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2009 November Rejects
Argentine Model Dies After Cosmetic
Oil lamp in a saucepan
crotch shot during robbery
Man Electrocuted in Substation
Fire Officials Release Cause Of Fat
gas bottle 2
gas bottle
Man dies after a soccer goal
waiter celebrates goal and dies
Victim's family: Additional I-440 b
Malaria meds
Warcraft Death
Man killed in Maine fire was mixing
Aint no ways to go
Lad ripped his scrotum off
I Ate My Homework!
Bined by bin lorry
Gasoline Odour Remover
suburban bowling
Russian roulette
Toyota recall
British Student, 16, Falls to her D
3 Too Many
KY Census taker kills himself
Alcohol kills, smoking kills
Desperatly needs a hobby
Man blown to pieces by fireworks
High heel teen falls under train
High Heels, High Squeals
Fooling with Dynamite
drunken microlight pilots
Quotation
A One vehicle Accident Claims Life
Up in Smoke
Man, animal, loaded rifle=Karma
Extreme Road Rage
Drivin' My Life Away
Highway patrol run over
Enter the hospital: Would-be ninja
Freeze - Everybody Clap Your Hands
Never heard about the curiosity cat
Woman rescued from large sink hole
Drunk, Stoned Pilots
Florida Woman Dies After Being Thro
The Farmers and the Well
Suicide Experiment
Seattle Ninja?
New scary trend in drug abuse
Death plunge at mall
Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled
Drunk Ninja Wannabe
Ninja
3 Days to Identify
Missed Target
An unsavoury tale
Toyota Gene Pool Cleanser
Drunk hammers nail into head
thief shoots off his penis
Man dies breaking into own house
He Did It Wrong
Jackass style Sled Ride
Smurf Bomb
Goal Keep Boom
All downhill from there
man dies breaking into own house
moles
Rich Texan Near Miss :)
X Rated tale in the ER
Milk the Balls?
Woman Ran Over By Her Own Car
Car-Surfing on a Full-Size RC Car
Honorary Ungulate
Deer dies after leap into DC zoo li
Deer loses head-butt with ornament
Milk the Balls??
Drunk women falls infront of train
Unlucky buck: Deer loses fight...
Explosive bank robbery
Don't Drop that Drummer!
Elevator shaft
Grizzly Man
Car Surfing
Car surfing in PR
no more children
Robber emasculates himself
Alleged robber shoots himself in cr
Darwin Award of the Millenia
Bonfire Trip
Robbery Balls Up
Robber shoots himself in crotch
Emasculating experience
Robber emasculates himself
Robber emasculates himself
MSU student's dragging death
Teen killed near Joe Louis Arena wa
Car Surfer Wipes Out in San Juan
Hide and Go Seek Coroner
Is there insurance for that?
Drunk Tourist Breaks His Neck
Man plays with rabid bat
Man charged with drunken driving af
It's only a little nip!
Yep, it's loaded.
Playing with a Wild Bat
From The Valley
Twice the Booze, Twice the Pain
Death before dishonor
239kg man dies
ManClown Killed by Train
They love trains too much
Wis. man attempts drive-by shooting
Friendly death
Look For a Car With An Arm on it
Softball not Water Polo
Christian God
Smoking kills
Deputies: Man Electrocuted Trying T
Nearly ejected from the gene pool
Plane Silly (honorary mention)
Dui on stolen lawnmover
arthur kade
Bear Kills Militants
Ran over by her own car.
The Pig Man
! want your cellular (Russian way)!
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2009 November Slush Pile Rejects

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Argentine Model Dies After Cosmetic

Oil lamp in a saucepan

crotch shot during robbery

Man Electrocuted in Substation

Fire Officials Release Cause Of Fat

gas bottle 2

gas bottle

Man dies after a soccer goal

waiter celebrates goal and dies

Victim's family: Additional I-440 b

Malaria meds

Warcraft Death

Man killed in Maine fire was mixing

Aint no ways to go

Lad ripped his scrotum off

I Ate My Homework!

Bined by bin lorry

Gasoline Odour Remover

suburban bowling

Russian roulette

Toyota recall

British Student, 16, Falls to her D

3 Too Many

KY Census taker kills himself

Alcohol kills, smoking kills

Desperatly needs a hobby

Man blown to pieces by fireworks

High heel teen falls under train

High Heels, High Squeals

Fooling with Dynamite

drunken microlight pilots

Quotation

A One vehicle Accident Claims Life

Up in Smoke

Man, animal, loaded rifle=Karma

Extreme Road Rage

Drivin' My Life Away

Highway patrol run over

Enter the hospital: Would-be ninja

Freeze - Everybody Clap Your Hands

Never heard about the curiosity cat

Woman rescued from large sink hole

Drunk, Stoned Pilots

Florida Woman Dies After Being Thro

The Farmers and the Well

Suicide Experiment

Seattle Ninja?

New scary trend in drug abuse

Death plunge at mall

Man Who Said He Was a Ninja Impaled

Drunk Ninja Wannabe

Ninja

3 Days to Identify

Missed Target

An unsavoury tale

Toyota Gene Pool Cleanser

Drunk hammers nail into head

thief shoots off his penis

Man dies breaking into own house

He Did It Wrong

Jackass style Sled Ride

Smurf Bomb

Goal Keep Boom

All downhill from there

man dies breaking into own house

moles

Rich Texan Near Miss :)

X Rated tale in the ER

Milk the Balls?

Woman Ran Over By Her Own Car

Car-Surfing on a Full-Size RC Car

Honorary Ungulate

Deer dies after leap into DC zoo li

Deer loses head-butt with ornament

Milk the Balls??

Drunk women falls infront of train

Unlucky buck: Deer loses fight...

Explosive bank robbery

Don't Drop that Drummer!

Elevator shaft

Grizzly Man

Car Surfing

Car surfing in PR

no more children

Robber emasculates himself

Alleged robber shoots himself in cr

Darwin Award of the Millenia

Bonfire Trip

Robbery Balls Up

Robber shoots himself in crotch

Emasculating experience

Robber emasculates himself

Robber emasculates himself

MSU student's dragging death

Teen killed near Joe Louis Arena wa

Car Surfer Wipes Out in San Juan

Hide and Go Seek Coroner

Is there insurance for that?

Drunk Tourist Breaks His Neck

Man plays with rabid bat

Man charged with drunken driving af

It's only a little nip!

Yep, it's loaded.

Playing with a Wild Bat

From The Valley

Twice the Booze, Twice the Pain

Death before dishonor

239kg man dies

ManClown Killed by Train

They love trains too much

Wis. man attempts drive-by shooting

Friendly death

Look For a Car With An Arm on it

Softball not Water Polo

Christian God

Smoking kills

Deputies: Man Electrocuted Trying T

Nearly ejected from the gene pool

Plane Silly (honorary mention)

Dui on stolen lawnmover

arthur kade

Bear Kills Militants

Ran over by her own car.

The Pig Man

! want your cellular (Russian way)!

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