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Billings man dies while fleeing pol Safe-crackers blow selves up Tsunamidiots Missouri Moron Teaching Girlfriend Do the Lococution woman leaping into polar bear enclo "Wait, is that too much dyna..." Is there gas in that? nipple cripple Bank Blast Bank Robbers kill themselves Near miss: I promise it won't explo oktoberfest piss fall Man kills twin brother while parkin Beim Pinkeln in den Tod gestürzt The origin of the word "overkill" teen leaps Belgian robbery suspects die blowin Extreme Parkour Extreme Parkour Bank robbers blow up self, not safe Missouri Man Teaching Girlfriend Ab death by peeing blown up casmachine Man charged after prank deadly pee Body recovered from wreckage in Din Bankrobbers blow up themselves Died while peeing Gangsters blow themselves up Two robbers die when blowing up ATM Death by urinating Bank robbers Bankblowers Bank robbers blow themselves up Man inserts ballpoint pen into ure Just an update Date with a locomotive Enlarge Your Penis!!!! A cobbler should stick to his last. ATM thieves. Bank robbers blowup bank&self The ATM mishap Record bank robbery Double Darwin Awards in Belgium Bank Kaboom Two robbers dynamited themselves Bankrobbers blow themselves up Optimistic thugs Bank robbers killed by own dynamite Would-be robbers blow themselves up Bankrobbers go with a bang! Debt crushed Blown up easy money or fast burial ATM blast Burn burglar Tellerblast Bankrobbers blow themselves up Bank robber blows up himself Dynamite, Not for everything. Too much Dynamite Gangster blows himself, not the ban ATM and dynamite Stupidity that can not be explained Butane Lighter Gun Safety Lesson Ends in Death Man Dies Teaching Gun Safety Gun Safety Lessons Gun safety lesson that won't be for "if you think that's scary" Fireworks blow Jhb man apart Mom said don't play with fireworks! Length more important than function Kirk Cameron's 'Origin Of Species' Man shoots self while teaching fire man shoots himself in the head whil Deathbed Confession Imperial man shoots himself in the Gun Safety for Loonies Adolf Award Man Teaching Gun Safety Shoots Hims two men killed by car wile fighting Man fatally shot while giving gun s Found One!!! Man Teaching Girlfriend About Gun S Man kills self teaching firearms sa Gun Safety Demonstration Gun Safety Man is fatally shot during his gun gun safety Gun Safety went to his head Man shoots himself! Man Shoots Self In Head Teaching Gi Czech teacher killed in zorbing acc Missouri Man Teaching Girlfriend Ab Al-Qaeda Gutless Wonder Man Accidently Shoots Himself Man teaching gun safety shoots and Man Shoots Self in Head Man teaches gun safety to his girl. Chattanooga man's jump in flood wat Imperial man shoots himself in the Gun Safety demo turns deadly Mini Bus-ted! prank lands jailer in hospital "Gun Safety Demonstration" Safety First Pumpkin !! How Not to Demonstrate Gun Safety Handgun DIY Man Shoots Himself in Head Imperial man shoots himself in the Unsafe Firearm Safety Lesson 5$ Bet leads to possible drowning Man shoot himself in head Third Time's a Charm Eastern Missouri man dies after sho Gun Safety Bullets and Vices don't mix Sports car has seven airbags but... Imperial man shoots himself Man Fatally Shoots Self While Teach Man Shoots Self While Teaching Fire Mo. man shoots himself in head Man shoots self teaching fun safety All in the family Gun Safety Gone Wrong firearm safety Two men killed by car while fightin Lessons in Gun Safety man shoots self teaching gun safety Prank lands Bandera jailer in hospi Man shoots self while teaching fire Earphones and Traintracks Man Shoots Self in Head Deputies believe alcohol was involv 4 dead in fragrance spray Man Shoots Self While Teaching Gun Man bets he can swim acros flood Gun safety demo leads to fatal shot Man shoots himself in the head whil Firearm Safety man shoots self in head teaching Gun safety death Gun Safety Gone Wrong GUN SAFETY Man shoots self showing gun safety MO man accidentally kills himself w Imperial man shoots himself in the Down by the River Side Burglar leaves his Facebook page on Gun Safety Lesson Turns Fatal 2 killed, 2 missing as storms drenc Deadly Gun Safety Demonstration Death Match on Highway Nomination Man startled by cat, shoots self Teen with headphones hit by train Raising the Dead Two men killed fighting in highway Splitting Headache? Highway Brawl Fighters Flattened in Highway Hijin Train Podding wrestling on highway kills two Way to go Dummy Two Men Hit and Killed While Fighti Two men die while fighting in road NM man falls to his death re-enacti highway rumble Ghost hunt turns tragic NM man falls to death re-enacting Officials ID 2 men killed while fig Drowned Prince Highway Brawlers Killed Motorcycle vs RV Good Place for a Fight Illinois men struck, killed while f Jogger Killed 2 killed after fight spills out ont The cure for road rage Men killed while fighting on hwy Two men fighting on Wisconsin road Drink driver died - car hit tree Fatal Highway Fisticuffs Two men killed by car while fightin men run over fighting in road Choked eating french stick man choked eating french stick Tree Trimmer Dies When He Cuts Wron Man killed in Conroe wreck of SUV c Trimmer Dies Cutging Wrong Limb Off Duty Cop On His Motorcycle Samurai Sword vs. Intruder Disassembling a grenede for selling Mushrooms under the hill chinese looses head Pesticides - not for humans Missing the train Man pleads guilty to insurance frau Man found dead stuck in horse Reborn to fight World War III Maybe, just maybe, God doesnt care Lane Splitting Man shocked with 100,000 volts of e Stealing copper + Electocution Expolisive mole killer Woman dies hunting ghosts inToronto Blows up building: killed The building was still "LIVE" What to do with a mole?... Imperial Cuisine Don't use Chicken Wire bridges A good try Man Tows Mobile Home On Blocks jumpin the train Follow The White Rabbit Ghost Hunter Plunges to Death Ghost hunter finds one. Altar Ego Man versus Rabbit Ghost hunter haunts building Ghoster becomes the Ghostee Ghost hunter falls to death Ghost hunter Not to be used for that other use Hugged himself to death Man killed in church after stone al Facebook cry out Can't Swim? Get out of the pool! "Shhh...Be vewwy, vewwy, quiet... Potato Launcher Turned Pipe Bomb Man Shoched After Chasing Rabbit So much for packing a, um, rod So much for packing a, um, rod streaker with a difference Coming! Down. Kopf aus dem Auto gesteckt, Tod! Motorcyclist vs. RV Mailbox Hiroshima Ridership revoked Killed by his ego Speeding through Stop Sign Car set ablaze after Joliet woman Ka-Boom! Woman uses lighter to chec A climb too far drowned holding breath underwater Beer Stampede Ignored previous submission Driver removes keys to save petrol smoking in bed with oxygen tank Tourist jammed under gravestone Lighter fuel Riding out wildfires in a hot tub Kinston man fatally wounds himself and jack came timbling after Deadly Bridge F'n Fool Films Fat Folks For Fun I'm Not Too Drunk to Drive Man Dies after Eating Fentany Patch

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