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Fla. fisherman hooks live missile i

2009 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance

Please still send this to the website submission under honorable mention.

Thanks,

On Tue, Jun 9, 2009 at 7:20 AM, Bill Sparling

wrote:

Hi again Wendy. I have a good one for you, unfortunately this guy doesn't qualify-though eventually he will. Bill refs: http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=779398 http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&q=missile+panama+city&btnG=Google+Search&meta=&aq=f&oq=

Fla. fisherman hooks live missile in Gulf waters MADEIRA BEACH, Fla. -- Talk about a fish tale.

A fisherman in Florida actually caught a live missile recently in the gulf of Mexico.

"I mean I wasn't scared. Why should I be scared," said fisherman Solomon Rondey.

Soloman Rondey just wanted to keep it as a souvenir, but it turned into all of this.

The commercial fisherman caught this missile off the coast of panama city more than a week ago.

The U.S. military confirms, it is an eight foot long, American made, live air-to-air missile.

And all Monday night, a bomb squad from McDill Air Force base worked to dismantle it.

Everyone was kept 500 feet away while the team worked in an empty parking lot off the tom Stuart causeway.

Soloman Rondey says it's one of several missiles he encounters while fishing for grouper in the gulf.

"so I put it on the roof of my boat. I continued fishing for another eight days I was fishing," said Rondey.

Rondey wasn't sure if the missile was live or not so he took precautions.

"I was concerned about it so I keep it cool. I keep it packed with ice. So I keep it cool. I keep it under carpet," Rondey said.

Rondey had that missile on his boat for than a week.

But when he arrived on land at Madeira beach, he immediately reported his finding.

"as soon as I hit the docks, I went to notified the fire department and everybody of what I have. Because I wanted to keep it as a souvenir," said Rondey.

McDill bomb squad specialists questioned Rondey about his souvenir.

"there were like wow man. And they said you took a big chance bringing in this missile. You had it on your boat for ten days and anytime it could have exploded on you," Rondey said.

Rondey said he hooked a second missile a few days ago...but he put that back in the water because it kept beeping.

Officials told Rondey to contact the coast guard immediately if he ever finds another.

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Submitted on 06/23/2009

Submitted by: Bill Sparling
Reference: http://www.kare11.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=779398

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>> Moderator Scores <<

James said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, Bill, but we received several submissions on this incident when it happened a couple of weeks back.


Bruce said:
Definitely Toss: Repeat
Thanks, but as James indicated we've already received this story a number of times. Please be sure to search BOTH the slush and reject piles before submitting stories to make sure it's not a duplicate.


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