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Man who had been drinking refuses r Woman uses lighter to check gas can AP-US--California Wildfires-Hot Tub Don't drink & roll the car over you Dammit I'm Not Too Drunk To...CRASH fire whith fire One really hot tub califorina hottie hot tubs can't stop fires 2 injured riding out fire in backya The Hottest Maiden Love... it hurts to death Man accidentally shoots himself in For Want of a CFL Man Killed by Condom No surprise when gas and lighter mi Woman burned after using lighter to Woman Burned While Checking Gas Man shoots self in standoff with ’p Woman uses lighter to check gas can Don't flic your BIC by a gas can Bad move: lighter and gas can no ma Car set ablaze after Joliet woman u Face OFF Uses a lighter to check Gas can lvl Check gas, better get my lighter.. Car set ablaze after Joliet woman u Italian train follies Well Preserved Body found in petrol tank Bear bites the hand that fed it Bank Robbery Demand Written on Traf Speed Demons Catch Fire Robbery + Spray Paint +Face = D.E.D spray painting face to hide identit South Carolina Robber Dies After Sp Robber spray paints face--dies Robber dies spraypainting Man dies after spray painting face Robber Dies after using spray paint 'Critical' teen left ward for pub TheStar.com | GTA | Man, 27, critic Man dies after dive into fountain Ignorance Personified Vaccines aren't that safe... Teen driver killed trying to save p P-plater crashed after turning off P Plate Death death by stupidly P-plater crashed after turning off Saving Petrol Save Gas by Turning Off Engine Petrol saving strategy Look ma! No key! P-plater crashed after turning off P-plater crashed after turning off P-plater crashed after turning off GFC claims another victim 4 iInjured in cat rescue attempt Saving fuel Petrol Saver! Crashed after turning off Engine P-plater crashed after turning off Saving fuel causes death Crashed after turning off engine Teen's ignorance was fatal Saving petrol costs lives Dying to save petrol while driving Saving Petrol P-plater crashed after turning off Teen's ignorance was fatal steering locks kill Horse rider Man Killed by own boat Stupid Boat Tricks Sebastopol man's thrill ride ends i Carbon Monoxide and DVDs don't mix Happy Birthday? 17year old jumps into death Boy vs 75mph Train Partygoer killed by bulldozer Update On Jean-Baptiste Lully Fixing microwave with a knife spray paint bandit Robbery suspect spray-paints face f Was golden disguise a death mask? Watching video in the car Robbery suspect spray-paints face Man dies watching movies in garage Movie Watcher Dies in Garage A $20,000 DVD Player Deathtrap North Houston man dies watching mov Man dies watching movies in garage Man dies watching movies in his gar pocket rockets Man Dies After Falling off Escalato Suspected drunk flees, flips, die Repairing a microwave Man Crushed Beneath House Trailer Fried fixing genius Barbaque and cuttings Macho man Plunged the dagger into his chest. Captain Dynamite Handrails are for hands only! A young kills himself with a knife Young manhood knife on the chest Student drowns while testing concre Money in the fastlane A 24-year old man stabs himself 21-year-old injured at Man dies after stabbing himself In the name of bravery Self-stabbing Party at the beach One man dead Boater Missing In Lake Erie Electric Cigarette Lighter 21, drunk, dead, stupid Riding the rails Crash injures Dutchess motorcyclist Naked man's Deadly Dive in Fountain Man dies after dive into fountain Snap frozen for freshness 20-year-old killed trying to walk a icehead Man dies after dive into fountain Killed after diving into fountain Inmate dies trying to escape in Sai Jumping headfirst into a fountain Diving to Death in Toronto Portland bicyclist hurt in flap wit One Last Parking Spot Woman feeds self to bear. Roof Plunge Propane Sniffer Honourable Mention A robbery? Please show your ID... Add Water = Instant Shrapnel Woman crushed in freak accident Driver dies in fiery crash homemade bazooka A Hot Idea Road Rage Update to "Road Rage done Rong" Motorcycle vs Motor Home Swimming St. Mary's Glacier Arabs crash 200M$ Airbus Woman crushed by own SUV in Calgary Lenin Statue Kills Drunk Belarusian Ouch! Hijacker shoots himself in the groi Don't reach up unlesr you mean it. Kid copies youtube bananna fire vid Biker Killed in Road-rage Encounter Road-Rage gone Rong Don't Worry Sis! Its only blanks! Motorcycle v RV Ventura biker killed in freeway roa Motorcyclist dies in apparent road- our hero http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new Motorcyclist v. RV, part duex Suicide by RV Man Impaled by Glass Man killed by window Plateglass window death Alberta Oilman Takes a Walk Biker Killed in Road Rage Accident Man impaled on shop window dies motorcyclist vs RV Really SLOW motorcyclist Don't feed the bears Feeding the bears Motorcyclist dies in apparent road- Man who pushed woman through shop w DON'T FEED THE BEARS Man impaled on shard of window Man killed by window shard after ro Bungled Copper theft suffocates 2 Lenin still knocking them over Lenin statue collapses, kills man i Don't Feed the Bears... What Else Could They Do? Young Belorussian dies of Lenin han Teenage boy dies at railway depot Fell asleep on the railroad tracks. Teen Killed After Fall From Roof of Car Surfing Coroner: Man shot self by accident Okie Nooder loses more than fingers Car-Surfing Teen Dead After Fall From Car Roof Man who killed lawn walker Mistaken Mix Man Jumps from Bahia Belle A Bridge too Far She had the hots for him Greek fire Man falls four stories as he rappel Playing with fireworks how to become optimus prime Woman Sues College: Can't Get A Job car surfing Drunk Car Surfing Skate Boarding for Dummies Car Surfer Killed 'Monkey boy' killed after climbing Monkey boy' killed by touching 66,0 wedged in a window second story man dies Turd Burner car surfing in Montreal, Canada Teenager's pylon death Man dies in drain Snake bites Monk Man dies skateboarding down highway Skateboarder killed on highway Low-hanging pants caused fatal guns

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