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Is the crater in the frame yet?

2010 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

This may not qualify as it could be taking inherent risks but I think there's enough warning given and enough precautions taught to any outdoorsman which were violated here.

Tragic that this wasn't an HM -- the guy survived a 1500 foot fall and blew a rescue whistle. Still ... read on:

Wash. man fell into dormant St. Helens crater while posing for picture aka “I’ll back up … further … just a bit more … is the crater visible yet? … Darwin”

MOUNT ST. HELENS , Wash. –

A climber’s final pose entered him into the running for a Darwin Award. Mentioned below, it is common knowledge amongst hikers, climbers, skiers, not to stand on a ledge where the snow (or any sort of) overhang could give way to one’s weight. “The body of a veteran climber who fell into Mount St. Helens' dormant crater was recovered on Tuesday. Bohlig, of Kelso, Wash., reached the summit with his friend Scott Salkovics after a four-hour hike. Bohlig took off his backpack and a layer of clothing, then decided to pose for pictures. Salkovics told KGW-TV that Bohlig handed a camera to another hiker and was backing up when the snow gave way and he fell. The hiker threw himself toward Bohlig but couldn’t catch him.” Editor: Heavy snowfalls mean an avalanche hazard and there’s been plenty of snow. Going near a crater one of the main hazards is the ledge giving way under even a little added weight. In the Upper Peninsula of Michigan (no doubt anywhere in the North Midwest), fishermen know well to not stand near water’s edge at rivers in spring for the same reason: runoff creates overhangs. Many fishermen have been swept into freezing water before they could react. “The U.S. Forest Service said the climbing route provides views of the crater, lava dome and eruption area. Most climbers can complete the round trip in seven to 12 hours. The trail reaches an elevation of 8,365 feet. Climbers are advised to stay well back from the rim due to its instability. About 13,000 people climb the mountain each year, mostly in the summer months.” Editor: A posted warning to stay well back from the ledge, plus any hiker knows the hazards of avalanche or ledges giving way under weight, thus an experienced climber should as well. It is tragic this wasn’t an HM but rather has potential for the full award – the climber did survive the fall and blew a rescue whistle. Too bad he’d removed his clothing before advancing to the ledge … no doubt exposure is what finally qualified him for a Darwin Award.

Submitted on 02/16/2010

Submitted by: Mike Durthaler
Reference: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/35420218/ns/us_news-life/ 16 Feb 2010

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
People fall off of lots of things when they're not looking, with forseeable consequences. Thanks anyway, Mike, and submit again!


James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
Not quite as spectacular as I'd have liked, but we DO appreciate the submission just the same!


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