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Billings man dies while fleeing pol
Safe-crackers blow selves up
Tsunamidiots
Missouri Moron Teaching Girlfriend
Do the Lococution
woman leaping into polar bear enclo
"Wait, is that too much dyna..."
Is there gas in that?
nipple cripple
Bank Blast
Bank Robbers kill themselves
Near miss: I promise it won't explo
oktoberfest piss fall
Man kills twin brother while parkin
Beim Pinkeln in den Tod gestürzt
The origin of the word "overkill"
teen leaps
Belgian robbery suspects die blowin
Extreme Parkour
Extreme Parkour
Bank robbers blow up self, not safe
Missouri Man Teaching Girlfriend Ab
death by peeing
blown up casmachine
Man charged after prank
deadly pee
Body recovered from wreckage in Din
Bankrobbers blow up themselves
Died while peeing
Gangsters blow themselves up
Two robbers die when blowing up ATM
Death by urinating
Bank robbers
Bankblowers
Bank robbers blow themselves up
Man inserts ballpoint pen into ure
Just an update
Date with a locomotive
Enlarge Your Penis!!!!
A cobbler should stick to his last.
ATM thieves.
Bank robbers blowup bank&self
The ATM mishap
Record bank robbery
Double Darwin Awards in Belgium
Bank Kaboom
Two robbers dynamited themselves
Bankrobbers blow themselves up
Optimistic thugs
Bank robbers killed by own dynamite
Would-be robbers blow themselves up
Bankrobbers
go with a bang!
Debt crushed
Blown up
easy money or fast burial
ATM blast
Burn burglar
Tellerblast
Bankrobbers blow themselves up
Bank robber blows up himself
Dynamite, Not for everything.
Too much Dynamite
Gangster blows himself, not the ban
ATM and dynamite
Stupidity that can not be explained
Butane Lighter
Gun Safety Lesson Ends in Death
Man Dies Teaching Gun Safety
Gun Safety Lessons
Gun safety lesson that won't be for
"if you think that's scary"
Fireworks blow Jhb man apart
Mom said don't play with fireworks!
Length more important than function
Kirk Cameron's 'Origin Of Species'
Man shoots self while teaching fire
man shoots himself in the head whil
Deathbed Confession
Imperial man shoots himself in the
Gun Safety for Loonies
Adolf Award
Man Teaching Gun Safety Shoots Hims
two men killed by car wile fighting
Man fatally shot while giving gun s
Found One!!!
Man Teaching Girlfriend About Gun S
Man kills self teaching firearms sa
Gun Safety Demonstration
Gun Safety
Man is fatally shot during his gun
gun safety
Gun Safety went to his head
Man shoots himself!
Man Shoots Self In Head Teaching Gi
Czech teacher killed in zorbing acc
Missouri Man Teaching Girlfriend Ab
Al-Qaeda Gutless Wonder
Man Accidently Shoots Himself
Man teaching gun safety shoots and
Man Shoots Self in Head
Man teaches gun safety to his girl.
Chattanooga man's jump in flood wat
Imperial man shoots himself in the
Gun Safety demo turns deadly
Mini Bus-ted!
prank lands jailer in hospital
"Gun Safety Demonstration"
Safety First Pumpkin !!
How Not to Demonstrate Gun Safety
Handgun DIY
Man Shoots Himself in Head
Imperial man shoots himself in the
Unsafe Firearm Safety Lesson
5$ Bet leads to possible drowning
Man shoot himself in head
Third Time's a Charm
Eastern Missouri man dies after sho
Gun Safety
Bullets and Vices don't mix
Sports car has seven airbags but...
Imperial man shoots himself
Man Fatally Shoots Self While Teach
Man Shoots Self While Teaching Fire
Mo. man shoots himself in head
Man shoots self teaching fun safety
All in the family
Gun Safety Gone Wrong
firearm safety
Two men killed by car while fightin
Lessons in Gun Safety
man shoots self teaching gun safety
Prank lands Bandera jailer in hospi
Man shoots self while teaching fire
Earphones and Traintracks
Man Shoots Self in Head
Deputies believe alcohol was involv
4 dead in fragrance spray
Man Shoots Self While Teaching Gun
Man bets he can swim acros flood
Gun safety demo leads to fatal shot
Man shoots himself in the head whil
Firearm Safety
man shoots self in head teaching
Gun safety death
Gun Safety Gone Wrong
GUN SAFETY
Man shoots self showing gun safety
MO man accidentally kills himself w
Imperial man shoots himself in the
Down by the River Side
Burglar leaves his Facebook page on
Gun Safety Lesson Turns Fatal
2 killed, 2 missing as storms drenc
Deadly Gun Safety Demonstration
Death Match on Highway
Nomination
Man startled by cat, shoots self
Teen with headphones hit by train
Raising the Dead
Two men killed fighting in highway
Splitting Headache?
Highway Brawl
Fighters Flattened in Highway Hijin
Train Podding
wrestling on highway kills two
Way to go Dummy
Two Men Hit and Killed While Fighti
Two men die while fighting in road
NM man falls to his death re-enacti
highway rumble
Ghost hunt turns tragic
NM man falls to death re-enacting
Officials ID 2 men killed while fig
Drowned Prince
Highway Brawlers Killed
Motorcycle vs RV
Good Place for a Fight
Illinois men struck, killed while f
Jogger Killed
2 killed after fight spills out ont
The cure for road rage
Men killed while fighting on hwy
Two men fighting on Wisconsin road
Drink driver died - car hit tree
Fatal Highway Fisticuffs
Two men killed by car while fightin
men run over fighting in road
Choked eating french stick
man choked eating french stick
Tree Trimmer Dies When He Cuts Wron
Man killed in Conroe wreck of SUV c
Trimmer Dies Cutging Wrong Limb
Off Duty Cop On His Motorcycle
Samurai Sword vs. Intruder
Disassembling a grenede for selling
Mushrooms under the hill
chinese looses head
Pesticides - not for humans
Missing the train
Man pleads guilty to insurance frau
Man found dead stuck in horse
Reborn to fight World War III
Maybe, just maybe, God doesnt care
Lane Splitting
Man shocked with 100,000 volts of e
Stealing copper + Electocution
Expolisive mole killer
Woman dies hunting ghosts inToronto
Blows up building: killed
The building was still "LIVE"
What to do with a mole?...
Imperial Cuisine
Don't use Chicken Wire bridges
A good try
Man Tows Mobile Home On Blocks
jumpin the train
Follow The White Rabbit
Ghost Hunter Plunges to Death
Ghost hunter finds one.
Altar Ego
Man versus Rabbit
Ghost hunter haunts building
Ghoster becomes the Ghostee
Ghost hunter falls to death
Ghost hunter
Not to be used for that other use
Hugged himself to death
Man killed in church after stone al
Facebook cry out
Can't Swim? Get out of the pool!
"Shhh...Be vewwy, vewwy, quiet...
Potato Launcher Turned Pipe Bomb
Man Shoched After Chasing Rabbit
So much for packing a, um, rod
So much for packing a, um, rod
streaker with a difference
Coming! Down.
Kopf aus dem Auto gesteckt, Tod!
Motorcyclist vs. RV
Mailbox Hiroshima
Ridership revoked
Killed by his ego
Speeding through Stop Sign
Car set ablaze after Joliet woman
Ka-Boom! Woman uses lighter to chec
A climb too far
drowned holding breath underwater
Beer Stampede
Ignored previous submission
Driver removes keys to save petrol
smoking in bed with oxygen tank
Tourist jammed under gravestone
Lighter fuel
Riding out wildfires in a hot tub
Kinston man fatally wounds himself
and jack came timbling after
Deadly Bridge
F'n Fool Films Fat Folks For Fun
I'm Not Too Drunk to Drive
Man Dies after Eating Fentany Patch
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2009 September Slush Pile Rejects

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Billings man dies while fleeing pol

Safe-crackers blow selves up

Tsunamidiots

Missouri Moron Teaching Girlfriend

Do the Lococution

woman leaping into polar bear enclo

"Wait, is that too much dyna..."

Is there gas in that?

nipple cripple

Bank Blast

Bank Robbers kill themselves

Near miss: I promise it won't explo

oktoberfest piss fall

Man kills twin brother while parkin

Beim Pinkeln in den Tod gestürzt

The origin of the word "overkill"

teen leaps

Belgian robbery suspects die blowin

Extreme Parkour

Extreme Parkour

Bank robbers blow up self, not safe

Missouri Man Teaching Girlfriend Ab

death by peeing

blown up casmachine

Man charged after prank

deadly pee

Body recovered from wreckage in Din

Bankrobbers blow up themselves

Died while peeing

Gangsters blow themselves up

Two robbers die when blowing up ATM

Death by urinating

Bank robbers

Bankblowers

Bank robbers blow themselves up

Man inserts ballpoint pen into ure

Just an update

Date with a locomotive

Enlarge Your Penis!!!!

A cobbler should stick to his last.

ATM thieves.

Bank robbers blowup bank&self

The ATM mishap

Record bank robbery

Double Darwin Awards in Belgium

Bank Kaboom

Two robbers dynamited themselves

Bankrobbers blow themselves up

Optimistic thugs

Bank robbers killed by own dynamite

Would-be robbers blow themselves up

Bankrobbers

go with a bang!

Debt crushed

Blown up

easy money or fast burial

ATM blast

Burn burglar

Tellerblast

Bankrobbers blow themselves up

Bank robber blows up himself

Dynamite, Not for everything.

Too much Dynamite

Gangster blows himself, not the ban

ATM and dynamite

Stupidity that can not be explained

Butane Lighter

Gun Safety Lesson Ends in Death

Man Dies Teaching Gun Safety

Gun Safety Lessons

Gun safety lesson that won't be for

"if you think that's scary"

Fireworks blow Jhb man apart

Mom said don't play with fireworks!

Length more important than function

Kirk Cameron's 'Origin Of Species'

Man shoots self while teaching fire

man shoots himself in the head whil

Deathbed Confession

Imperial man shoots himself in the

Gun Safety for Loonies

Adolf Award

Man Teaching Gun Safety Shoots Hims

two men killed by car wile fighting

Man fatally shot while giving gun s

Found One!!!

Man Teaching Girlfriend About Gun S

Man kills self teaching firearms sa

Gun Safety Demonstration

Gun Safety

Man is fatally shot during his gun

gun safety

Gun Safety went to his head

Man shoots himself!

Man Shoots Self In Head Teaching Gi

Czech teacher killed in zorbing acc

Missouri Man Teaching Girlfriend Ab

Al-Qaeda Gutless Wonder

Man Accidently Shoots Himself

Man teaching gun safety shoots and

Man Shoots Self in Head

Man teaches gun safety to his girl.

Chattanooga man's jump in flood wat

Imperial man shoots himself in the

Gun Safety demo turns deadly

Mini Bus-ted!

prank lands jailer in hospital

"Gun Safety Demonstration"

Safety First Pumpkin !!

How Not to Demonstrate Gun Safety

Handgun DIY

Man Shoots Himself in Head

Imperial man shoots himself in the

Unsafe Firearm Safety Lesson

5$ Bet leads to possible drowning

Man shoot himself in head

Third Time's a Charm

Eastern Missouri man dies after sho

Gun Safety

Bullets and Vices don't mix

Sports car has seven airbags but...

Imperial man shoots himself

Man Fatally Shoots Self While Teach

Man Shoots Self While Teaching Fire

Mo. man shoots himself in head

Man shoots self teaching fun safety

All in the family

Gun Safety Gone Wrong

firearm safety

Two men killed by car while fightin

Lessons in Gun Safety

man shoots self teaching gun safety

Prank lands Bandera jailer in hospi

Man shoots self while teaching fire

Earphones and Traintracks

Man Shoots Self in Head

Deputies believe alcohol was involv

4 dead in fragrance spray

Man Shoots Self While Teaching Gun

Man bets he can swim acros flood

Gun safety demo leads to fatal shot

Man shoots himself in the head whil

Firearm Safety

man shoots self in head teaching

Gun safety death

Gun Safety Gone Wrong

GUN SAFETY

Man shoots self showing gun safety

MO man accidentally kills himself w

Imperial man shoots himself in the

Down by the River Side

Burglar leaves his Facebook page on

Gun Safety Lesson Turns Fatal

2 killed, 2 missing as storms drenc

Deadly Gun Safety Demonstration

Death Match on Highway

Nomination

Man startled by cat, shoots self

Teen with headphones hit by train

Raising the Dead

Two men killed fighting in highway

Splitting Headache?

Highway Brawl

Fighters Flattened in Highway Hijin

Train Podding

wrestling on highway kills two

Way to go Dummy

Two Men Hit and Killed While Fighti

Two men die while fighting in road

NM man falls to his death re-enacti

highway rumble

Ghost hunt turns tragic

NM man falls to death re-enacting

Officials ID 2 men killed while fig

Drowned Prince

Highway Brawlers Killed

Motorcycle vs RV

Good Place for a Fight

Illinois men struck, killed while f

Jogger Killed

2 killed after fight spills out ont

The cure for road rage

Men killed while fighting on hwy

Two men fighting on Wisconsin road

Drink driver died - car hit tree

Fatal Highway Fisticuffs

Two men killed by car while fightin

men run over fighting in road

Choked eating french stick

man choked eating french stick

Tree Trimmer Dies When He Cuts Wron

Man killed in Conroe wreck of SUV c

Trimmer Dies Cutging Wrong Limb

Off Duty Cop On His Motorcycle

Samurai Sword vs. Intruder

Disassembling a grenede for selling

Mushrooms under the hill

chinese looses head

Pesticides - not for humans

Missing the train

Man pleads guilty to insurance frau

Man found dead stuck in horse

Reborn to fight World War III

Maybe, just maybe, God doesnt care

Lane Splitting

Man shocked with 100,000 volts of e

Stealing copper + Electocution

Expolisive mole killer

Woman dies hunting ghosts inToronto

Blows up building: killed

The building was still "LIVE"

What to do with a mole?...

Imperial Cuisine

Don't use Chicken Wire bridges

A good try

Man Tows Mobile Home On Blocks

jumpin the train

Follow The White Rabbit

Ghost Hunter Plunges to Death

Ghost hunter finds one.

Altar Ego

Man versus Rabbit

Ghost hunter haunts building

Ghoster becomes the Ghostee

Ghost hunter falls to death

Ghost hunter

Not to be used for that other use

Hugged himself to death

Man killed in church after stone al

Facebook cry out

Can't Swim? Get out of the pool!

"Shhh...Be vewwy, vewwy, quiet...

Potato Launcher Turned Pipe Bomb

Man Shoched After Chasing Rabbit

So much for packing a, um, rod

So much for packing a, um, rod

streaker with a difference

Coming! Down.

Kopf aus dem Auto gesteckt, Tod!

Motorcyclist vs. RV

Mailbox Hiroshima

Ridership revoked

Killed by his ego

Speeding through Stop Sign

Car set ablaze after Joliet woman

Ka-Boom! Woman uses lighter to chec

A climb too far

drowned holding breath underwater

Beer Stampede

Ignored previous submission

Driver removes keys to save petrol

smoking in bed with oxygen tank

Tourist jammed under gravestone

Lighter fuel

Riding out wildfires in a hot tub

Kinston man fatally wounds himself

and jack came timbling after

Deadly Bridge

F'n Fool Films Fat Folks For Fun

I'm Not Too Drunk to Drive

Man Dies after Eating Fentany Patch

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