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Young manhood knife on the chest

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Bing Translated:

Seville young who died in Cádiz barbecue pinchó as a parade before your friends decrease text size increase text size El joven sevillano que murió en la barbacoa de Cádiz se pinchó como un alarde ante sus amigos Emergency services acted in a hundred times. THE VOICE ABC. CADIZ updated Tuesday, 18-08-09 to 15: 51 Investigations initiated in relation to the death of a Seville 24 years young resulted with stab wounds in the Carranza in Cádiz, BBQ night determined that the event was accidental. Close to research sources explained Europe Press to the event was accidental, coming to be described as "misfortune" by the forensic specialist practiced the autopsy the body. According to the same sources, the young smote with a blade just cut a , seccionó however, an artery centimeter causing death. Finally, indicated that police investigation is closed and, once practised the autopsy, the body was available to the relatives of the deceased. Of the pajaritos

The deceased young, neighbour of the Sevillian quarter of the pajaritos, was buried at 11. 15 hours today in the San Fernando City Cemetery.

There was no discussion or fight. I seem to match all witnesses event which ended the life of a young after last Saturday in La Victoria Beach BBQ . As it has been able to know La Voz de Cádiz, first statements agree that the reason led to autolesionar are and nailing a knife in the chest was trivial. Reportedly, proved to be more a parade, a demonstration of worthiness before one of his friends, which wanted to ratify that it was prepared to defend in any situation. And to attest to this, the blade was carried chest and is it clavó, according to be has been known from various sources. So shallow was wound - hardly a centimeter and medium-that neither the young nor half-dozen friends that accompanied him gave greater importance because even sangraba in abundance . According to the first testimonies, who accompanied him approached you the shore and refrescaron you to return to the feast. However, prick had caused serious damage. Afalta know the autopsy report seems that the weapon of small dimensions, could affect you an artery and the pleura due to the extreme thinness of the victim. Bleeding Reportedly, the wound resulted in an internal haemorrhage which nobody realized until last half an hour, when the State of the young man was getting worse and awoke the alarm among your friends. It was then, when they decided to call an ambulance. Four less twenty in the morning, 112 received the call and feedback to the place of the facts, where it was in stop cardiorespiratoria and without pulse by hemoneumotórax and came to its resuscitation. The young joined even with life in Hospital Puerta del Mar, but their situation was degraded in the Sunday until die early in the afternoon. The young had moved from the known quarter of the three houses of Seville, where lived until Cadiz with several family and friends to join the massive celebration of BBQ. This was the most important actions conducted during the Saturday night emergencies, which also had to act in more than 100 occasions services. Most of them were related etílicas poisonings and twelve of these cases took to transfer to hospital. Also, the local police also was forced to act in several riots that have not created greater consequences related in many cases the refusal of wizards to leave the beach at the scheduled time.

Submitted on 08/18/2009

Submitted by: Juan Miguel C.G
Reference: http://www.abcdesevilla.es/20090818/nacional-sevilla-actualidad/joven-sevillano-murio-barbacoa-20090

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James said:
Definitely Toss: Lacks Excellence
It sounds like the victim carried a knife close to his chest (apparently an act of bravado, something Spaniards are legendary for), received a minor cut at some point during a wine-filled evening in Cadiz (Spain, been there), and bled to death. In the end, nothing out of the ordinary, and the authorities call it an accident. I don't see any egregious stupidity here, but we DO appreciate the submission, Juan Miguel!


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Aside from what James said, we've already received multiple submissions of this story. Thanks just the same.


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