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2009 October Rejects

Bride Shoots herself in the foot Cleaning With Gas, Heating With Pro Man gives up life for squirrel teenager killed trying to save fuel Mother and Child Killed By train Jury Awards $16M in Contest Death Drinking contest winner Don't feed the bears... Stop, Look and Listen Explosion Damages Ruckersville Mote HIGH VOLTAGE NEVER HARMED ANYONE Science park engineer dies from lin Magic Marker Crooks Marker Pen Burglars Bankrobbers use to much dynamite Paramedical Emergency? Electrocution by train guide wire Man Electrocuted Stealing Wiring Pueblo man electrocuted while tryin man electrocuted while trying to st Wire Thief Electrocutes HImself Did it myself Oil Tanker Explosion Vaccine conspiracy theories Para-Where? Robbers who really blew it Parasailing in the city Montreal man dies in city parasaili Montreal man dies in city parasaili Honorable Mention: Pile of shit Cool guy - hard landing How to Hang the Outlaw Outfitter Less powerfull than a lococmotive Fireworks blow Jhb man apart What comes around, goes around Smoked in Clinic Man blows up entire family in bomb Dying for YouTube Fame Man dies of head injury tractor maintenance gone wrong Man uses karma, kills self 2009 They never learn Man dies after jumping out window t roasted phone Sweat Lodge Praying Parents If drunk don't swim. Woman Dies After Fake 911 Call Paramedical Emergency? Woman Makes Fake 911 Call Door warning after train death Black Hole Calcutta only $9k a head Man falls beheaded on iron fence man killed by roll of carpet "you jump" "no, you jump" Crushed by a door strangers risk lives to pull woman, Retard kills himself through anime Death by Headphone Police: Woman shows up drunk at NY 911 karma Woman Fake calls 911, then for real Man hit in head by train Horses Ass Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die Woman killed after making fake 911 Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die the story says it all Fake 911 call leads to death 911 times 2 Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal Fake 911 Call, Then For Real Man illed in Bock when plan goes a Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Crushed After Fake 911 Call, Woman Killed Fake 911 call turns tragic Garage Door Crushes Her in Fatal Mi Prank call leads to emergency Beware of Sperm Second 911 call to no avail Woman Crushed by Garage Door Woman crushed by garage door called The Lady who 911'd Wolf The late train Didn't know the police was coming? The End of Uranus Part 3 The End Of Uranus 2 Still alive, but not producing... Death by garage door The End Of Uranus Driving while Drunk Star burst suprise Star burst Shot in the Face College Grad Sleeps In Dumpster Firefighters die in Elevator Bet on railroad Thief dies squashed by ATM robbed Man dies in garbage bin Encounter with a Dirt Devil How to earn the nickname "Snake" Loaded gun? Auto death in Driveway Natural election Sujeto muere aplastado por cajero a Keeping it in the Family the Moonlight Sonata Three die in plunge at quarry Why it not go Boom? I'll check. Mechanic & Cannonball Bath Bomb Man Dies Breaking Into Own Apt Family Fix It Time Family shocked putting up antenna Family Electrocuted Putting Up Ante Family Electrocuted Putting Up Ante Mayors of two French cities Bulgarian chalga drivers and people Antenna Stupidity electrocuted while putting up a ham Family of 3 meet 13,000 Removal of Entire Family's DNA Family electrocuted putting up ham Trifecta Electra DA: Trifecta Electra The Family that Hams Together Dies Family Electrocuted camel rape Suspect Dies after Break In skate-boarding out of this world Soldier dies after being given canc Burglar gets what he deserves Thermometers, candles don't mix Breathing Fire Hillbillys and tnt Tiger Teaser Twit Pirates ne parlez pas francais Pirates held after mistakenly targe Man Blows off Hands with Explosives Trapped in a drain...try Facebook f BIN DEAD Woman killed under garage door Tree branch killed gardener 11 run over by trains in a single d Juneau man accidentally shoots self Tiger attacks intruder in zoo Tiger Attacks Intruder at Zoo Woman killed sneaking into Paramedi woman killed under garage door lure Mother accused of letting child rid Man mauled by zoo's tiger It's Not Loaded! Joy Ride "Armless" Simpleton... Woman mauled by pet bear Man shoots self in mouth juneau man accidentally shoots self Tiger attacks intruder at the Zoo Intruder Get Ripped Off Titanic memorial cruise Man puts a gun in his mouth to 'see Man jumps in tiger enclosure Juneau man accidentally shoots self Man injured by tiger at Calgary Zoo Tastes Grrrreat!! Tiger Injures Man at Calgary Zoo Here Kitty Kitty Kitty Pa. woman killed by captive black b Louder than Caps Garage rejects thief PIPE BOMB PERIL Pet bear kills woman Bear in mind...you can't fix stupid 4 killed on I-95 as car hits truck Woman killed by pet bear in Ross To Death at Oktoberfest Munich Train top shocking dscovery Secret Affair Looney gun safety Pikero Desastroso (disastrous Death of newborn sparks new Followe man shoots himself in mouth The gun just MIGHT be loaded Man "Accidently Shoots Himself" car plunges off-limits Turn the car off! Guy Attemps a Jump Through a Basket Woman runs over and kills self. Two bank robbers blow themselves up deadly Jar openening The perfect picture.

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