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Man who had been drinking refuses r
Woman uses lighter to check gas can
AP-US--California Wildfires-Hot Tub
Don't drink & roll the car over you
Dammit I'm Not Too Drunk To...CRASH
fire whith fire
One really hot tub
califorina hottie
hot tubs can't stop fires
2 injured riding out fire in backya
The Hottest Maiden
Love... it hurts to death
Man accidentally shoots himself in
For Want of a CFL
Man Killed by Condom
No surprise when gas and lighter mi
Woman burned after using lighter to
Woman Burned While Checking Gas
Man shoots self in standoff with ’p
Woman uses lighter to check gas can
Don't flic your BIC by a gas can
Bad move: lighter and gas can no ma
Car set ablaze after Joliet woman u
Face OFF
Uses a lighter to check Gas can lvl
Check gas, better get my lighter..
Car set ablaze after Joliet woman u
Italian train follies
Well Preserved
Body found in petrol tank
Bear bites the hand that fed it
Bank Robbery Demand Written on Traf
Speed Demons Catch Fire
Robbery + Spray Paint +Face = D.E.D
spray painting face to hide identit
South Carolina Robber Dies After Sp
Robber spray paints face--dies
Robber dies spraypainting
Man dies after spray painting face
Robber Dies after using spray paint
'Critical' teen left ward for pub
TheStar.com | GTA | Man, 27, critic
Man dies after dive into fountain
Ignorance Personified
Vaccines aren't that safe...
Teen driver killed trying to save p
P-plater crashed after turning off
P Plate Death
death by stupidly
P-plater crashed after turning off
Saving Petrol
Save Gas by Turning Off Engine
Petrol saving strategy
Look ma! No key!
P-plater crashed after turning off
P-plater crashed after turning off
P-plater crashed after turning off
GFC claims another victim
4 iInjured in cat rescue attempt
Saving fuel
Petrol Saver!
Crashed after turning off Engine
P-plater crashed after turning off
Saving fuel causes death
Crashed after turning off engine
Teen's ignorance was fatal
Saving petrol costs lives
Dying to save petrol while driving
Saving Petrol
P-plater crashed after turning off
Teen's ignorance was fatal
steering locks kill
Horse rider
Man Killed by own boat
Stupid Boat Tricks
Sebastopol man's thrill ride ends i
Carbon Monoxide and DVDs don't mix
Happy Birthday?
17year old jumps into death
Boy vs 75mph Train
Partygoer killed by bulldozer
Update On Jean-Baptiste Lully
Fixing microwave with a knife
spray paint bandit
Robbery suspect spray-paints face f
Was golden disguise a death mask?
Watching video in the car
Robbery suspect spray-paints face
Man dies watching movies in garage
Movie Watcher Dies in Garage
A $20,000 DVD Player Deathtrap
North Houston man dies watching mov
Man dies watching movies in garage
Man dies watching movies in his gar
pocket rockets
Man Dies After Falling off Escalato
Suspected drunk flees, flips, die
Repairing a microwave
Man Crushed Beneath House Trailer
Fried fixing genius
Barbaque and cuttings
Macho man
Plunged the dagger into his chest.
Captain Dynamite
Handrails are for hands only!
A young kills himself with a knife
Young manhood knife on the chest
Student drowns while testing concre
Money in the fastlane
A 24-year old man stabs himself
21-year-old injured at
Man dies after stabbing himself
In the name of bravery
Self-stabbing
Party at the beach
One man dead
Boater Missing In Lake Erie
Electric Cigarette Lighter
21, drunk, dead, stupid
Riding the rails
Crash injures Dutchess motorcyclist
Naked man's Deadly Dive in Fountain
Man dies after dive into fountain
Snap frozen for freshness
20-year-old killed trying to walk a
icehead
Man dies after dive into fountain
Killed after diving into fountain
Inmate dies trying to escape in Sai
Jumping headfirst into a fountain
Diving to Death in Toronto
Portland bicyclist hurt in flap wit
One Last Parking Spot
Woman feeds self to bear.
Roof Plunge
Propane Sniffer Honourable Mention
A robbery? Please show your ID...
Add Water = Instant Shrapnel
Woman crushed in freak accident
Driver dies in fiery crash
homemade bazooka
A Hot Idea
Road Rage
Update to "Road Rage done Rong"
Motorcycle vs Motor Home
Swimming St. Mary's Glacier
Arabs crash 200M$ Airbus
Woman crushed by own SUV in Calgary
Lenin Statue Kills Drunk Belarusian
Ouch!
Hijacker shoots himself in the groi
Don't reach up unlesr you mean it.
Kid copies youtube bananna fire vid
Biker Killed in Road-rage Encounter
Road-Rage gone Rong
Don't Worry Sis! Its only blanks!
Motorcycle v RV
Ventura biker killed in freeway roa
Motorcyclist dies in apparent road-
our hero
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new
Motorcyclist v. RV, part duex
Suicide by RV
Man Impaled by Glass
Man killed by window
Plateglass window death
Alberta Oilman Takes a Walk
Biker Killed in Road Rage Accident
Man impaled on shop window dies
motorcyclist vs RV
Really SLOW motorcyclist
Don't feed the bears
Feeding the bears
Motorcyclist dies in apparent road-
Man who pushed woman through shop w
DON'T FEED THE BEARS
Man impaled on shard of window
Man killed by window shard after ro
Bungled Copper theft suffocates 2
Lenin still knocking them over
Lenin statue collapses, kills man i
Don't Feed the Bears...
What Else Could They Do?
Young Belorussian dies of Lenin han
Teenage boy dies at railway depot
Fell asleep on the railroad tracks.
Teen Killed After Fall From Roof of
Car Surfing
Coroner: Man shot self by accident
Okie Nooder loses more than fingers
Car-Surfing
Teen Dead After Fall From Car Roof
Man who killed lawn walker
Mistaken Mix
Man Jumps from Bahia Belle
A Bridge too Far
She had the hots for him
Greek fire
Man falls four stories as he rappel
Playing with fireworks
how to become optimus prime
Woman Sues College: Can't Get A Job
car surfing
Drunk Car Surfing
Skate Boarding for Dummies
Car Surfer Killed
'Monkey boy' killed after climbing
Monkey boy' killed by touching 66,0
wedged in a window
second story man dies
Turd Burner
car surfing in Montreal, Canada
Teenager's pylon death
Man dies in drain
Snake bites Monk
Man dies skateboarding down highway
Skateboarder killed on highway
Low-hanging pants caused fatal guns
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2009 August Slush Pile Rejects

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Man who had been drinking refuses r

Woman uses lighter to check gas can

AP-US--California Wildfires-Hot Tub

Don't drink & roll the car over you

Dammit I'm Not Too Drunk To...CRASH

fire whith fire

One really hot tub

califorina hottie

hot tubs can't stop fires

2 injured riding out fire in backya

The Hottest Maiden

Love... it hurts to death

Man accidentally shoots himself in

For Want of a CFL

Man Killed by Condom

No surprise when gas and lighter mi

Woman burned after using lighter to

Woman Burned While Checking Gas

Man shoots self in standoff with ’p

Woman uses lighter to check gas can

Don't flic your BIC by a gas can

Bad move: lighter and gas can no ma

Car set ablaze after Joliet woman u

Face OFF

Uses a lighter to check Gas can lvl

Check gas, better get my lighter..

Car set ablaze after Joliet woman u

Italian train follies

Well Preserved

Body found in petrol tank

Bear bites the hand that fed it

Bank Robbery Demand Written on Traf

Speed Demons Catch Fire

Robbery + Spray Paint +Face = D.E.D

spray painting face to hide identit

South Carolina Robber Dies After Sp

Robber spray paints face--dies

Robber dies spraypainting

Man dies after spray painting face

Robber Dies after using spray paint

'Critical' teen left ward for pub

TheStar.com | GTA | Man, 27, critic

Man dies after dive into fountain

Ignorance Personified

Vaccines aren't that safe...

Teen driver killed trying to save p

P-plater crashed after turning off

P Plate Death

death by stupidly

P-plater crashed after turning off

Saving Petrol

Save Gas by Turning Off Engine

Petrol saving strategy

Look ma! No key!

P-plater crashed after turning off

P-plater crashed after turning off

P-plater crashed after turning off

GFC claims another victim

4 iInjured in cat rescue attempt

Saving fuel

Petrol Saver!

Crashed after turning off Engine

P-plater crashed after turning off

Saving fuel causes death

Crashed after turning off engine

Teen's ignorance was fatal

Saving petrol costs lives

Dying to save petrol while driving

Saving Petrol

P-plater crashed after turning off

Teen's ignorance was fatal

steering locks kill

Horse rider

Man Killed by own boat

Stupid Boat Tricks

Sebastopol man's thrill ride ends i

Carbon Monoxide and DVDs don't mix

Happy Birthday?

17year old jumps into death

Boy vs 75mph Train

Partygoer killed by bulldozer

Update On Jean-Baptiste Lully

Fixing microwave with a knife

spray paint bandit

Robbery suspect spray-paints face f

Was golden disguise a death mask?

Watching video in the car

Robbery suspect spray-paints face

Man dies watching movies in garage

Movie Watcher Dies in Garage

A $20,000 DVD Player Deathtrap

North Houston man dies watching mov

Man dies watching movies in garage

Man dies watching movies in his gar

pocket rockets

Man Dies After Falling off Escalato

Suspected drunk flees, flips, die

Repairing a microwave

Man Crushed Beneath House Trailer

Fried fixing genius

Barbaque and cuttings

Macho man

Plunged the dagger into his chest.

Captain Dynamite

Handrails are for hands only!

A young kills himself with a knife

Young manhood knife on the chest

Student drowns while testing concre

Money in the fastlane

A 24-year old man stabs himself

21-year-old injured at

Man dies after stabbing himself

In the name of bravery

Self-stabbing

Party at the beach

One man dead

Boater Missing In Lake Erie

Electric Cigarette Lighter

21, drunk, dead, stupid

Riding the rails

Crash injures Dutchess motorcyclist

Naked man's Deadly Dive in Fountain

Man dies after dive into fountain

Snap frozen for freshness

20-year-old killed trying to walk a

icehead

Man dies after dive into fountain

Killed after diving into fountain

Inmate dies trying to escape in Sai

Jumping headfirst into a fountain

Diving to Death in Toronto

Portland bicyclist hurt in flap wit

One Last Parking Spot

Woman feeds self to bear.

Roof Plunge

Propane Sniffer Honourable Mention

A robbery? Please show your ID...

Add Water = Instant Shrapnel

Woman crushed in freak accident

Driver dies in fiery crash

homemade bazooka

A Hot Idea

Road Rage

Update to "Road Rage done Rong"

Motorcycle vs Motor Home

Swimming St. Mary's Glacier

Arabs crash 200M$ Airbus

Woman crushed by own SUV in Calgary

Lenin Statue Kills Drunk Belarusian

Ouch!

Hijacker shoots himself in the groi

Don't reach up unlesr you mean it.

Kid copies youtube bananna fire vid

Biker Killed in Road-rage Encounter

Road-Rage gone Rong

Don't Worry Sis! Its only blanks!

Motorcycle v RV

Ventura biker killed in freeway roa

Motorcyclist dies in apparent road-

our hero

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/new

Motorcyclist v. RV, part duex

Suicide by RV

Man Impaled by Glass

Man killed by window

Plateglass window death

Alberta Oilman Takes a Walk

Biker Killed in Road Rage Accident

Man impaled on shop window dies

motorcyclist vs RV

Really SLOW motorcyclist

Don't feed the bears

Feeding the bears

Motorcyclist dies in apparent road-

Man who pushed woman through shop w

DON'T FEED THE BEARS

Man impaled on shard of window

Man killed by window shard after ro

Bungled Copper theft suffocates 2

Lenin still knocking them over

Lenin statue collapses, kills man i

Don't Feed the Bears...

What Else Could They Do?

Young Belorussian dies of Lenin han

Teenage boy dies at railway depot

Fell asleep on the railroad tracks.

Teen Killed After Fall From Roof of

Car Surfing

Coroner: Man shot self by accident

Okie Nooder loses more than fingers

Car-Surfing

Teen Dead After Fall From Car Roof

Man who killed lawn walker

Mistaken Mix

Man Jumps from Bahia Belle

A Bridge too Far

She had the hots for him

Greek fire

Man falls four stories as he rappel

Playing with fireworks

how to become optimus prime

Woman Sues College: Can't Get A Job

car surfing

Drunk Car Surfing

Skate Boarding for Dummies

Car Surfer Killed

'Monkey boy' killed after climbing

Monkey boy' killed by touching 66,0

wedged in a window

second story man dies

Turd Burner

car surfing in Montreal, Canada

Teenager's pylon death

Man dies in drain

Snake bites Monk

Man dies skateboarding down highway

Skateboarder killed on highway

Low-hanging pants caused fatal guns

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