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No god nor master …nor brains

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*Anarchist blew himself up by bomb he was carrying in his backpack*

A horrible death yesterday in the capital suffered a subject of anarchist ideology, when a bomb he was carrying in his backpack exploded. It is the first casualty of the bombings that have occurred in recent years and are investigated by three special prosecutors.

The deceased is Mauricio Andres Morales Duarte (27), who lived in the municipality of San Bernardo and who was wanted by prosecutors because of his alleged involvement in several bombings. The person had a minor charges history, including arrests for disorder.

According to what the police could establish, Morales Duarte was traveling by bike time at 1:30 am Friday in the vicinity of the Gendarmerie School, located in the area of Matta Avenue Carmen. Apparently, this enclosure was the target.

However, for unknown reasons, when reaching Ventura Lavalle #435, close to the corner with Sierra Bella street, the bomb suddenly detonated. The corpse was dismembered and burned his face, while organic remains were found 70 meters away.

Experts in the Criminalistic Laboratory of Carabineros (LABOCAR) determined that the bomb consisted of a fire extinguisher filled with black powder and an electronic fuse. That is, it is the same type of explosive device used in recent bomb attacks in the capital.

Morales Duarte's remains were next to his bike and his belongings was found a .38 caliber pistol. Although there were no leaflets, the subsequent identification of the body established that the deceased was a member of an anarchist movement in San Bernardo.

"No god nor master!"

Morales Duarte had tattoos over much of his body and its identification was achieved in the Forensic Medicine Department, through fingerprints. The head of the Department of Thanatology, Dr. Sergio Sotelo, said the cause of death was head trauma.

Sources of the Attorney East Duarte Morales described as an anarchist, adherent of the movement "Okupas", but with no political profile. Moreover, many of his tattoos were satanic slogans and designs. One reads "No god nor master."

It was also reported that the security camera of a company caught the moment of the explosion. The tape was handed over to the special prosecutor Xavier Armendariz and it shows another person in riding a bicycle with his face covered, who escaped from the site.

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The Deputy Minister of Inner Affairs Patricio Rosende, said the in the death of Morales Duarte "there is a clear link with anarchist groups" because the bomb he was carrying "is exactly the same kind that has been in the past." Rosende also expressed the condemnation of the Government.

Source: http://www.lanacion.cl/prontus_noticias_v2/site/artic/20090522/pags/20090522192919.html

Submitted on 02/18/2010

Submitted by: Felipe Veloso
Reference: La Nación (Chilean newspaper) May 23th 2009

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Not Amusing
Generally, these slime know exactly what risks they're getting into when they mess with their explosives. Also, if he'd had his way, many innocent people would've been hurt. Thanks anyway, Felipe, and submit again.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: No Self-Selection
This man was well aware of the dangers involved in his actions, and was also likely intent on hurting or killing others. We don't award terrorists, etc. Thanks just the same.


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