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Bride Shoots herself in the foot
Cleaning With Gas, Heating With Pro
Man gives up life for squirrel
teenager killed trying to save fuel
Mother and Child Killed By train
Jury Awards $16M in Contest Death
Drinking contest winner
Don't feed the bears...
Stop, Look and Listen
Explosion Damages Ruckersville Mote
HIGH VOLTAGE NEVER HARMED ANYONE
Science park engineer dies from lin
Magic Marker Crooks
Marker Pen Burglars
Bankrobbers use to much dynamite
Paramedical Emergency?
Electrocution by train guide wire
Man Electrocuted Stealing Wiring
Pueblo man electrocuted while tryin
man electrocuted while trying to st
Wire Thief Electrocutes HImself
Did it myself
Oil Tanker Explosion
Vaccine conspiracy theories
Para-Where?
Robbers who really blew it
Parasailing in the city
Montreal man dies in city parasaili
Montreal man dies in city parasaili
Honorable Mention: Pile of shit
Cool guy - hard landing
How to Hang the Outlaw Outfitter
Less powerfull than a lococmotive
Fireworks blow Jhb man apart
What comes around, goes around
Smoked in Clinic
Man blows up entire family in bomb
Dying for YouTube Fame
Man dies of head injury
tractor maintenance gone wrong
Man uses karma, kills self
2009 They never learn
Man dies after jumping out window t
roasted phone
Sweat Lodge
Praying Parents
If drunk don't swim.
Woman Dies After Fake 911 Call
Paramedical Emergency?
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call
Door warning after train death
Black Hole Calcutta only $9k a head
Man falls beheaded on iron fence
man killed by roll of carpet
"you jump" "no, you jump"
Crushed by a door
strangers risk lives to pull woman,
Retard kills himself through anime
Death by Headphone
Police: Woman shows up drunk at NY
911 karma
Woman Fake calls 911, then for real
Man hit in head by train
Horses Ass
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die
Woman killed after making fake 911
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die
the story says it all
Fake 911 call leads to death
911 times 2
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal
Fake 911 Call, Then For Real
Man illed in Bock when plan goes a
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal
Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Crushed
After Fake 911 Call, Woman Killed
Fake 911 call turns tragic
Garage Door Crushes Her in Fatal Mi
Prank call leads to emergency
Beware of Sperm
Second 911 call to no avail
Woman Crushed by Garage Door
Woman crushed by garage door called
The Lady who 911'd Wolf
The late train
Didn't know the police was coming?
The End of Uranus Part 3
The End Of Uranus 2
Still alive, but not producing...
Death by garage door
The End Of Uranus
Driving while Drunk
Star burst suprise
Star burst
Shot in the Face
College Grad Sleeps In Dumpster
Firefighters die in Elevator
Bet on railroad
Thief dies squashed by ATM robbed
Man dies in garbage bin
Encounter with a Dirt Devil
How to earn the nickname "Snake"
Loaded gun?
Auto death in Driveway
Natural election
Sujeto muere aplastado por cajero a
Keeping it in the Family
the Moonlight Sonata
Three die in plunge at quarry
Why it not go Boom? I'll check.
Mechanic & Cannonball
Bath Bomb
Man Dies Breaking Into Own Apt
Family Fix It Time
Family shocked putting up antenna
Family Electrocuted Putting Up Ante
Family Electrocuted Putting Up Ante
Mayors of two French cities
Bulgarian chalga drivers and people
Antenna Stupidity
electrocuted while putting up a ham
Family of 3 meet 13,000
Removal of Entire Family's DNA
Family electrocuted putting up ham
Trifecta Electra
DA: Trifecta Electra
The Family that Hams Together Dies
Family Electrocuted
camel rape
Suspect Dies after Break In
skate-boarding out of this world
Soldier dies after being given canc
Burglar gets what he deserves
Thermometers, candles don't mix
Breathing Fire
Hillbillys and tnt
Tiger Teaser Twit
Pirates ne parlez pas francais
Pirates held after mistakenly targe
Man Blows off Hands with Explosives
Trapped in a drain...try Facebook f
BIN DEAD
Woman killed under garage door
Tree branch killed gardener
11 run over by trains in a single d
Juneau man accidentally shoots self
Tiger attacks intruder in zoo
Tiger Attacks Intruder at Zoo
Woman killed sneaking into Paramedi
woman killed under garage door lure
Mother accused of letting child rid
Man mauled by zoo's tiger
It's Not Loaded!
Joy Ride
"Armless" Simpleton...
Woman mauled by pet bear
Man shoots self in mouth
juneau man accidentally shoots self
Tiger attacks intruder at the Zoo
Intruder Get Ripped Off
Titanic memorial cruise
Man puts a gun in his mouth to 'see
Man jumps in tiger enclosure
Juneau man accidentally shoots self
Man injured by tiger at Calgary Zoo
Tastes Grrrreat!!
Tiger Injures Man at Calgary Zoo
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
Pa. woman killed by captive black b
Louder than Caps
Garage rejects thief
PIPE BOMB PERIL
Pet bear kills woman
Bear in mind...you can't fix stupid
4 killed on I-95 as car hits truck
Woman killed by pet bear in Ross To
Death at Oktoberfest Munich
Train top shocking dscovery
Secret Affair
Looney gun safety
Pikero Desastroso (disastrous
Death of newborn sparks new Followe
man shoots himself in mouth
The gun just MIGHT be loaded
Man "Accidently Shoots Himself"
car plunges off-limits
Turn the car off!
Guy Attemps a Jump Through a Basket
Woman runs over and kills self.
Two bank robbers blow themselves up
deadly Jar openening
The perfect picture.
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Bride Shoots herself in the foot

Cleaning With Gas, Heating With Pro

Man gives up life for squirrel

teenager killed trying to save fuel

Mother and Child Killed By train

Jury Awards $16M in Contest Death

Drinking contest winner

Don't feed the bears...

Stop, Look and Listen

Explosion Damages Ruckersville Mote

HIGH VOLTAGE NEVER HARMED ANYONE

Science park engineer dies from lin

Magic Marker Crooks

Marker Pen Burglars

Bankrobbers use to much dynamite

Paramedical Emergency?

Electrocution by train guide wire

Man Electrocuted Stealing Wiring

Pueblo man electrocuted while tryin

man electrocuted while trying to st

Wire Thief Electrocutes HImself

Did it myself

Oil Tanker Explosion

Vaccine conspiracy theories

Para-Where?

Robbers who really blew it

Parasailing in the city

Montreal man dies in city parasaili

Montreal man dies in city parasaili

Honorable Mention: Pile of shit

Cool guy - hard landing

How to Hang the Outlaw Outfitter

Less powerfull than a lococmotive

Fireworks blow Jhb man apart

What comes around, goes around

Smoked in Clinic

Man blows up entire family in bomb

Dying for YouTube Fame

Man dies of head injury

tractor maintenance gone wrong

Man uses karma, kills self

2009 They never learn

Man dies after jumping out window t

roasted phone

Sweat Lodge

Praying Parents

If drunk don't swim.

Woman Dies After Fake 911 Call

Paramedical Emergency?

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call

Door warning after train death

Black Hole Calcutta only $9k a head

Man falls beheaded on iron fence

man killed by roll of carpet

"you jump" "no, you jump"

Crushed by a door

strangers risk lives to pull woman,

Retard kills himself through anime

Death by Headphone

Police: Woman shows up drunk at NY

911 karma

Woman Fake calls 911, then for real

Man hit in head by train

Horses Ass

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die

Woman killed after making fake 911

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Die

the story says it all

Fake 911 call leads to death

911 times 2

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal

Fake 911 Call, Then For Real

Man illed in Bock when plan goes a

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Then Cal

Woman Makes Fake 911 Call, Crushed

After Fake 911 Call, Woman Killed

Fake 911 call turns tragic

Garage Door Crushes Her in Fatal Mi

Prank call leads to emergency

Beware of Sperm

Second 911 call to no avail

Woman Crushed by Garage Door

Woman crushed by garage door called

The Lady who 911'd Wolf

The late train

Didn't know the police was coming?

The End of Uranus Part 3

The End Of Uranus 2

Still alive, but not producing...

Death by garage door

The End Of Uranus

Driving while Drunk

Star burst suprise

Star burst

Shot in the Face

College Grad Sleeps In Dumpster

Firefighters die in Elevator

Bet on railroad

Thief dies squashed by ATM robbed

Man dies in garbage bin

Encounter with a Dirt Devil

How to earn the nickname "Snake"

Loaded gun?

Auto death in Driveway

Natural election

Sujeto muere aplastado por cajero a

Keeping it in the Family

the Moonlight Sonata

Three die in plunge at quarry

Why it not go Boom? I'll check.

Mechanic & Cannonball

Bath Bomb

Man Dies Breaking Into Own Apt

Family Fix It Time

Family shocked putting up antenna

Family Electrocuted Putting Up Ante

Family Electrocuted Putting Up Ante

Mayors of two French cities

Bulgarian chalga drivers and people

Antenna Stupidity

electrocuted while putting up a ham

Family of 3 meet 13,000

Removal of Entire Family's DNA

Family electrocuted putting up ham

Trifecta Electra

DA: Trifecta Electra

The Family that Hams Together Dies

Family Electrocuted

camel rape

Suspect Dies after Break In

skate-boarding out of this world

Soldier dies after being given canc

Burglar gets what he deserves

Thermometers, candles don't mix

Breathing Fire

Hillbillys and tnt

Tiger Teaser Twit

Pirates ne parlez pas francais

Pirates held after mistakenly targe

Man Blows off Hands with Explosives

Trapped in a drain...try Facebook f

BIN DEAD

Woman killed under garage door

Tree branch killed gardener

11 run over by trains in a single d

Juneau man accidentally shoots self

Tiger attacks intruder in zoo

Tiger Attacks Intruder at Zoo

Woman killed sneaking into Paramedi

woman killed under garage door lure

Mother accused of letting child rid

Man mauled by zoo's tiger

It's Not Loaded!

Joy Ride

"Armless" Simpleton...

Woman mauled by pet bear

Man shoots self in mouth

juneau man accidentally shoots self

Tiger attacks intruder at the Zoo

Intruder Get Ripped Off

Titanic memorial cruise

Man puts a gun in his mouth to 'see

Man jumps in tiger enclosure

Juneau man accidentally shoots self

Man injured by tiger at Calgary Zoo

Tastes Grrrreat!!

Tiger Injures Man at Calgary Zoo

Here Kitty Kitty Kitty

Pa. woman killed by captive black b

Louder than Caps

Garage rejects thief

PIPE BOMB PERIL

Pet bear kills woman

Bear in mind...you can't fix stupid

4 killed on I-95 as car hits truck

Woman killed by pet bear in Ross To

Death at Oktoberfest Munich

Train top shocking dscovery

Secret Affair

Looney gun safety

Pikero Desastroso (disastrous

Death of newborn sparks new Followe

man shoots himself in mouth

The gun just MIGHT be loaded

Man "Accidently Shoots Himself"

car plunges off-limits

Turn the car off!

Guy Attemps a Jump Through a Basket

Woman runs over and kills self.

Two bank robbers blow themselves up

deadly Jar openening

The perfect picture.

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