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2010 January Rejects

WRONG BODY AT THE WAKE Frozen car explodes Stupid educator Death by Fire Jump in the waters great! Controlled Descent Just when You thought!? Fewer good men... Copper Thief Electrocuted Police: Teen apparently kills himse Bad Planning Starburst suprise Too Little to get it done Police seize marijuana from home af Man torches car battling frost Oops, the doors locked Speed and Drink Pot Grower Electrocuted Pot Grower Electrocuted Fake Pregnancy Stupid Thief Man caught breaking into jail dancing girl hanged herself acciden Bonkers for Babies bike jump of death Subway double kill Raccoon bites off rapist's penis After Dark Copper Thieves 7 Wrongs don't make a Right Flight Cost of Copper a bit High Romanian teen dies using twitter Bike Anchor Steven Johnstone et al Motorbike Anchor Stupid Bike Stunt Up, Up, & Away!!!! fake EMT call kills Add link to Cheap gas Jetty Jump Ice Swimming Stupid Knievel Teen drowns, tied to bike 14yo boy uses bike as anchor Teen drowns after riding off jetty Boy drowns after riding bike off je Teenager drowns riding bike off jet Boy tethered to bike...again. Teen's Fatal Attachment Teenager drowns riding bike off jet Weighty Jump The Boy and his bike Boy drowns after riding bike off je boy drives bike off jetty Railway Sleeper (honorable mention) Worker killed while removing tree i Colleyville Heritage High senior di Tasmanian Daredevil Sinks Self Tasmanian boy drowns riding bike of Petrol sniffing brings hot thrill Teen falls out of car, dies in "air NYPD inspector finds wife's body in Teen Dies in Air Surfing Accident Girl Electrocuted in bath Man killed by his pet tiger Safety first Man dies after being hit by beam du An eye for a knife Win the lawsuit, lose the life massachussettes voters Stealing clothes Loved to Death Dad found burnt body of his son Poisoning death spurs warning Brought a Gun to a No-Fight Microlight pilot crashes in Channel Add this to Urban legend Ouch Caught by the Early Train 11-Year-Old Driver Runs a Stop Sign Riverside woman dies after apparent Toilet window climbing claims woman Soccer player hit by bus Eager to party Teen mistakes poison for cognac Jumping off a dead mining shovel Big Brutus Man Found Dead Near Big Brutus Goalkeeper killed by his own goal 10m fall from bathroom window Man struck, killed by oncoming bus Death by tobogganing Early Aviator Squeezeway to heaven two policemen shoot themself dead german policeman shoots himself Potential Nominees Killer Bees - Trick or Truck? Spider Man Fail How to NOT rescue a tractor Killed in car accident? Painter Dies in Fall from Bridge 11-year-old allowed to drive? "The Burning Eyes of Fire" somali pirates pole driver Great white facts Gunplay with Sex ends in fatality Meat cleaver in trousers Retroacively Cleaning the Pool Worker Killed While Removing Tree Southwold man mauled to death by pe 2 men electrocuted trying to steal Dumbass alters product labels motto Pet tiger kills owner 11-year-old driver runs stop sign i Idiot drives car on frozen canal Fatal gunplay in Maine sex dungeon Neraly a Frozen End Ignore great whites at own peril Tragedy as two drown in frozen lake In a hurry Balcony Jumping Idiot Kayakers Thin ice Clothing banks are for depositing On thin ice Don't drive down a frozen canal... Balcony jumper (misser) Frozen Canal Drive Man falls from 29th floor what is a golf ball woth Leap of Faith (or was it Stupidity) Fort Worth woman falls through pond Man crushed to death by computer Student pilot..Xmas Eve Danger: Live Alligators Girl Electrocuted after Twitte Dead Chicken Cops: Girl runs over, kills brother Man Mauled to Death by Pet Tiger Tiger kills man who fought to keep Here kitty kitty kitty.... Cigarettes Cause Frostbite Mauled by Tiger Boo zoo hoo Pet tiger has man for dinner Digging on thin ice sister runs over brother at mall pa Helmut Kichmeier aka Hannibal He... Strange death of Jennifer Strange Sergey Tuganov: Viagra Overdose Ivy Leaguer with bush league sense Farmers logic Fatal rescue digging the ice Sleepily deep-frozen Mother and Baby Killed By Elephant Testicles Flambes anyone? Cops: Pa. man steals $50, flees on Man drowns avoiding police Possible Motto Prosaic memorial As Strong as Seven Firemen... Brothers killed in ice lake fall In Mourning Pipe Dreams? At-Risk survivor in Germany Overslept Legal drug teen ripped his scrotum Fla. soldier accidentally kills sel The Electronaut Greatest Threat to Darwin Yet On the run Lake Placid man dies A 30 degree Darwin swim Over troubled waters-part II Burning my bathroom clean Light my fire Bath tub disaster deadly photo Train surfing Man electrocuted cutting alarm wire Identify which wire you want to cut 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill Coroner says East Alton man was dru Thaw, Dang it! man drowns son survives Electric Shears 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill Man electrocuted while robbing serv Electrocuted while robbing serv CIA bombed out of the gene pool St. Cloud man lives to tell after 1 man electrocuted Man electrocuted while robbing serv survive to an accident and fall dow 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill Leave Santa's Work to Santa... Starting the year off with a bang! CIA commits suicide by terrorist 14 terror suspects mistakenly kill Man electrocuted during service sta Teaking photos over troubled waters Ma dies while attempting breakin Shockingly Alarmed 14 terror suspects kill themselves Silencing the Alarm Suicide bomb oops Man electrocuted while robbing serv Man electrocuted while robbing serv Man electrocuted while robbing serv Robber electrocuted Don't cut the big wire! Darwin Award 2010 petrol station intruder 6 Jan 10 Man electrocuted while robbing serv Robber electrocuted at gas station Man electrocuted while robbing serv Gay sauna on the way to heaven Playing Chicken with a Car Botched minibus bomb kills 14 Talib Taliban blow themselves up Dumb Robber Tells Employees, Call m Smoke em While you got em Explosion in Havana Warehouse Don't rob people with toy guns No Landing Sube la marejada mortal Underwear bomber Motorcyclist killed in crash... Man dies in pig roasting pit Runner up/honorable mention In Britain, the Train catches you Bengals' Chris Henry Death The Cozy and the Dozer train wind struggle Jung Guy missed Toilette dead Mobile phone & Railway tracks beers bears and boors Oven in a sauna Snow Fall Faith No More Oh, Brother! I swear - it came outta nowhere Great Balls of Fire Round Valley Gunfight Teenage Girl Accidentally Runs Over Playing Chicken with Sis' Car A Terminal Game Drowned by pride Teenage Girl Accidentally Runs Over Police ID teen accidentally run ove Teenage Girl Accidentally Runs Over Shopping Mall Parking Lot Teen accidentally run over by siste Ariz. girl runs over brother Teenage girl runs over brother The one-eyed lion Police: Girl accidentally runs over Oxygen on fire Sister accidentally runs over, kill Teen smoking while siphoning gas Sister accidentally runs over, kill Smoking and particle accellerators Sister Accidentally Runs Over, Kill Sister accidentally runs over, kill Sister runs over brother Cigarette-smoking teen burned while Out with a bang Mobile meth lab moron Taunting the cops never pays... Teen burned while siphoning gas Farmworker lie down on highway and Why did the Chicken cross the road? Tree-surfing teen Zero Carbon Footprint Christmas Tree surfing Christmas Tree Surfing Not Prime-Time Polar Bears Fly like a butterfly... Student crossed a two track bridge

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