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Smash & Grab Thief Steals a Darwin
Teen Russian roulette
Man killed in fall into backyard fi
Woman who left daughter at N.Va. cr
Roast Pig
The (BBQ) Pig Strikes Back
Race Under Frozen Lake
Two men explode flat with home-made
Man Falls Into Fire Pit, Dies
Man humped to death by zebra.
Snow roofin'
Two pals, an icy lake, and a fatal
Too Drunk to Die
Man Dies in Frozen NJ Lake
carbon monoxide whoops
Discovered naked ans dying on a con
Best efforts nomination
"Swimming under ice proves fatal"
Semper evolve!
Ensuite for Greg Koppenolrelief aft
Tree Surfer
Terrorist also commended
Underwear Bomber
Swimming Challenge
Denville man died after swim in fro
The Crotch Bomber
Buddies Competing to Swim Under Ice
Revenge
Icy Pond Swimming Contest
Cops: Pals had fatal race in icy la
Denville Man Dies after Apparent Sw
Buddies were racing beneath Ice
Springfield woman dies after being
Marine Gets Iced
Icy Swim Contest
Denville Man Dies Swimming Under Ic
Footprints in the Snow
christmas bomber
Laughing At Their Own Clevern...
The fatal cost of gangster fashion
White sleep
At Risk Survivor - Stopping Traffic
An arab family asphyxiated.
Pyrotechnic Sterilization
The failed suicide bomber... Abdulmutallab
The Latest Airline Terrorist
Pyrotechnic Punishment
Spay and Neuter Clinic
Glamorizing DUI on a video
man shoots self
Man Electrocuted Reparing Microwave
Man electrocuted by microwave
Man shoots self when hitting a man
Cooked to Perfection
Death penalty at school
Med student uses cattle drug, dies.
Some good s@@t
So starb der Randalierer in U2
How to not defrost a car
Man Dressed in Animal Skin Shot
Navajo for "Running off a Cliff"
Falls from cliff fleeing dwi crash
Boy Falls from train
Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy
2 Brothers Drown After Trying to Sa
stargazing college students
Brothers Drown While Trying To Save
Man running from crash falls off cl
Two men drown trying to rescue dog
2 Brothers Drown After Trying to Sa
2 men drown trying to rescue dog
Doggy rescue effort iced
2 men drown trying to rescue dog in
Ex-Trooper Crashes Twice, Dies
the hunter has become the hunted
Man dressed in animal skin shot dea
Man in animal skin shot in hunt
Georgiana man killed in grill explo
3 family members found dead in Manh
Man dressed in animal skin shot dea
Chris Henry fell out of own truck.
Fred Nearly Dead
Killer Tripped Up by Baggy Pants
$2,000,000 Splashdown
Killer Tripped on Baggy Pants, Plun
Upper West Side shooting
More info on TRAX Guy
he died by the seat of his pants
Killer tripped by his baggy pants
Massacre on the UWS
Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy
Killer trips on own pants dies
Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy
Man killed by TRAX Train
bicyclist-0, semi-1
paramoron
Killer killed by own pants
Great balls of fire
Man who died in Vent identified
Man killed after trying to impress
Fan dies celebrating goal
The Last Pickup Ride
Football Player makes a bad play
Flasher Hit By Distracted Motorist
Firebombing his own home
Burgular Dies in Break-in
Breast flasher hit by distracted dr
Burgler dives head 1st into Fryer
Man Gets Stuck in Vent, Dies Breaki
From Breast to Worst
Pot Can Kill
People usually take taxis for this
Robber stuck in Fryer Vent / Dies
performed tricks on the porch, fell
balcony handstand
Dying trying to impress friends
Man distracted by woman's flash
Killed by exploading chewing gum
Near tragic train of thought
would be burglar found dead
Trust
Drunk train-hopper recovers from hy
Blow Your Head Off Bubble Gum
Chemistry Student Killed By Gum
Kurdistant Hikers Arrested in Iraq
Woman delivers baby over toilet,
President at dusk, loser by dawn
Starved to Death
Suspect dies while in BCSO custody
Surf's up!
Concrete Canoes Don't Always Float
Their train was on time.
Pot Dummies
Stop DO NOT Answer that Phone
Student's jaw blown off by gum
shot while changing tire
Inter-boob-tube
AIN'T TOO BRIGHT
Explosive bubblegum
Woman robs firm with empty gun
Miss Argentina's Butt Surgery Death
Paragliding behind a Car!!
007 exploding gum
Crushed in the scrapyard...
Taking the plunge
Student killed by exploding chewing
Chemistry student killed by 'explod
The Gum that really pops
Good Samaritan Gets Hit By Car
The explosive Bubblegum
Ukrainian student killed by explodi
Exploding Gum Kills Student
Colombian farmer castrates itself
Exploding bubblegum
Head blown off with chewing gum.
Man dies eating an explosive gum
Man Blows off Face with Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Deadly Gum
Student's jaw blown off by gum
Student blows head off w/expl. gum.
Ukrainian student dies from explodi
Redneck shoots himself in the Groin
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Exploding chewing gum
Jaw Blown off by Gum
Ukrainian student killed by explodi
chewing gum blows mans head off
Dead student chewing the wrong gum
Ukrainian student dies from explodi
Chemistry student killed by explodi
New Bubble Gum With A Real Bang
Student dies from explosive gum
Student killed by exploding chewing
Man Dies Up-Side Down
Exploding Gum
Student killed by exploding gum
Chemistry student killed by explodi
Exploding chewing gum
Killed by exploding chewing gum
Student blows face off with explodi
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu
Quad bikes and an imperfect getaway
Exploding Gum Kills Student:
Exploding gum kills student
Quad Bike Burglars
Two on quad bikes killed by train
railways are for trains, not quads
Train 2 Burglers 0
Student killed by exploding chewing
70MPH express kills quad bike burgl
chewing gum bomb
Explodign Chewinggum
Driving quadbikes along rail tracks
Quad Bikers on Railway Tracks
A Shocking Fall...Y2KLUNK!
Ukraine - A Ukrainian chemistry stu
Quad bikers 'killed after £40,000 r
Pop goes the........JAW!
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu
Chemistry student killed by 'explo
Exploding Chewing Gum kills Student
Kid Blows Off His Jaw with Bubble g
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Exploding Chewing Gum
Man blows off jaw with chewing gum
Gum with a real bang to it.
Chemistry student killed by 'explod
Explosive Gum Experiment
Death at the PC
One last bad taste!
Exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Explosive Chewing Gum
Out with a Bang!
Out with a Bang!
Killed by exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Exploding Chewing Gum
Really shocking bubble-gum experien
Exploding Chewing gum kills student
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu
Double your pleasure, double your b
Must've Been One Helluva Bubble
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Chewing Gum's Fatal Smack
Student Vladimir Jaw Is Blown Off
Exploding Chewing Gum
Student killed by his own bubblegum
Gum blows up...instead of bubble
Killed By Exploding Gum
Exploding gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Pop Gum
Quad Bikes off the Rails
Doublemint Dumb
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding gum kills distracted stud
Explosive Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Student killed by exploding chewing
Train one, chavs nil
Exploding Chewing Gum
Bubblegum Bomb
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Jaw
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Ukrainian student killed by explodi
Quad Bike (ATV) racing
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
New Chewing Gum Flavor: Explosive
Quad bike pair die on rail line 'ma
Explosion flavored
Student's jaw blown off by gum
Student blows own face off.
Exploding Chewing Gum Kills Student
Exploding Chewing Gum
'Exploding gum' kills chemistry stu
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Dead quad bikers' burglary link
Quad Bike Bulgary Train Crash
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
Pranking yourself?
Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col
exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Another Ukraine Nutcase Chemist
Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Co
Death by exploding chewing gum
Killed by exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Quad Bikers on Railway Tracks
Exploding Chewing Gum
State of Ohio Doover
Exploding Gum
Student killed by 'exploding gum
Careless Chemist
Exploding chewing gum blows off man
Blow-your-head-off chewing gum
Chin up old chap, by gum.
Exploding Gum
Exploding chewing gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Death by Exploding Chewing Gum
Exploding Chewing Gum
Drunk man run over by good driver
Free Cable Isn't So Free
100+ died by abandoning fire safety
Man plummets from Holiday Inn rooft
Mooning Road Rash
Feline Darwin
Can Hear Me Now??
(F-)Lame Horse
Arizona man dies after parachuting
man dies parachuting off cell tower
Parachutist feat electrifying
Arizona man dies after parachuting
Can you hear me now?
BASE Jump Gone Wrong
Geronimo!
Chutist dies in Casa Grande cell to
Parachuting from cellular tower
Man killed while trying freeway whe
Biker dead after popping wheelie
Somersworth hunter shoots self
Man Dies After Parachuting From Ari
Man Dies After Parachuting From Ari
Arizona Man Dies After Parachuting
Man killed while parachuting
No Title Just Photos
Deadly Tire Changing
Man dives head-first into.......
Man Drives Car Into Courhouse
Eating behind the wheel may have co
Response
Drink & Drowning
Man electrocuted on top of train
Belfast stink
Failure to desist when gun pulled
Beer keeps you warm, right?
electrocution theory
Un Petit Mort
Fell the windown cheer for a Goal
Former Miss Argentina Dies From Cos
Do not touch transformers...
Deadly way to celebrate a goal
Man climbs on top of transformer
19 year old electrocuted himself
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Smash & Grab Thief Steals a Darwin

Teen Russian roulette

Man killed in fall into backyard fi

Woman who left daughter at N.Va. cr

Roast Pig

The (BBQ) Pig Strikes Back

Race Under Frozen Lake

Two men explode flat with home-made

Man Falls Into Fire Pit, Dies

Man humped to death by zebra.

Snow roofin'

Two pals, an icy lake, and a fatal

Too Drunk to Die

Man Dies in Frozen NJ Lake

carbon monoxide whoops

Discovered naked ans dying on a con

Best efforts nomination

"Swimming under ice proves fatal"

Semper evolve!

Ensuite for Greg Koppenolrelief aft

Tree Surfer

Terrorist also commended

Underwear Bomber

Swimming Challenge

Denville man died after swim in fro

The Crotch Bomber

Buddies Competing to Swim Under Ice

Revenge

Icy Pond Swimming Contest

Cops: Pals had fatal race in icy la

Denville Man Dies after Apparent Sw

Buddies were racing beneath Ice

Springfield woman dies after being

Marine Gets Iced

Icy Swim Contest

Denville Man Dies Swimming Under Ic

Footprints in the Snow

christmas bomber

Laughing At Their Own Clevern...

The fatal cost of gangster fashion

White sleep

At Risk Survivor - Stopping Traffic

An arab family asphyxiated.

Pyrotechnic Sterilization

The failed suicide bomber... Abdulmutallab

The Latest Airline Terrorist

Pyrotechnic Punishment

Spay and Neuter Clinic

Glamorizing DUI on a video

man shoots self

Man Electrocuted Reparing Microwave

Man electrocuted by microwave

Man shoots self when hitting a man

Cooked to Perfection

Death penalty at school

Med student uses cattle drug, dies.

Some good s@@t

So starb der Randalierer in U2

How to not defrost a car

Man Dressed in Animal Skin Shot

Navajo for "Running off a Cliff"

Falls from cliff fleeing dwi crash

Boy Falls from train

Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy

2 Brothers Drown After Trying to Sa

stargazing college students

Brothers Drown While Trying To Save

Man running from crash falls off cl

Two men drown trying to rescue dog

2 Brothers Drown After Trying to Sa

2 men drown trying to rescue dog

Doggy rescue effort iced

2 men drown trying to rescue dog in

Ex-Trooper Crashes Twice, Dies

the hunter has become the hunted

Man dressed in animal skin shot dea

Man in animal skin shot in hunt

Georgiana man killed in grill explo

3 family members found dead in Manh

Man dressed in animal skin shot dea

Chris Henry fell out of own truck.

Fred Nearly Dead

Killer Tripped Up by Baggy Pants

$2,000,000 Splashdown

Killer Tripped on Baggy Pants, Plun

Upper West Side shooting

More info on TRAX Guy

he died by the seat of his pants

Killer tripped by his baggy pants

Massacre on the UWS

Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy

Killer trips on own pants dies

Killer Tripped Up by His Own Baggy

Man killed by TRAX Train

bicyclist-0, semi-1

paramoron

Killer killed by own pants

Great balls of fire

Man who died in Vent identified

Man killed after trying to impress

Fan dies celebrating goal

The Last Pickup Ride

Football Player makes a bad play

Flasher Hit By Distracted Motorist

Firebombing his own home

Burgular Dies in Break-in

Breast flasher hit by distracted dr

Burgler dives head 1st into Fryer

Man Gets Stuck in Vent, Dies Breaki

From Breast to Worst

Pot Can Kill

People usually take taxis for this

Robber stuck in Fryer Vent / Dies

performed tricks on the porch, fell

balcony handstand

Dying trying to impress friends

Man distracted by woman's flash

Killed by exploading chewing gum

Near tragic train of thought

would be burglar found dead

Trust

Drunk train-hopper recovers from hy

Blow Your Head Off Bubble Gum

Chemistry Student Killed By Gum

Kurdistant Hikers Arrested in Iraq

Woman delivers baby over toilet,

President at dusk, loser by dawn

Starved to Death

Suspect dies while in BCSO custody

Surf's up!

Concrete Canoes Don't Always Float

Their train was on time.

Pot Dummies

Stop DO NOT Answer that Phone

Student's jaw blown off by gum

shot while changing tire

Inter-boob-tube

AIN'T TOO BRIGHT

Explosive bubblegum

Woman robs firm with empty gun

Miss Argentina's Butt Surgery Death

Paragliding behind a Car!!

007 exploding gum

Crushed in the scrapyard...

Taking the plunge

Student killed by exploding chewing

Chemistry student killed by 'explod

The Gum that really pops

Good Samaritan Gets Hit By Car

The explosive Bubblegum

Ukrainian student killed by explodi

Exploding Gum Kills Student

Colombian farmer castrates itself

Exploding bubblegum

Head blown off with chewing gum.

Man dies eating an explosive gum

Man Blows off Face with Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Deadly Gum

Student's jaw blown off by gum

Student blows head off w/expl. gum.

Ukrainian student dies from explodi

Redneck shoots himself in the Groin

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Exploding chewing gum

Jaw Blown off by Gum

Ukrainian student killed by explodi

chewing gum blows mans head off

Dead student chewing the wrong gum

Ukrainian student dies from explodi

Chemistry student killed by explodi

New Bubble Gum With A Real Bang

Student dies from explosive gum

Student killed by exploding chewing

Man Dies Up-Side Down

Exploding Gum

Student killed by exploding gum

Chemistry student killed by explodi

Exploding chewing gum

Killed by exploding chewing gum

Student blows face off with explodi

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu

Quad bikes and an imperfect getaway

Exploding Gum Kills Student:

Exploding gum kills student

Quad Bike Burglars

Two on quad bikes killed by train

railways are for trains, not quads

Train 2 Burglers 0

Student killed by exploding chewing

70MPH express kills quad bike burgl

chewing gum bomb

Explodign Chewinggum

Driving quadbikes along rail tracks

Quad Bikers on Railway Tracks

A Shocking Fall...Y2KLUNK!

Ukraine - A Ukrainian chemistry stu

Quad bikers 'killed after £40,000 r

Pop goes the........JAW!

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu

Chemistry student killed by 'explo

Exploding Chewing Gum kills Student

Kid Blows Off His Jaw with Bubble g

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Exploding Chewing Gum

Man blows off jaw with chewing gum

Gum with a real bang to it.

Chemistry student killed by 'explod

Explosive Gum Experiment

Death at the PC

One last bad taste!

Exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Explosive Chewing Gum

Out with a Bang!

Out with a Bang!

Killed by exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Exploding Chewing Gum

Really shocking bubble-gum experien

Exploding Chewing gum kills student

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Stu

Double your pleasure, double your b

Must've Been One Helluva Bubble

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Chewing Gum's Fatal Smack

Student Vladimir Jaw Is Blown Off

Exploding Chewing Gum

Student killed by his own bubblegum

Gum blows up...instead of bubble

Killed By Exploding Gum

Exploding gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Pop Gum

Quad Bikes off the Rails

Doublemint Dumb

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding gum kills distracted stud

Explosive Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Student killed by exploding chewing

Train one, chavs nil

Exploding Chewing Gum

Bubblegum Bomb

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Jaw

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Ukrainian student killed by explodi

Quad Bike (ATV) racing

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

New Chewing Gum Flavor: Explosive

Quad bike pair die on rail line 'ma

Explosion flavored

Student's jaw blown off by gum

Student blows own face off.

Exploding Chewing Gum Kills Student

Exploding Chewing Gum

'Exploding gum' kills chemistry stu

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Dead quad bikers' burglary link

Quad Bike Bulgary Train Crash

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

Pranking yourself?

Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Col

exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Another Ukraine Nutcase Chemist

Exploding Chewing Gum Blows Off Co

Death by exploding chewing gum

Killed by exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Quad Bikers on Railway Tracks

Exploding Chewing Gum

State of Ohio Doover

Exploding Gum

Student killed by 'exploding gum

Careless Chemist

Exploding chewing gum blows off man

Blow-your-head-off chewing gum

Chin up old chap, by gum.

Exploding Gum

Exploding chewing gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Death by Exploding Chewing Gum

Exploding Chewing Gum

Drunk man run over by good driver

Free Cable Isn't So Free

100+ died by abandoning fire safety

Man plummets from Holiday Inn rooft

Mooning Road Rash

Feline Darwin

Can Hear Me Now??

(F-)Lame Horse

Arizona man dies after parachuting

man dies parachuting off cell tower

Parachutist feat electrifying

Arizona man dies after parachuting

Can you hear me now?

BASE Jump Gone Wrong

Geronimo!

Chutist dies in Casa Grande cell to

Parachuting from cellular tower

Man killed while trying freeway whe

Biker dead after popping wheelie

Somersworth hunter shoots self

Man Dies After Parachuting From Ari

Man Dies After Parachuting From Ari

Arizona Man Dies After Parachuting

Man killed while parachuting

No Title Just Photos

Deadly Tire Changing

Man dives head-first into.......

Man Drives Car Into Courhouse

Eating behind the wheel may have co

Response

Drink & Drowning

Man electrocuted on top of train

Belfast stink

Failure to desist when gun pulled

Beer keeps you warm, right?

electrocution theory

Un Petit Mort

Fell the windown cheer for a Goal

Former Miss Argentina Dies From Cos

Do not touch transformers...

Deadly way to celebrate a goal

Man climbs on top of transformer

19 year old electrocuted himself

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