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WMTW.com Fire Officials Release Cause Of Fatal Mechanic Falls Fire Investigators Say Victim Was Smoking While Mixing Combustibles

POSTED: 11:17 am EST November 30, 2009 UPDATED: 11:29 am EST November 30, 2009

The man killed early on Thanksgiving morning in a fire at a Mechanic Falls apartment accidentally lit himself on fire, according to the state fire marshal's office

David Taylor, 46, and a friend were mixing gasoline and oil in the living room when Taylor, who was smoking a cigarette, ignited the fumes, fire officials said.

He was getting his chainsaw ready because he planned to cut some wood the next day.

Investigators think Taylor's shirt caught fire and his friend was burned trying to help him.

The early-morning fire at the building on Maple and South Main streets left eight people homeless.

Submitted on 11/30/2009

Submitted by: Sebastian Sinclair
Reference: WMTW.com POSTED: 11:17 am EST November 30, 2009

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