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A Wimpy and Whiny Criminal

2010 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

(15 Dec 2009, Singapore)

A Romanian envoy to Singapore is a prime suspect in a series of a hit-and-run incidents.

Dr Silviu Ionescu was driving in his black Audi A6 embassy car at 3am, passing by a shopping mall. Earlier that evening, he attended a function and it was believed he had consumed alcohol.

According to some eye-witnesses, or friends of the victims, the car collided into Mr Tong Kok Wai, 30, and his friend, Mr Bong Hwee Haw, 24. At next junction, the car hit another victim, 18-year-old Muhd Abu Talib. Unfortunately, Mr Tong died on Christmas Day, 25 Dec 2009, at 2pm sharp, from severe head injuries.

This wimpy prime suspect, concocted a tall tale, claiming that he was not driving the car when the incidents happened. In addition, to fool the court and public, he also claimed that his car was stolen that very night. The car was later found abandoned in front of a deserted office building.

The wimpy criminal fled back to Romania in order not to face the charges and interrogation from the authorities.

However, the court summoned a star witness, who was his companion that night, to testify against his "truth". The court heard from over 100 testimonies and eye-witness accounts, all pointing their fingers at Dr Ionescu as the driver.

Back at Romania, the local court placed him under house detention while conducting their own investigations. Dr Ionescu foolishly believed that he would get away scot-free by telling lies to everyone. Fortunately, there were concrete evidences and proof, e.g. photographs from traffic cameras etc, to show that he was the actual driver.

To the disbelief of all, he constantly whined and complained that all of this was a conspiracy to "get" him as he claimed that the Singapore government was trying to prosecute him for exposing some confidential state matters .

Although in the eyes of the law, he is still not considered as a guilty criminal, all evidences indicate strongly that he is the actual driver and thus blameworthy.

Submitted on 06/14/2010

Submitted by: Fidelia
Reference: STOMP Singapore 30 Dec 2009

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt
Thanks, but all the hit & run victims are hurt bystanders. There's also no self-selection here, just a drunk driver. Please make sure submissions adhere to all the posted rules.


Kenneth said:
Definitely Toss: Bystanders Hurt


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