man killed trying to 'slap' train slap the train Not so Spectacular Entrance. Man Dies After Racing Fuel 'Barrel Bad Barrel Ride Racing Fuel Barrel Riding Don't climb over moving trucks Barrel Ride blowup additional info Fatal Barrel Ride Men throw oxygen cylinder into fire Australian drunk survives attempt t Nearly addered Great Bunny Rescue Teen walks off cliff while texting 2 men burned in methanol explosion Chico Ranch Worker Dies Trying To S u shld c the viewaaaaahhh! A not so cool spree Homemade Looneytoons - Homoexplodis 2 workers hurt in car-shop blast 2 men hurt in explosion 2 men burned in Sedro-Woolley metha Oak limb hit by shotgun blast falls Man fights squirrels..loses.. Lets light up a barrel Coitus interruptus cadus More fun than a barrel full of ??? Texting+hiking=death Save a horse, ride a ....barrel? Man Killed By Branch While Shooting Barrel Ride And boom goes the dynamite. Derp-a-derp Drunk Tourist Who Tried To Ride C Motorcyclist commits suicide after Struck By Lightning While Tubing Oxygen and Sailors don't mix. No Merit Badge for you Foolish gold seekers vanish CO Poisoning How much fuel Failed Maintenance Attempt Boy Scout Versus Bridge Testing of new Shotgun Taser OK 2 men a fire and an air canister Man dies doing motorcycle tricks Taking Down a Tree, Darwin Style Croc Rider Dad's scheme for custody was fatal Driver killed in crash was texting the garbage truck prank What areFriends For ? Plastic Colander House Fire Head On, Brothers! Too stupid and slow to eat Man Accidentally Kills Himself Police: Man Accidentally Shoots, Ki Man Fall Off Cliff for Cell Man Killed in Bizarre Custody Plot Dallas man dies after hiring friend El Toro y el Escroto Failed Custody Battle Fatso Doesn't Like Being Ridden!! Drunk, Stupid, Naked, and on Fire Armor Piercing Hammer Father killed in failed plan to get Drunk Rides Croc Blow Pipe Baloons anyone? Wanted to play with the Croc Alcohol + Crocodile Crocodile jumper wanted close encou Cold Weather Shrinks Darwin Chance Drunk attacked by crocodile Man climbs fence to pat crocodile Snap Decisions Australian drunk survives attempt t 8 Lads out drinking Mans best friend? Test Driving off a pier Swimming in Alligator Infested Cana Aussie attempt to ride crocodile Goldmine seekers lost, likely dead Never try to pet a crcodile... Man attempts to ride “Fatso” Croc a Ride Gotta love a drunk tourist Man rides Crocodile Crocodile Rodeo Australian drunk rides Crocodile Man swims in crocodile pool Crocodile Ride Giddy-up Crocodile Croc Attack Man is stupid, crocodile takes pity Crocodile Cowboy Drunk attacked trying to ride Croc Aussie Rodeo « Back to Article Darien driver Prosthetic Leg afire drinking game New Mexico Man Set On Fire After Lo Man Shoots Self Hit By Truck Bike Submarine Drinking game leads to man on fire The final spray Inmate gets trashed Prisoner Crushed his Escape Failed escapee crushed in dumpster Permanent escape from prison NM man set on fire after losing dri set me afire I didn't drink enough cut the rope Man Jumps Onto Back Of Semi Truck From Jail to Landfill Naked man hospitalized after drinki Cooked to Death in Car Death by Orgasm from Sex Toy Masturbated to death Man Drowns at City Pool College student falls to death Man Killed While Repairing Van Graduated Stupidity failed insurance scam 2 short pieces Truck Driver Dies Faking Crash truckie fakes death Truck Driver Death staging insurance claim Insurance Fraud Big rig driver dies after intention Insurance Fraud gone wrong Fraudster Jumps From Moving Truck Big Rig Driver Dies While Trying To Man dies after falling from moving Big Rig Driver Dies While Trying To One-armed Man Beating Self Up A biker drawned in a fish pond Adults Never Learn Men slash each other with knives... Balloons filled with welding gas ex Car explodes from acetylene-mixture room freshener and a smoke don´t mi A bird saved a life Line of fire - One should avoid it. Major Oil Fueled Darwin Winners Smoking and Oil Don't Mix Shocking Idea Monoxide chain deaths, Ukraine. Highway to hell Two girls injured in 100-foot plung Chicago Fireworks Young couple killed in car accident

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