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Man shoots himself in testicles

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A man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at Lowe's Home Improvement store in Lynnwood Sunday afternoon, police said.

The man's handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent "accidental discharge," according to Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

"It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store," Sessions said. "I believe he shot himself in the testicles and he also had some injuries to his leg and foot. He was obviously in shock."

Nobody else was hurt and no one appeared to be with the man, she said.

Police and fire responded, and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle before police had a chance to interview him extensively. Sessions had no further details about the man.

Lynnwood police are continuing to investigate but "at this point it does look like it's accidental," Sessions said. A manager at Lowe's said store personnel are not commenting on the incident

Submitted on 06/09/2010

Submitted by: Zachary Alvernaz
Reference: http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2011994648_accident31m.html, May 30th, 2010

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Zachary, please do as the submissions page requests when submitting a story and search the archives for duplicates before submitting a story. A quick search on the word "testicles" would have found 40 matches, many of which are duplicates of this specific story.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


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