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A different dive Man shoots self Lineman for the (hic) county Died with his camera in his hand Good Samaritin Dies Police arrest suspect in apparent c 72 yo Ex-Boxer KO's 23 yo burglar Trouble Tattoo -- DejaVu? Wrong place to meditate Stealing Power drunk drowns in erie canal Brainpower outage Climbing to heaven Prison for drunk who shot balls off Theif hacks powerlines for copper Steamed Good Samaritan falls off bridge Life Tip #11487: Don't Try to Hacks NY Motorist's Good Deed Proves Fata Stealing Copper the Hard Way Suffolk police seek burglar who too Feuding Families A Helping Hand man killed when sawing through wire Man trying to help another dies in First step is a doozy Good Samaritan, Bad Lighting Teen Died After Trunk Riding Stunt NY Man.....Dies In Bridge Fall Man Killed Cutting Powerline Blasts Rock PM's Takmau Compound Drunk and Electricity Death-dealing double-decker! 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Twitter bath death Girl dies Tweeting in the tub Experimental Youth 5 PEOPLE 30 MINUTES 4 FT OF WATER ... and the daughter makes five Twittered To Death Darwin Takes Five Twitter kills Dead Quiet! tweeting in the tub Girl Dies Tweeting in Tub Indian train electrocution bizarre in Germany Fla. fisherman hooks live missile i The Tweet of Destiny 5 adults die in puddle after 'Dare' More than mud in your eye Don't run with scissors. Pickup gets stuck in Texas pond, 5 The Last Tweet Twitter bath death on a bet crocodile causes helicopter crash He chose a life sentence Light up your life Light up your life Car surfing' suspected in Fairbanks Belly Flop out of the Gene Pool Man found burnt to death in Klipriv Skydiving observer jumps to his dea WOULD-BE TRAFFICKER'S SURPRISE $600 gas leak He's a Wild One! Twitter bath death Twit using Twitter electocutes self Twitter bath death Twitter Bath Death 'Sprungschanze Twitter bath death 'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbank Alaskan Car Surfer Car Surfing 'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbank Undesired Pregnancy kills two. High-Powered Tool as Sex Toy Making Smore's with gun powder Car Surfing Car Surfing in Alaska "T" Means TURN My hat! My hat! My life for my hat! Mr Hand and the horse... Man tries to commit suicide Russian officer gravely wounded whi Fisherman Catches Guided Missile concealed guns in bars don't run with gun got talent! Newburgh man killed in motorcycle c Paintball Accuracy Test Light my Fire Best Tow Man in Town Thug gets what he doesn't ask for Thieves Electrocuted Hold that boat! Need more training He Asked for It. Failed gun snatch attempt Mistaken for turkey, private invest Train accident Pair die in 'copper cable theft' Game or fight? Smoker Catches Fire At Gas Station Pair die in 'copper cable theft' Pair die in 'copper cable theft' You're fucked Pair die in 'copper cable theft' Frying tonight Toy gun vs real gun Pair die in 'copper cable theft' Technician sues over electrocuted s Driving ban for sledge-tow father Adolescent grabs the catenary Physics Laws 'Repealed', One Dead Israeli woman loses $1M as daughter Electric Train Electrocution Israeli woman mistakenly junks $1 m Teen cited for dancing on car stopp test Florida Fisherman Hooks Missle tornado picture Good times with Tornados Freakin Awesome WV's collective sigh of relief tornado photographer Gasoline Kwai Chai Cain yanks to the great b Let go of the leash dumb bitch Dog Pulls Woman in Front of Train Teasing driver could not walk as fast as boast She talks faster than she walks The Evolution of arwin theory. Woman avoiding trooper drowns better late than never Footloose and Seatbelt Free Knuts I'm shocked, it's not a hand hold? Falls man electrocuted in house of Shocked Women ses giant fish, gets eaten Electrocuted Crooks 2 standing on double decker bus. Meth Lab Shock Shark kills curious tourist A French women killed by a shark Invulnerable boys on the railway she wanted to hug a big fish Stupid Drunks! train passenger zapped! 2 suspected copper wire thieves fou Copper Wire Thieves Electrocuted DUCK! Never mind Crotch Rocket + Guardrail = Darwin Shark eats nosy tourist Cold Dip to Fame Men standing in double decker bus 61 Illegal Miners die in unused Sha Double Decker Bus in Illinois Family Axes Wedding Plans, Egyptian Men die after hitting heads on Inte Man Shocked Stealing Electricity Reason to use a bathroom Two die hitting head on overpass Barrow teen hit, killed by train Men die after hitting heads on Inte unable to marry,man neuters himself I'm The Human Torch (or Dr Doom?) Indian man in a train roof Two killed on double decker bus Two men die after striking their he Two die in double-decker bus accide Planet of the Ape! If you can´t swim use a lifevest Egyptian cuts off penis Stag party bridge jump

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