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Drunk Car Surfing

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A 37-year-old male was killed Monday night in Abilene after falling off the top of a pickup truck, and the driver of the pickup was charged with intoxication manslaughter.

The victim was identified today as Lance Moore. He was transported to Hendrick Medical Center and was pronounced dead by Justice of the Peace Bryan Smith at 8:53 p.m.

The driver of the pickup was identified today as 48-year-old Robert Lewis Taylor. He was arrested for intoxication manslaughter and was transported to Taylor County Jail.

According to Abilene Police Sgt. Doug Wrenn, Moore was one of two male passengers riding in the bed of the pickup. He then climbed onto the truck’s cab as it drove west on Highway 80, and then onto the hood.

After “car-surfing,” the man fell off the cab and was run over by the same vehicle, Wrenn said.

The driver is a suspect for DWI, and alcohol may be involved with the deceased passenger.

Wrenn said the fatality is the seventh this year involving DWI and 10th total.

The pickup was carrying five people when the accident occurred about 8:32 p.m. just west of Judge Ely Boulevard in the 800 block of East Highway 80.

Submitted on 08/05/2009

Submitted by: Anonymous
Reference: Abilene Reporter News, 8/4/2009

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>> Moderator Scores <<

Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, but we've already received this story. Car surfing is simply way too common these days.


Candi said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
What Bruce said.


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