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Smash & Grab Thief Steals a Darwin Teen Russian roulette Man killed in fall into backyard fi Woman who left daughter at N.Va. cr Roast Pig The (BBQ) Pig Strikes Back Race Under Frozen Lake Two men explode flat with home-made Man Falls Into Fire Pit, Dies Man humped to death by zebra. Snow roofin' Two pals, an icy lake, and a fatal Too Drunk to Die Man Dies in Frozen NJ Lake carbon monoxide whoops Discovered naked ans dying on a con Best efforts nomination "Swimming under ice proves fatal" Semper evolve! Ensuite for Greg Koppenolrelief aft Tree Surfer Terrorist also commended Underwear Bomber Swimming Challenge Denville man died after swim in fro The Crotch Bomber Buddies Competing to Swim Under Ice Revenge Icy Pond Swimming Contest Cops: Pals had fatal race in icy la Denville Man Dies after Apparent Sw Buddies were racing beneath Ice Springfield woman dies after being Marine Gets Iced Icy Swim Contest Denville Man Dies Swimming Under Ic Footprints in the Snow christmas bomber Laughing At Their Own Clevern... The fatal cost of gangster fashion White sleep At Risk Survivor - Stopping Traffic An arab family asphyxiated. Pyrotechnic Sterilization The failed suicide bomber... Abdulmutallab The Latest Airline Terrorist Pyrotechnic Punishment Spay and Neuter Clinic Glamorizing DUI on a video man shoots self Man Electrocuted Reparing Microwave Man electrocuted by microwave Man shoots self when hitting a man Cooked to Perfection Death penalty at school Med student uses cattle drug, dies. Some good s@@t So starb der Randalierer in U2 How to not defrost a car Man Dressed in Animal Skin Shot Navajo for "Running off a Cliff" Falls from cliff fleeing dwi crash Boy Falls from train Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy 2 Brothers Drown After Trying to Sa stargazing college students Brothers Drown While Trying To Save Man running from crash falls off cl Two men drown trying to rescue dog 2 Brothers Drown After Trying to Sa 2 men drown trying to rescue dog Doggy rescue effort iced 2 men drown trying to rescue dog in Ex-Trooper Crashes Twice, Dies the hunter has become the hunted Man dressed in animal skin shot dea Man in animal skin shot in hunt Georgiana man killed in grill explo 3 family members found dead in Manh Man dressed in animal skin shot dea Chris Henry fell out of own truck. Fred Nearly Dead Killer Tripped Up by Baggy Pants $2,000,000 Splashdown Killer Tripped on Baggy Pants, Plun Upper West Side shooting More info on TRAX Guy he died by the seat of his pants Killer tripped by his baggy pants Massacre on the UWS Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy Killer trips on own pants dies Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy Man killed by TRAX Train bicyclist-0, semi-1 paramoron Killer killed by own pants Great balls of fire Man who died in Vent identified Man killed after trying to impress Fan dies celebrating goal The Last Pickup Ride Football Player makes a bad play Flasher Hit By Distracted Motorist Firebombing his own home Burgular Dies in Break-in Breast flasher hit by distracted dr Burgler dives head 1st into Fryer Man Gets Stuck in Vent, Dies Breaki From Breast to Worst Pot Can Kill People usually take taxis for this Robber stuck in Fryer Vent / Dies performed tricks on the porch, fell balcony handstand Dying trying to impress friends Man distracted by woman's flash Killed by exploading chewing gum Near tragic train of thought would be burglar found dead Trust Drunk train-hopper recovers from hy Blow Your Head Off Bubble Gum Chemistry Student Killed By Gum Kurdistant Hikers Arrested in Iraq Woman delivers baby over toilet, President at dusk, loser by dawn Starved to Death Suspect dies while in BCSO custody Surf's up! Concrete Canoes Don't Always Float Their train was on time. Pot Dummies Stop DO NOT Answer that Phone Student's jaw blown off by gum shot while changing tire Inter-boob-tube AIN'T TOO BRIGHT Explosive bubblegum Woman robs firm with empty gun Miss Argentina's Butt Surgery Death Paragliding behind a Car!! 007 exploding gum Crushed in the scrapyard... Taking the plunge Student killed by exploding chewing Chemistry student killed by 'explod The Gum that really pops Good Samaritan Gets Hit By Car The explosive Bubblegum Ukrainian student killed by explodi Exploding Gum Kills Student Colombian farmer castrates itself Exploding bubblegum Head blown off with chewing gum. Man dies eating an explosive gum Man Blows off Face with Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Deadly Gum Student's jaw blown off by gum Student blows head off w/expl. gum. Ukrainian student dies from explodi Redneck shoots himself in the Groin Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Exploding chewing gum Jaw Blown off by Gum Ukrainian student killed by explodi chewing gum blows mans head off Dead student chewing the wrong gum Ukrainian student dies from explodi Chemistry student killed by explodi New Bubble Gum With A Real Bang Student dies from explosive gum Student killed by exploding chewing Man Dies Up-Side Down Exploding Gum Student killed by exploding gum Chemistry student killed by explodi Exploding chewing gum Killed by exploding chewing gum Student blows face off with explodi Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu Quad bikes and an imperfect getaway Exploding Gum Kills Student: Exploding gum kills student Quad Bike Burglars Two on quad bikes killed by train railways are for trains, not quads Train 2 Burglers 0 Student killed by exploding chewing 70MPH express kills quad bike burgl chewing gum bomb Explodign Chewinggum Driving quadbikes along rail tracks Quad Bikers on Railway Tracks A Shocking Fall...Y2KLUNK! Ukraine - A Ukrainian chemistry stu Quad bikers 'killed after £40,000 r Pop goes the........JAW! Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu Chemistry student killed by 'explo Exploding Chewing Gum kills Student Kid Blows Off His Jaw with Bubble g Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Exploding Chewing Gum Man blows off jaw with chewing gum Gum with a real bang to it. Chemistry student killed by 'explod Explosive Gum Experiment Death at the PC One last bad taste! Exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Explosive Chewing Gum Out with a Bang! Out with a Bang! Killed by exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Exploding Chewing Gum Really shocking bubble-gum experien Exploding Chewing gum kills student Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu Double your pleasure, double your b Must've Been One Helluva Bubble Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Chewing Gum's Fatal Smack Student Vladimir Jaw Is Blown Off Exploding Chewing Gum Student killed by his own bubblegum Gum blows up...instead of bubble Killed By Exploding Gum Exploding gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Pop Gum Quad Bikes off the Rails Doublemint Dumb Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding gum kills distracted stud Explosive Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Student killed by exploding chewing Train one, chavs nil Exploding Chewing Gum Bubblegum Bomb Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Jaw Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Ukrainian student killed by explodi Quad Bike (ATV) racing Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col New Chewing Gum Flavor: Explosive Quad bike pair die on rail line 'ma Explosion flavored Student's jaw blown off by gum Student blows own face off. Exploding Chewing Gum Kills Student Exploding Chewing Gum 'Exploding gum' kills chemistry stu Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Dead quad bikers' burglary link Quad Bike Bulgary Train Crash Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col Pranking yourself? Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Another Ukraine Nutcase Chemist Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Co Death by exploding chewing gum Killed by exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Quad Bikers on Railway Tracks Exploding Chewing Gum State of Ohio Doover Exploding Gum Student killed by 'exploding gum Careless Chemist Exploding chewing gum blows off man Blow-your-head-off chewing gum Chin up old chap, by gum. Exploding Gum Exploding chewing gum Exploding Chewing Gum Death by Exploding Chewing Gum Exploding Chewing Gum Drunk man run over by good driver Free Cable Isn't So Free 100+ died by abandoning fire safety Man plummets from Holiday Inn rooft Mooning Road Rash Feline Darwin Can Hear Me Now?? (F-)Lame Horse Arizona man dies after parachuting man dies parachuting off cell tower Parachutist feat electrifying Arizona man dies after parachuting Can you hear me now? BASE Jump Gone Wrong Geronimo! Chutist dies in Casa Grande cell to Parachuting from cellular tower Man killed while trying freeway whe Biker dead after popping wheelie Somersworth hunter shoots self Man Dies After Parachuting From Ari Man Dies After Parachuting From Ari Arizona Man Dies After Parachuting Man killed while parachuting No Title Just Photos Deadly Tire Changing Man dives head-first into....... Man Drives Car Into Courhouse Eating behind the wheel may have co Response Drink & Drowning Man electrocuted on top of train Belfast stink Failure to desist when gun pulled Beer keeps you warm, right? electrocution theory Un Petit Mort Fell the windown cheer for a Goal Former Miss Argentina Dies From Cos Do not touch transformers... Deadly way to celebrate a goal Man climbs on top of transformer 19 year old electrocuted himself

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