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2009 July Rejects

The good, the bad, the idiot Demolition derby official dies fro Extremely Distracted Drivers Members Only Mother drives minivan wrong way Climbing old sparky. Redneck Luxury Vehicle Delivery Inc Boy wanted to become transformer Boats Stay on Water for Lightning propane and cigarettes Move down wires with bare hands! Look...No hands! that's nice oh yeah i'm dumping you Man Falls to Death Homemade Chemical Warfare Anglesey pensioner died after fireb Russian “coolant glutton” dies tryi Psssst.... POW Teen killed by ride on big rig Boy drank gasoline to copy his TV h Brick Thieves Die Horribly as Build Teen blown out of pickup dies Man Loses iPhone Jumps to His Death Burglar Stuck in Window Dies Outback Steakhouse Drunk Driving, Texting, No Seatbelt Passing away at Brothels Teen's party Teen Accidentally Shoots Self Man refused liver transplant dies Teenage boy sucked into pool pump Work-release inmate fakes own kidna Submit forum easier Guy inside a truck Smoking kills PA Experimental Arc Solderer Coroner: Man shot self by accident squirrels-1 Man-0 And Don't Forget to Look Both Ways Mailbox kills woman leaning out of Coroner: Man shot self by accident Air Mattress Fix Causes Explosion Excretitory missle Man Shot Himself by Accident man dies in wheelie bin Teacher crushed in bin lorry "meals on wheels" Shocking Death, LOL Air Conditioning via Carbon Monoxid No Oxygen, but Cozy He Burned His Face off Again Dumb Bank Robber Man tries to fix airbed, blows up a Man dies after falling into vat of Seconds, Please German blows up flat with airbed Teacher's Crush Flat blown up in air bed accident Woman leans from truck, hits head There's a bear in my kitchen Twitter is one' Killer application! Ukrainian Talent Audition Goes Horr Airbed Blows Up Apartment Really Dumb Driver Man crushed inside rubbish Truck Relationship comes off the rails Truck Passenger Dies When Head Hits Bride's Bouquet is the Bomb Nonsense Knocked into His Head Wheelie bin man crushed to death Turner Dumpster Death Looking for the Parking Croc Tweeting to death Teacher in garbage truck Woman killed when she leans out of Wheelie bin man crushed to death Hwy 108 Runover Victim Dies Going Postal Woman/Truck Window/Mailbox Dumber than Dogs Wheelie bin man crushed to death Fireworks Head Big Bang Not a good place to sleep! Teen sucked into pool pump Scott Williams, 35, crushed to deat Woman dies after leaning out of tru Blumenthal style chef loses hands Car surfers with drunk driver Supposedly smart people win Darwins We're Bullish on Spain. Texting Teen falls down manhole L.A. Worker Killed... Woulbe rapist loses private parts Safety First Car theft gone wrong Man dragged through Toronto by trai Man dies after dive from cliff Teenage boy sucked into pool pump Teenage boy sucked into pool pump It's only a pair of goggles Teen sucked into a pool pump Memory Machine A ride down the tubes Man attacks car hood, dies HM: Texting Teen Falls Into Sewage The wedding bouquet hits the engine car roof surfin Future Darwinite: The Danger of WWT Surfing to death Fatal car surfing How Many Warning Lights Do You Need Gonne Fishing OMG. S#it Woman kills man during foreplay Russian Talent Show Not quite - but this guy is definit Stopped on a dime? Man dies from falling in chocolate Died from [obvious] lack of Oxigen Death by Chocolate I can't put my finger on it. Falling Into Vat of Choclate Suicide bomber kills only himself Emboscada de "Zetas" dibble man killed by freak firework Man blows himself up while fishing. Yet Another Dumb Copper Thief quad bike over cliff 'Car surfer' dies from injuries in car in fatal crash flies onto 14 Bing, Bang, and Crash Car Surfer Dies in Quebec Propane sniffer burned after lighti SUV Surfing One Last Cigarette Expreme Car Surfer dies in Montreal Robber Killed Urban Surfing No Charmed Exisitance Car surfing in Quebec Canadian Car Surfing with Charm Penis Amputation Propane sniffer burned after lighti Man dies from car surfing injuries Car Surfer Fish food Eastern Cape SA Initiations Skateboarder dies "skitching" Fishing With Dynamite Wife blows MI6 chief’s cover Boy asphyxiated on clothes line Pond Eddy man electrocuted Never doubt the gun is loaded Chano Baba's curve. Bradley soccer still healing from f Fishy business Respect me in the morning? Man climbs barricade and drowns Robber Killed with Own Gun David Caradine Plastic Surgery Done Cheap Balancing Act Exit where entered Two Separate Bridges? LOOK before You leap Bike rider killed at Anchorage inte He doubted the gun was loaded. Python stops genes from petowner Tattoos used to ID copper thief Sullivan County Man Electrocuted Gas Station Robbers Caught When The Don't let your Friends Drink & Saw POWER THIEF Michael Jackson Wins 2009 Darwin

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