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The good, the bad, the idiot
Demolition derby official dies fro
Extremely Distracted Drivers
Members Only
Mother drives minivan wrong way
Climbing old sparky.
Redneck Luxury Vehicle Delivery Inc
Boy wanted to become transformer
Boats Stay on Water for Lightning
propane and cigarettes
Move down wires with bare hands!
Look...No hands!
that's nice oh yeah i'm dumping you
Man Falls to Death
Homemade Chemical Warfare
Anglesey pensioner died after fireb
Russian “coolant glutton” dies tryi
Psssst.... POW
Teen killed by ride on big rig
Boy drank gasoline to copy his TV h
Brick Thieves Die Horribly as Build
Teen blown out of pickup dies
Man Loses iPhone Jumps to His Death
Burglar Stuck in Window Dies
Outback Steakhouse
Drunk Driving, Texting, No Seatbelt
Passing away at Brothels
Teen's party
Teen Accidentally Shoots Self
Man refused liver transplant dies
Teenage boy sucked into pool pump
Work-release inmate fakes own kidna
Submit forum easier
Guy inside a truck
Smoking kills
PA Experimental Arc Solderer
Coroner: Man shot self by accident
squirrels-1 Man-0
And Don't Forget to Look Both Ways
Mailbox kills woman leaning out of
Coroner: Man shot self by accident
Air Mattress Fix Causes Explosion
Excretitory missle
Man Shot Himself by Accident
man dies in wheelie bin
Teacher crushed in bin lorry
"meals on wheels"
Shocking Death, LOL
Air Conditioning via Carbon Monoxid
No Oxygen, but Cozy
He Burned His Face off Again
Dumb Bank Robber
Man tries to fix airbed, blows up a
Man dies after falling into vat of
Seconds, Please
German blows up flat with airbed
Teacher's Crush
Flat blown up in air bed accident
Woman leans from truck, hits head
There's a bear in my kitchen
Twitter is one' Killer application!
Ukrainian Talent Audition Goes Horr
Airbed Blows Up Apartment
Really Dumb Driver
Man crushed inside rubbish Truck
Relationship comes off the rails
Truck Passenger Dies When Head Hits
Bride's Bouquet is the Bomb
Nonsense Knocked into His Head
Wheelie bin man crushed to death
Turner
Dumpster Death
Looking for the Parking Croc
Tweeting to death
Teacher in garbage truck
Woman killed when she leans out of
Wheelie bin man crushed to death
Hwy 108 Runover Victim Dies
Going Postal
Woman/Truck Window/Mailbox
Dumber than Dogs
Wheelie bin man crushed to death
Fireworks Head Big Bang
Not a good place to sleep!
Teen sucked into pool pump
Scott Williams, 35, crushed to deat
Woman dies after leaning out of tru
Blumenthal style chef loses hands
Car surfers with drunk driver
Supposedly smart people win Darwins
We're Bullish on Spain.
Texting Teen falls down manhole
L.A. Worker Killed...
Woulbe rapist loses private parts
Safety First
Car theft gone wrong
Man dragged through Toronto by trai
Man dies after dive from cliff
Teenage boy sucked into pool pump
Teenage boy sucked into pool pump
It's only a pair of goggles
Teen sucked into a pool pump
Memory Machine
A ride down the tubes
Man attacks car hood, dies
HM: Texting Teen Falls Into Sewage
The wedding bouquet hits the engine
car roof surfin
Future Darwinite: The Danger of WWT
Surfing to death
Fatal car surfing
How Many Warning Lights Do You Need
Gonne Fishing
OMG. S#it
Woman kills man during foreplay
Russian Talent Show
Not quite - but this guy is definit
Stopped on a dime?
Man dies from falling in chocolate
Died from [obvious] lack of Oxigen
Death by Chocolate
I can't put my finger on it.
Falling Into Vat of Choclate
Suicide bomber kills only himself
Emboscada de "Zetas"
dibble man killed by freak firework
Man blows himself up while fishing.
Yet Another Dumb Copper Thief
quad bike over cliff
'Car surfer' dies from injuries in
car in fatal crash flies onto 14
Bing, Bang, and Crash
Car Surfer Dies in Quebec
Propane sniffer burned after lighti
SUV Surfing
One Last Cigarette
Expreme Car Surfer dies in Montreal
Robber Killed
Urban Surfing No Charmed Exisitance
Car surfing in Quebec
Canadian Car Surfing with Charm
Penis Amputation
Propane sniffer burned after lighti
Man dies from car surfing injuries
Car Surfer
Fish food
Eastern Cape SA Initiations
Skateboarder dies "skitching"
Fishing With Dynamite
Wife blows MI6 chief’s cover
Boy asphyxiated on clothes line
Pond Eddy man electrocuted
Never doubt the gun is loaded
Chano Baba's curve.
Bradley soccer still healing from f
Fishy business
Respect me in the morning?
Man climbs barricade and drowns
Robber Killed with Own Gun
David Caradine
Plastic Surgery Done Cheap
Balancing Act
Exit where entered
Two Separate Bridges?
LOOK before You leap
Bike rider killed at Anchorage inte
He doubted the gun was loaded.
Python stops genes from petowner
Tattoos used to ID copper thief
Sullivan County Man Electrocuted
Gas Station Robbers Caught When The
Don't let your Friends Drink & Saw
POWER THIEF
Michael Jackson Wins 2009 Darwin
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The good, the bad, the idiot

Demolition derby official dies fro

Extremely Distracted Drivers

Members Only

Mother drives minivan wrong way

Climbing old sparky.

Redneck Luxury Vehicle Delivery Inc

Boy wanted to become transformer

Boats Stay on Water for Lightning

propane and cigarettes

Move down wires with bare hands!

Look...No hands!

that's nice oh yeah i'm dumping you

Man Falls to Death

Homemade Chemical Warfare

Anglesey pensioner died after fireb

Russian “coolant glutton” dies tryi

Psssst.... POW

Teen killed by ride on big rig

Boy drank gasoline to copy his TV h

Brick Thieves Die Horribly as Build

Teen blown out of pickup dies

Man Loses iPhone Jumps to His Death

Burglar Stuck in Window Dies

Outback Steakhouse

Drunk Driving, Texting, No Seatbelt

Passing away at Brothels

Teen's party

Teen Accidentally Shoots Self

Man refused liver transplant dies

Teenage boy sucked into pool pump

Work-release inmate fakes own kidna

Submit forum easier

Guy inside a truck

Smoking kills

PA Experimental Arc Solderer

Coroner: Man shot self by accident

squirrels-1 Man-0

And Don't Forget to Look Both Ways

Mailbox kills woman leaning out of

Coroner: Man shot self by accident

Air Mattress Fix Causes Explosion

Excretitory missle

Man Shot Himself by Accident

man dies in wheelie bin

Teacher crushed in bin lorry

"meals on wheels"

Shocking Death, LOL

Air Conditioning via Carbon Monoxid

No Oxygen, but Cozy

He Burned His Face off Again

Dumb Bank Robber

Man tries to fix airbed, blows up a

Man dies after falling into vat of

Seconds, Please

German blows up flat with airbed

Teacher's Crush

Flat blown up in air bed accident

Woman leans from truck, hits head

There's a bear in my kitchen

Twitter is one' Killer application!

Ukrainian Talent Audition Goes Horr

Airbed Blows Up Apartment

Really Dumb Driver

Man crushed inside rubbish Truck

Relationship comes off the rails

Truck Passenger Dies When Head Hits

Bride's Bouquet is the Bomb

Nonsense Knocked into His Head

Wheelie bin man crushed to death

Turner

Dumpster Death

Looking for the Parking Croc

Tweeting to death

Teacher in garbage truck

Woman killed when she leans out of

Wheelie bin man crushed to death

Hwy 108 Runover Victim Dies

Going Postal

Woman/Truck Window/Mailbox

Dumber than Dogs

Wheelie bin man crushed to death

Fireworks Head Big Bang

Not a good place to sleep!

Teen sucked into pool pump

Scott Williams, 35, crushed to deat

Woman dies after leaning out of tru

Blumenthal style chef loses hands

Car surfers with drunk driver

Supposedly smart people win Darwins

We're Bullish on Spain.

Texting Teen falls down manhole

L.A. Worker Killed...

Woulbe rapist loses private parts

Safety First

Car theft gone wrong

Man dragged through Toronto by trai

Man dies after dive from cliff

Teenage boy sucked into pool pump

Teenage boy sucked into pool pump

It's only a pair of goggles

Teen sucked into a pool pump

Memory Machine

A ride down the tubes

Man attacks car hood, dies

HM: Texting Teen Falls Into Sewage

The wedding bouquet hits the engine

car roof surfin

Future Darwinite: The Danger of WWT

Surfing to death

Fatal car surfing

How Many Warning Lights Do You Need

Gonne Fishing

OMG. S#it

Woman kills man during foreplay

Russian Talent Show

Not quite - but this guy is definit

Stopped on a dime?

Man dies from falling in chocolate

Died from [obvious] lack of Oxigen

Death by Chocolate

I can't put my finger on it.

Falling Into Vat of Choclate

Suicide bomber kills only himself

Emboscada de "Zetas"

dibble man killed by freak firework

Man blows himself up while fishing.

Yet Another Dumb Copper Thief

quad bike over cliff

'Car surfer' dies from injuries in

car in fatal crash flies onto 14

Bing, Bang, and Crash

Car Surfer Dies in Quebec

Propane sniffer burned after lighti

SUV Surfing

One Last Cigarette

Expreme Car Surfer dies in Montreal

Robber Killed

Urban Surfing No Charmed Exisitance

Car surfing in Quebec

Canadian Car Surfing with Charm

Penis Amputation

Propane sniffer burned after lighti

Man dies from car surfing injuries

Car Surfer

Fish food

Eastern Cape SA Initiations

Skateboarder dies "skitching"

Fishing With Dynamite

Wife blows MI6 chief’s cover

Boy asphyxiated on clothes line

Pond Eddy man electrocuted

Never doubt the gun is loaded

Chano Baba's curve.

Bradley soccer still healing from f

Fishy business

Respect me in the morning?

Man climbs barricade and drowns

Robber Killed with Own Gun

David Caradine

Plastic Surgery Done Cheap

Balancing Act

Exit where entered

Two Separate Bridges?

LOOK before You leap

Bike rider killed at Anchorage inte

He doubted the gun was loaded.

Python stops genes from petowner

Tattoos used to ID copper thief

Sullivan County Man Electrocuted

Gas Station Robbers Caught When The

Don't let your Friends Drink & Saw

POWER THIEF

Michael Jackson Wins 2009 Darwin

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