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Flying bullets keep rescuers from p

2010 Reader Submission
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YAMHILL, Ore. – A Yamhill-Carlton High School student died in a fiery crash just three miles from his country home. In a weird twist, rescuers who arrived to fight the fire couldn't reach the teen without being in the line of bullet-casing fire.

18-year-old Brady L. Fischer was heading south near the 18000 block of Northwest Rockyford Road when he lost control of his 1987 Toyota pickup and slid into a tree. The truck then overturned and caught fire.

The fire set off ammunition stored on the truck, making it hard for firefighters to do anything but wait.

Yamhill County Sheriff Jack Crabtree said it appears that speed and alcohol were both contributing factors.

Full Story can be found here: http://www.katu.com/news/local/92054384.html

Submitted on 04/26/2010

Submitted by: Matthew Geiger
Reference: By KATU News Apr 25, 2010

Copyright © 2010 DarwinAwards.com

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Candi said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
Sorry, Matthew, but there was apparently no stupidity here, just a tragic accident. Thanks anyway, and submit again!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
As Candi said. The issue about the bullets is also secondary to the story, and it's also not uncommon nor a sign of stupidity. Most gun owners, including hunters, etc. need to transport their ammunition in cars. This was just an unfortunate accident.


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