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Man kills self while bungee jumping

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sorry it's in French, I'll make a quick translation. My workmates heard the story on the radio this morning too. It's from the website edition of one of the main national newspapers in France. This is all very official :)

http://www.lefigaro.fr/actualite-france/2010/06/08/01016-20100608ARTFIG00311-un-homme-se-tue-en-sautant-a-l-elastique.php

Un homme se tue en sautant à l'élastique

il y a 1 heure 26 min Le Figaro le, figaro.fr

Un homme âgé de 25 ans a trouvé la mort en début de soirée lundi lors d'un saut à l'élastique dans le parc d'attractions et de loisirs de Luna Park à Fréjus, dans le Var. Les circonstances de l'accident n'ont pas encore été établies avec certitude, mais l'élastique n'aurait pas cédé selon les premières constatations des policiers du commissariat de Fréjus. Lire la suite l'article

La sous-préfète de Draguignan, Corinne Orzechowski, qui s'est rendue sur les lieux du drame, a indiqué que le jeune homme n'avait vraisemblablement pas attaché la longe de sécurité. «D'autres hypothèses sont avancées, comme celle qu'il n'avait peut-être pas passé son harnais», a-t-elle toutefois ajouté.

Corinne Orzechowski a également précisé que la victime devait être le gérant du manège. Ce dernier avait d'ailleurs été homologué le jour même de l'accident. Le grutier chargé de manoeuvrer l'ascenseur, très choqué après l'accident, a été hospitalisé à Fréjus.

Basically it's in an fun fair kind of thing that is reopening for the summer season in the south of France. The Bungee was homologated yesterday and the main manager was the first to try it and jump. Police said the elestic didn't break and there was apparently no malfunction.

It seems like the guy didn't wear the harness, or didn't attach the security device thing (longe de securité in French, I don't know how to translate it)

Byebye bad genes !

Submitted on 06/08/2010

Submitted by: Sam
Reference: Le figaro.fr june 8th 2010

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Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Other
Thanks, Sam, but the Google translation of the article indicates that the police still aren't certain as to exactly what happened. So as far as we know this was just an accident and not the result of blatant stupidity. Thanks just the same.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


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